Eiya Weathes
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Joined 11-14-09, id: 697805, Profile Updated: 07-24-16
Author has written 1 story for Romance.

No longer an active account. I've decided to stick around until I've completely released all the chapters of The Fear Of, a short romance story that I wrote and finished more than three years ago.

Thank you for all the memories, support, constructive criticism and everything else in between.

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The Story You Shouldn't Know by Bingo reviews
REMOVED, save for the epilogue and an accompanying prequel oneshot. Sorry. We had a good run!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Room 475 by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
"We don't really have a healthy relationship, Jonah. We met in a Psych ward." I sighed and pulled his arm tighter around me. "I know, Becks." He paused, and I looked up at him. "You're dying, and I tried to die. It's really... kind of perfect."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Blame the Neighborhood Cat by jaliwo reviews
It all started when I was caught having a staring contest with the neighborhood cat by the quiet, brooding Josh Riley. That damned orange cat was the reason I started noticing Josh more, including the fact that he made skinny jeans look good.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,703 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Facebook Official by dear-llama reviews
(SKoW Nominee, Round 12) One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Half Your Age Plus Seven by Measuremylifeincoffeespoons reviews
What was that rule again? Half your age plus seven? You can’t go below that. If I’m 18, half is 9. Crap, where's my calculator? Okay, 9 plus 7 is 16…and he is 15. 15.5! I mean, should I round up? Or not? What’s six months? That should be fine..ah, hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,003 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Couldn't Stand the Weather by andee lee reviews
Corinne's sworn enemy is still living across the street and is now driving the Mustang she lost her virginity in while his brother, her first love, is busy talking about cold fronts and thundershowers on the local news. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,967 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Myriad of Misconceptions by teardropx reviews
Luke, her jerk of a brother, and Nathan, his charming best friend, are the leaders of White River High. If Alayna wants to make her life at White River as boring as possible, she would keep away from them. Sadly, fate has come to a different conclusion.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,285 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
How to Get a Girl by Carrollesque reviews
Behold, a quick and easy guide on how to get a girlfriend. Now with advice on how to snag that loveliest of lovelies, the fangirl! Enjoy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 12/26/2004
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 208 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Ten Mistletoes of Christmas by tickledblue reviews
One-shot. Taylor thought the party was going to be another boring Christmas occasion. How wrong she was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/24/2005
Guide For Fictionpress Reviews by ColorCrayons reviews
This is Mack from Clodhopper. My cousin and I have been asked a few times how we get so many reviews. This is our response. I hope it helps!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2005
The Fear Of reviews
I'm sorry for hurting you intentionally and unintentionally. But most of all, I'm really, truly, desperately sorry that I see you being more than a best friend, but am too scared to do anything about it. Much love, Kaye
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 4/7/2013