Eiya Weathes
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Joined 11-14-09, id: 697805, Profile Updated: 10-28-13
Author has written 10 stories for Manga, Romance, Humor, and Essay.

I was formerly known as Amethyst Penn. However, due to my abrupt respite from writing, I have decided to resume what I have started with an entirely different pen name. With that said, why hello there. I am Eiya Weathes.

To further introduce myself, here are a number of things I would like to share with you.

I am seventeen years old and Southeast Asian. And yes, I am currently a freshman in college. (If you're curious, the degree program I'm taking is BS Chemical Engineering.)

My taste in books ranges from science fiction (particularly dystopian) to fantasy to paranormal. Usually, I'm not a huge fan of romance-centered plots. However, I do enjoy writing lighthearted romance pieces as a form of practice.

Be warned that I update sluggishly and procrastinate frequently.

Finally, thank you for taking the time to read this - whether it's my bio or one of my works.

Nil desperandum.

Copyright 2010 - 2013 Eiya Weathes (Author ID: 697805). All Rights Reserved.

All content posted and/or published on this account belongs solely to the author from the day of its publishing until the author states otherwise.

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Room 475 by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
"We don't really have a healthy relationship, Jonah. We met in a Psych ward." I sighed and pulled his arm tighter around me. "I know, Becks." He paused, and I looked up at him. "You're dying, and I tried to die. It's really... kind of perfect."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Blame the Neighborhood Cat by jaliwo reviews
It all started when I was caught having a staring contest with the neighborhood cat by the quiet, brooding Josh Riley. That damned orange cat was the reason I started noticing Josh more, including the fact that he made skinny jeans look good.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,703 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Half Your Age Plus Seven by Measuremylifeincoffeespoons reviews
What was that rule again? Half your age plus seven? You can’t go below that. If I’m 18, half is 9. Crap, where's my calculator? Okay, 9 plus 7 is 16…and he is 15. 15.5! I mean, should I round up? Or not? What’s six months? That should be fine..ah, hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,003 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Myriad of Misconceptions by teardropx reviews
Luke, her jerk of a brother, and Nathan, his charming best friend, are the leaders of White River High. If Alayna wants to make her life at White River as boring as possible, she would keep away from them. Sadly, fate has come to a different conclusion.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,285 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
How to Get a Girl by Carrollesque reviews
Behold, a quick and easy guide on how to get a girlfriend. Now with advice on how to snag that loveliest of lovelies, the fangirl! Enjoy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 12/26/2004
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Asian in America by Trina Chun reviews
what it means to be Asian in America
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2005
Ten Mistletoes of Christmas by tickledblue reviews
One-shot. Taylor thought the party was going to be another boring Christmas occasion. How wrong she was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/24/2005
Guide For Fictionpress Reviews by ColorCrayons reviews
This is Mack from Clodhopper. My cousin and I have been asked a few times how we get so many reviews. This is our response. I hope it helps!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2005
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The Fear Of reviews
I'm sorry for hurting you intentionally and unintentionally. But most of all, I'm really, truly, desperately sorry that I see you being more than a best friend, but am too scared to do anything about it. Much love, Kaye
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013
Granophyre reviews
Social hierarchy was never a problem. He was popular and I was sort of popular. It was that fire…it changed me. I started to believe that my life was going downhill but then…he, being a smart ass, tried to prove me wrong. / REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Of Your Eyes and My Ice Skater Thighs reviews
What’s with me and bumping into hot guys with even hotter accents both literally and figuratively? No idea, but I think I need a cup of Starbucks to keep me sane. It doesn’t really help that I’m slightly boy-obsessed. Skittle sticks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010
The Bitch's Game reviews
One-shot: "Hey bitch," I said out of breath, as if I was still running in a marathon. Dragonflies, hornets and butterflies erupted in my chest. I gulped. "Taste the rainbow." And the colorful shower of Skittles slid down his head. / Based on a true story / OLD WORK
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Complete
On the Euphoria of Writing reviews
On the Euphoria of Writing: Outlook of a Talkative Ambassador / My actual homework; an abomination; the product of my severe case of what-the-random-crap-ia and twenty minutes of staring at the laptop screen. I'm being serious here. You've been warned. / OLD WORK
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Once upon a Cloak reviews
One-shot: "Merry Christmas my ass, you little piece of unwanted poo! Hand it over!" I am enraged. I am exhausted. I am ticked off. I am running after an old homeless man wearing my granny's clothes. And guess what? I'm also a Leo. / OLD WORK
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Giselle: The Modern Fairytale reviews
ON HIATUS / "A dream is a wish your heart makes..." Giselle Alicia Lancaster calls it bullshit. Well Cinderella's sending in her fairy godmother to change her mind but maybe someone should aim for her heart instead.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2010
Taking It Bluntly reviews
One-shot: I wanted someone honest…which was the exact reason why I was attracted to Damien. He was unpredictable, blunt and never lied. But then, I threw that fairytale away because of a soft drink. He was full of surprises so what was there to expect? / OLD WORK
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
An Inner Goddess reviews
Removed.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
The Only Exception reviews
One-shot: Cupid is my nemesis and I stopped believing in love years ago. Then why am I singing about it! Ugh, I'm going against everything I stand for! …Why? Apparently he is the only exception. Inspired by: 'The Only Exception' - Paramore / OLD WORK
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,632 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete