MonkeyFighter
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Joined 11-16-09, id: 698027, Profile Updated: 11-18-09
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Hey guys! My name is Cece; it’s short for Christine. I’m guessing you clicked on my penname because you want to know all about ME!!

Well…I’m 17 years old and have been telling stories since I could talk (my parents thought I was a horrible liar for a while. I would exaggerate and exaggerate and add stuff to make my day more interesting). I’ve been writing these ‘lies’ down since I was an itty-bitty sixth grader (too bad my height has not changed since then!).

The penname ‘MonkeyFighter’ is derived from the edited TV version of the movie Snakes On A Plane. In this version they remove a naughty word similar to ‘monkey fighter’ and replace it. Making those scenes that were previously inappropriate for small children absolutely hilarious!!

(Warning: this next paragraph has little/no relevance to my stories, and I won’t be offended (or even know, if you want to be honest) if you skip it). I was born in Pittsburg, and moved to Massachusetts when I was 5 (but you don’t care, do you?). The relevance of this tidbit is the meaning behind my sports loyalties: I am a Red Sox fan through and through, I cried when they won the World Series back in ’04, I hate the Yankees (especially now!!), and the names ‘Alex Rodriguez’ and ‘Derek Jeter’ and synonymous to ‘evil’. Also I’m a pretty big Patriots fan, and not a fan of the Manning brothers, every Sunday you can find me on my couch eating pigs-in-blankets watching the game and yelling at the screen. I have no interest in basketball, but I root for the Celtics if they’re playing. But I am a Pittsburg Penguins fan, much to the disappointment of my Bruins fans family :)

I tend to use real-life as an inspiration for my fics. Most of the events/people are based of my real-life experiences (I mean no harm!) with a slight embellishment.

As stuck-up/snotty as this may sound, you all should know that I really do not like my parents. About a year ago certain events transpired in my house that made me loose my respect for first my father, then my mother forever, the only reason I still live at home is because I have two little sisters who need me. As a result of this I am very close to my extended family, especially my cousins. Ergo my characters rarely have parents who are present/likeable characters and usually they have a cousin/sibling who is very important in their life.

I have an account of fanfiction.net under the same name that I use for reviewing.

I love reading fanfiction of my favorite stories/TV shows/movies, but I never feel like my own fanfics are very good: I feel that I never manage to stay in character and that bugs me. So I’ve decided to use this account to post fics I wrote that are loosely based off stories/TV shows/movies. I use events/ characters and take them and run, making them my own. If it is important I will mention what it is based off of, but maybe not.

10 Things You May Or May Not Want To Know About Me:
1. I can find the beat to a song in seconds, and proceed to tap my foot, annoying those around me.
2. I draw, though not very well.
3. I can come up with a background story for a picture in seconds (although sometimes I have trouble putting that story into coherent sentences).
4. A few years ago I stayed at my friend's ranch, while making sure my saddle was the correct size I fell of the wooden saw horse, breaking my wrist (don't worry though, I still went horseback riding, i just had a plaster cast on my wrist and was drugged op on painkillers).
5. I am a lefty, and proud of it!
6. I cannot function without tea.
7. I cannot stand when people post fics with obvious typos (not-so-obvious ones I get) but not capitalizing your 'I's? Pathetic! We learned that in second grade!! I also hate text abbreviations like 'u' for 'you' and 'l8r' for 'later'. It drives me insane!!
8. I randomly use really big, old fashioned words or phrases. I have no idea why (I might have picked it up from my 10 year old sister, not really sure though)
9. I easily get distracted
10. I am a Unitarian Universalist

I hope you enjoy reading my fics and I hope you review!! I love getting emails they make me feel loved :) If you have any questions/requests feel free to PM me, as I mentions I love email alerts!!

Cheers!

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Panties and Potted Plants by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
What's a girl to do when she's in a crunch, wearing nothing but scandalous lingerie? Certainly not trust the guy responsible for the recent disappearance of her diet soda. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Complete
Have Your Cake and Have Me Too by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So his friends abandoned him with this crazy-amazing girl and he was utterly defenseless. Those monsters! Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Checklisted by Cheryl White reviews
"What's this? A checklist from some girl magazine?" Kent mused. "It's none of your business." There's no way I'm explaining it's a checklist Cam wrote to make me realize my feelings for Kent. Which is ridiculous because I'm NOT in like with him. Twoshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
How Sweet It Is by ms silverquill reviews
When Andrew finally admits he loves long-time best friend Shelby, nothing is going to stop him from proving it. A friends-to-lovers romance told in twelve parts. Humor and utter nonsense ahead. (Note: There are different versions of the song, the one I chose may not be your "right" version)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Christmas 1914 by Inspector Karamazov reviews
During the Chistmas truces of 1914, a soldier makes friend. Crappy description. Please readit anyway?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Waiting For William by Diane Meholick
Short story that takes place in Buffalo, New York's Central Terminal.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Dunk 'em by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT "It's freezing!" I said."We can have a hot make-out session after." My eyes widened: not at his crude suggestion, but at the fact that I almost let myself say yes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Won't be Home for Christmas by EruptingFender9 reviews
His eyes widened before he put his hands up defensively. 'Woah… My God, alright. I just thought you were someone I knew…' He stuck his hands in his pockets and retreated back to his white car. 'Merry Christmas,' he murmured before getting in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Saturday Night Date by scatterbrain87 reviews
Thanks to Tyler Hainsworth, Charlotte's Saturday nights are usually filled with fun, laughs, and a few messes. What happens when another Hainsworth steps in for the night? [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
A Gas Station Moment
Inspired by a story I read on MMT: A chance meeting at a gas station changes a woman's outlook on her life cheesy, I know .
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete