Author has written 2 stories for Horror, and Supernatural.
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the "Can't Be Unseen" of the day, courtesy of that fucktard George."
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Hello all, and welcome to the profile of Georgasaurus. I have already established myself on Fan Fiction as a flaming bastard, so don't assume I'm a newbie. That would be stupid.
Because I'm lazy, I'll put facts about me like this:
Name: George Dufresne
Height: About 5 foot ten
I'm not one of those people who actually give a shit if you can see my details or not.
"Oh noes, nasty paedophiles are gonna come all the way down to my house and look for me, before raping me and then murdering me with a chainsaw."
I dare you to, fuckers.
Anywho, I'm not a serious guy. In fact, I rarely ever get down with the srs bsnss. I also like to play the part of pervert, too, for the reaction. Nearly everything I do, I do for Teh Lulz, including flaming.
That's right. Flaming.
I like grammar, punctuation, shift keys, space bars, and enter keys. I like people who can spell. I like people being able to take God damn concrit, and not turn into whiney little shits when I tell them why their crappy, badly written fic sucks balls.
I hate n00bs, Trolls, bitches, spammers etc. You know the sort.
As soon as this account gets up and running, it's flaming time.
And please, by all means, hate mail me if you want. Cry like little emo children at the horrible injustice of it all, of the truth. I'll just pass your diabolically spelt complaint round to my circle of well educated friends - before laughing and tossing it into the fire to keep us warm.
Send me revenge flames. They turn me on.
I love quotes. Here are some of my favourite quotes, whether they are from a flame, a flame response, a review, a PM, a forum, a book, a movie, or a T.V. show.
"Do you think you have flame powers or anything?"
"Yes. It's called 'grammar.'"
Irintwat and me, respectively
"Wait a second, this isn't just about sex. You like her personality; you like that she is conniving; you like that she has no regard for consequences; you like that she can humiliate someone if it serves...oh my God...you're sleeping with me."
House to Wilson, House M.D.
"It's tragic, really. You spend time and effort writing stories to get the occasional review, but insult someone's mother in a flame, and your inbox is crammed with emails."
"One does not simply man-sex into Mordor."
-courtesy of ED
"The third stage of grief(ers): Bargaining. Next comes Depression, when she finally believes us and realizes how pathetic she is, then last, Acceptance, when she grows up and joins the ranks of flamers."
"Maybe she's even talking to Screw You Flamers right now. "Oh, cuzzi, how do I respone to these meanies?" "Well, make sure to scream random things at them that have nothing to do with the situation and don't forget to stupidly admit you're underage." "What?" "OMG a shiny object!"
"As much as I'd like to believe that Edward is some hick from the middle of nowhere with grammar skills worse than a monkey on life support, he's not. He's a prissy vampire manlady with hair that defies the laws of physics(and gravity), who always speaks as if someone's just shoved a large spiky stick up his pasty white anus."
A Breach in Sanity, reviewing a shit!fic
"Needs MOAR York! ;K
Oh, unless an alien would burst out of his chest. In that case, it absolutely does not need more York. -nod-"
Blue Simmons, review
"If stupidity was painful, the world would be so much of a better place...and quieter."
"HALLELUHIA PRAISE THE LORD! THANK YOU ALLAH! THANK YOU JEWISH GOD! THANK YOU JESUS! SHES FINALLY LEAVING!"
"AND HALLELUHIA PRAISE THE LORD! THANK YOU ALLAH! THANK YOU JEWISH GOD! THANK YOU JESUS! GOD PROVIDED A WAY FOR YOU TO UNCAPITALIZE YOUR WORDS."
Madmaddy and Jamen, respectively
"Hey, little girl -- wanna see my exclamation point? ;)"
"Keep talking. Someday, you'll say something intelligent."
"He's the perfect fucking being, he literally can't fuck things up. He knew what to do based solely on being perfect.
God is a fucking Mary Sue. -_-"
"George--I'm tempted, dear--really, I am--but unless I want to end up on the street, turning tricks for money (like you), I actually have to graduate from high school. ;D"
"I do it for Teh Lulz."
"At least you don't do it for free."
Jamen, Me, and Pride, respectively
"Look, don’t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you’ve got a palm."
"In the beginning . . .
AD dropped in out of a sense of duty. The forum was small.
Time passed . . .
AD visited. The forum was growing.
More time passed . . .
AD feels old.
AD visited again.
The forum has grown very large.
Now . . .
The forum has flourished."
"My thing is talked to and about by lots of ladies. They can't keep their eyes, hands, or indeed, their mouths, off of it."
"I would like a pie, please."
Me and AD, respectively
"Well, I didn't really know what "your thing" was.
So I guessed it was your amazing pie baking skillz.
Obviously the ladies love pie and couldn't keep their mouths off of it, or stop talking about it.
Talking to a pie is also understandable. Some people may have a guilty conscience about breaking their diet and feel they must console themselves by talking to the pie and convincing themselves that only one pie will not be so bad.
The pies, of course, mutely protest."
"You're never alone when you're totally self-absorbed."
“Since the internet is almost diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it’s been a lot easier to just assume everything’s shit until it can prove itself otherwise. I like to call it the ‘Guantanamo Bay’ approach to reviewing.”
"Jeg er en viking, og jeg føler stor! thumps chest"
"Seriously? That was extremely retarded."
"gasp Oh no! My story was mentally ill! Poor story."
Noob reviewer and Elodie, respectively
"...you do realize that being unable to write is considered being uneducated right? And uneducated is a formal word for "stupid"."
"Georgeasarus is such a perv! Have you seen his picture?!"
Audrey Eddie Cullen
"George did WTC!"
"Try me on for size. ;)"
"What are you, a condom?
...you lucky bastard. D;"
Shaito and I, respectively
"Asking George to not be mean is about s good as asking a cow to bark."
"We wait in eager anticipation for the next gem from Aqueen's uniquely organized keyboard."
The Eisenhower and The Nixon
"If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing."
"Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke."
F. Scott Fitzgerald
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the "Can't Be Unseen" of the day, courtesy of that fucktard George. XD"