Rudolf has three problems. One, he's all out of cheese. Two, he can't seem to do anything with his hair. And three, he can't find his favorite shoes. Oh, he's also been kidnapped by a man that may be a cannibal, inhuman, and gay. But that's normal, right?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009