Naomi Hansen
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Joined 11-23-09, id: 698999, Profile Updated: 06-14-11
Author has written 4 stories for Nature, General, Life, and Supernatural.

Hmm, about time I got an account here...

Anyways, I don't have much time to explain stuff now, so here's links to my other websites:




(I have a Facebook account on the same name, but I never use it).

Sayonara/Auf Wiedersehen for now,

Naomi Hansen

I will tell you this right now: All of us have the capability to grow more when it comes to our writing skills. This includes me. But thanks to DeviantArt, I have found a few tutorials that could help many of you become better writers:

-Top Ten Grammar Errors

-Storyline Technique

-Logic Based Character Development, Part 1: The Originality Illusion

-Style Vs. Voice: A Writer's Guide (If you wish to create a story that makes people actually feel like they care for the characters and the story, I suggest reading this one to start you on the right path).


"Hello ladies. Look at Arthur and then your man and back to Arthur. He could be Arthur if he used old spice and not smell like a lady." --KreamaSuzuki, after responding to this:

"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." --Eames, Inception

"Your quotes are starting to get on my nerves. Peter Burke." --Peter Burke, White Collar

"So, two years from now, when I'm just about to walk up to that stage and get my degree, I'm suddenly going to die in a fire." --Alias-TheWriter

"Bishies. Bishies everywhere!" --Me

"Wouldn't that be pathetic, seeing ten thousand plus soldiers marching off to war over A FOUR-BOOK SET ABOUT TEENAGE DRAMA DISGUISED AS VAMPIRE ROMANCE?" --Alias-TheWriter

"When life gives you lemons, make apple cider, and let them wonder how the hell you did it, because you have no fucking clue how you pulled it off either." --aegis-of-justice, responding to this:

"Running around with a naked sword, picking pockets, and killing people. You are the king of blending." --icafreak,

"It's not right for a mutant to read! Soon he starts getting 'ideas' and... uh... 'thinking!'" --thats a sketchdump VI, by Phobs

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Mein Liebling by Catatonic Seiory reviews
Slash. I'm Jewish and a guy wearing a swastika came into my backyard. Did I shoot him? Yes. Did he come back?... Yes...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,008 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Lone Lotus by Luny Loona reviews
Is beauty as good as it sounds? First attempt at free verse poetry.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Hallowed be thy name by Mars Demo reviews
I was perfectly happy with my life, that is, until my mother sent me to counseling at my church... let me be the first to tell you, I am not gay Yaoi, rating has gone up, beware
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,740 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
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Hunt For Deliverance reviews
Escape. To flee from the problems that torture the mind, body and soul. It's a dream many desire to make a reality and few, if ever, achieve. But what if one was offered a chance to finally escape? Freedom: that's whats being offered. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010
Red, Black, and Blue reviews
Sestina. A story of two sisters. Slight depression. Character death. Possible suicide if you squint.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Downsides to Rhyming Couplets
Rhyming is NOT my forte. This slightly ironic poem attempts to show that.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
Mother Nature reviews
Free verse poem. Summer, fall/autumn, winter, spring - the highs and lows of the seasons.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete