I like John Mayer (like is an understatement), Coldplay, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Muse. Also, absolutely abhor Justin Bieber and Owl City. I might want to write a couple of one shots in the future, but I'm pretty busy (it's just scant consolation to me that I'm a huge procrastinator). I also like watching TV. Doctor Who, The Mentalist, Grey's Anatomy, House, Gossip Girl, Mad Men. Lastly, I like wasting time on Facebook games. Looking at you Pet Society, Farmville, Cafe World and Roller Coaster Kingdom
PS. I NEED MUSE TICKETS. I'LL SELL MY SOUL TO JUSTIN BIEBER IF I HAVE TO. And then when I attend the Muse concert, I'll have back my soul.
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Hiring a Hooligan
by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Champagne Gang
by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars
by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Beating the Game
by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006