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If you go through this life and just "exist" without truly living, then I don't see the point of all this wasted life. Our lives were given meaning, so shouldn't we strive to achieve the ultimate in happiness? All relationships are built on falsehoods. We meet and court someone, and eventually come to believe that he or she is the ultimate, and perfect, person on the planet, that no one else can outshine them, that we love them with 100% of our heart, more than we have ever loved anyone else prior. They can do no wrong, and anything shown to the contrary can be explained away by excuses we create so as not to destroy the ideological existence we've bestowed upon them. Do not allow your rational mind to fall for those misrepresentations of god-like perfection. No one can ever fully know another person, no matter how much you are told to the contrary. We create a fictional backstory that encompasses their lives, whether you realize it or not. It is this fiction that we typically allow ourselves to fall for- these falsehoods that provide the backdrop for potential make-or-break relationship status.

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Love is Priceless by jma reviews
River is 24, miserable and suffering from poverty. To top it off he's got a bad attitude, a sh!tty outlook on life and generally hates his life and all the people in it. What he needs is a hero. If he holds out long enough, he might just get one. M/M Gay
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,676 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 6/4/2011
Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,070 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/2/2011
Ventures and Investments by RoughDraftHero reviews
Justin Plank is a pathetic gutter rat. In the past, he made the mistake of crossing Tony Torroda, one of the most powerful talent agents in LA. Now, at the brink of failure, he must turn to Tony for help... the last thing he would ever want to do. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,511 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
Mafia Runner by Beautifully Shattered reviews
SLASH: Afton is at the point in his life where he faces constant barriers in his path of finding his own identity. Not only does he have to push past his parents' expectations, but he has to deal with the unwavering attention of a Mafia underboss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 209,235 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009
Rorschach Blots by RoughDraftHero reviews
Sev won't analyze why he wants to spank his teacher. slash mature complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,095 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
The Practice Mate by ArdyH reviews
Ayen doesn't want to be an omega. Baisk isn't ready to be an alpha. So, they can practice with each other. That's what friends are for. /slash werewolves
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012
Close Protection by Cordelia Kingsbridge reviews
After three consecutive expulsions for sexual misconduct, Luca D'Amato has no choice but to return to America. Jacob Ryder is the man charged with protecting him from his family's many enemies – but who will protect Ryder from Luca? COMPLETE! (Slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 267,017 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Pickle by Catherine Julia Jefferson reviews
James is fine with being gay, but he isn't into the gay scene. Heath's the poster boy of the campus queer community, but he doesn't do relationships. They don't understand each other, but they can't help wanting to know more. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,920 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012
Dust and Shadows by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. To save Kaleth's life, his adoptive brother Issavan resorts to witchcraft, a crime punishable by death. Now, the task of bringing his brother to 'justice' lies on Kaleth's shoulders, but catching him is the least of his troubles. Pseudo-incest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,112 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012
Song of the Nightingale by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
HIATUS.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
The Coquette and the Thane by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Kedean's saddled with a deceptively simple task: deliver a bride-to-be to her fiancée across the sea. The complication? The "bride" is a nobleman, temporarily cursed with a woman's body, who's none too pleased with the arrangement—he does, however, take a quick liking to Kedean. *'12 SKOW Nominee*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 204,442 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Power Trip by Calico Trayce reviews
Slash/Yaoi/MxM - A year ago, Gavin told Brecken Waters he loved him. Brecken laughed it off, but later he takes advantage of the situation; yet he's a completely sexy bastard who doesn't know what he's getting into. WARNING: SMUT! READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,945 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009
Anchor Bright by Caseus reviews
There isn't any light in this world. / Oneshot, very slashy, dystopianesque universe
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
Chancing on the Subway by a caustic destiny reviews
Oneshot, slash. It began one day on the subway, when Liam had been entranced by the most beautiful ass he'd ever seen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Complete
Hot For Words by Chronically Creative reviews
SLASH. Gideon Walker talks too much, has a bad habit of having sex with his best friend and now has a slight obsession with a guy who can't talk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,263 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010
Paper Tiger by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. When Derik's girlfriend broke her leg cheerleading, he sent her a get well card. When his linebacker, Quan, is hospitalized, Derik spends his Friday night on a creaky, government-issue cot playing Go Fish—among other things. M for gay sex.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Put Out the Light by Catherine Julia Jefferson reviews
Malcolm Leight, private consultant to the police, only fucks his roommate/assistant/doctor/lovesick fanboy Peter Grayson on the nights he solves a case. There is nothing sacred about the ritual, though Peter wishes there was. M/M. NOW WITH EPILOGUE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
His Own Little Piece of History by jma reviews
M/M Gay Romance ONE-SHOT written for Sheepie for Valentines. Miles is a middle-aged collector of history. He teaches it, he spends thousands on ancient swords, he loves it. But one piece of history is about to walk into his life that is all too unexpected
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
More by Chronically Creative reviews
SLASH/ONESHOT. 'If you really want more, scream it out louder.' - Usher
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Headline This by Sidderiffic reviews
Between writing for the school paper, fighting with his girlfriend, and leading on the resident football team dumbass, Eric really doesn't have time to crush on the new hot English teacher. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,600 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009
Fk it by DeliriousEphemera reviews
You know all those things you always wanted to say? Well, Adam decided to say them. m/m. fluff. oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
How to Spell Fuck by Xephia reviews
There are three things you should never do the night before you meet your mother for the first time. 1; buy your gorgeous underaged brother a drink. 2; take him back to your hotel room. And 3; find out you have a little brother. In that order. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
Secrets that Kill by Anonymous Soul reviews
A Yaoi Romance. When Nate gets tricked into playing a game of 7 minutes in heaven, he gets alot more than he bargained for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,648 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Saint's seduction by Elkica reviews
Yaoi. NON-CON When Marshall won on the amateurish contest in striptease, he hadn't expected to find himself on the stage wiggling his ass more than once or that this gorgeous stranger would mistake him for a prostitute.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,008 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Out of Orbit by American Schokolade reviews
slash Nate may be Mr. Popular of Bethlehem, Kansas, but he’s not entirely sure that’s saying much, since no one quite knows where Bethlehem is. He wants to use Jesse Jones for his connections. Or, he thinks so. So why did the CIA get caught up in it all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,843 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Better Than Breakfast by Tygati reviews
Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Psychic Love Story by Qui reviews
-Slash, Oneshot- Kismet may be psychic, but that doesn't mean he Sees everything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Media Circles by Sundown reviews
ONE SHOT. I have paid underage girls and young men to keep their traps shut, I have held his head up from drowning in his own vomit, I have even given him CPR once. I do this all without saying a word. Homosexual content // Freak-Of-Spades Oct Challenge
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Yeah Boy and Doll Face by NekoKamiFL reviews
I hate Chase. I really do. No, really. /MM Slash/COMPLETE/Rated for language./
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Silver Bullet by Alyn Drasil reviews
-ONE SHOT- They still don't know how to be together. And maybe it will never work out. In Manitou extra. mm slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Seduction of the Feathered Serpent by Tygati reviews
Slash. Several ancient gods adjust to changes in their lives, unaware of the treachery being plotted around them. The actions one taken by Tezcatlipoca to thwart that treachery has repercussions that will shake their world to its foundations.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Tongue Tied by Sidderiffic reviews
“Nice shirt,” he comments, his hand sliding under said shirt to gently caress my hipbone, “But I liked it better off.” If I still had the ability to speak, I would be reminding him that I’m straight. ...At least I think I would be... [MM Slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Out of Luck by d'Neronique reviews
[slash] No one wants something more than if they can’t have it. That’s why I believe the best way to get guys is to pretend you’re straight – and you had better believe it works like a charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Act III by Asenka.N.Chernyaeva reviews
[Slash, completed, under revision] Two boys. The first, Max Kennedy: Soccer forward and elite college socialite. The second, Eddie Calhoun: Band nerd. It will be a battle of the wills and the pills, and it will change their lives forever. Look out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,770 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
The Ordinary Vampire by Rachel Lynn reviews
Jacob was just minding his own business when he was kidnapped and tied to a porch. Who knew that this little town could be so bizarre? Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Storm by Winterbridge reviews
It comes when you believe. [m/m, one-shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2006
The Cure by xanthofile reviews
SLASH No, I don't mean the band! I mean the cure to my romantic disease. And it all began the day my son ran away from home... ONE SHOT Warning: profanity is rampant within
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Supernatural by Kimagure reviews
Quentin's on a roadtrip to try and find himself, and he picks up a hitchhiker along the way. Yaoi. Male on male content. Complete one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2005
Love and Secrets by Sam Cdn reviews
COMPLETE! This starts out as a romance between two boys at a boarding school (yes, BOYS! that means slash) in Ontario, Canada. Their love progresses gradually and eventually turns into a tender and beautiful affair. But nothing lasts forever ...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 133,420 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004
Switching Places by Kimagure reviews
Max and Will are identical twins. Max wants Will to take his math final. Will has a date with Dave. There's got to be an easy solution for everyone right? Hmm, maybe not...M/M, slash, yaoi
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 9/9/2004
Something to Talk About by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] Darryl's the hottest topic of conversationnot necessarily in a good way Matt doesn't think it's fair. A secret admirer motif with the cubicle working environment as its backdrop.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
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why the fuck cant delete this
PLD DONT READ SKIP I T IS SHITTY
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
Motivation
The blissful times when writing like this was good.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete