![]() Author has written 7 stories for Romance. Hello. My mibba profileeee!: http:///26094/ My Loves?: My Savior: Harrison Hunter. You are my best friend, my guardian angel. I don't know what I would do without you. You are seriously the only person I trust with everything and I love you man. I can't wait for robotics next year with you:D Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE i'm gonna draw a picture Kenneth Joseph Tiff Byron Byron Kenneth Tina Kenneth Tina Lacey Kenneth Tina Kenneth Tina Kenneth Joseph Joseph Kenneth Joseph If you're one of the millions who have cut and/or been depressed and survived, repost this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. 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We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser. Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Procrastinate NOW! The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING? |