Spleentectonics
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Joined 12-03-09, id: 700634, Profile Updated: 06-01-20
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, Supernatural, and Horror.

Hmm...I really should do something with this space. I know, I'll tell yas a little about me. I like to write (specially slash) and my dog totally looks like Falcor. Nailed it. Places you can find me outside of Fictionpress:

Patreon: patreon(dot)com(slash)spleentectonics (which is where the rest of RHGtM will be posted)

Dreamwidth: spleentectonics(dot)dreamwidth(dot)org

Tumblr: spleentectonics(dot)tumblr(dot)com

Feel free to drop by and ask me stuff. Even classic hits like Are You Dead? and When Are You Going To Update?

Rory Harper's Guide to Mating

What to say about this one? Well, werewolves. C'mon that's worth a click -mumbles- and a review? Anyway, I starting thinking this story was kinda dumb way back in the first draft (the one on here is like the first-and-a-half draft XD), but I thought screw it, I was having fun writing it. Speaking of that, you guys apparently thought it wasn't utter crap. Thanks for the loverly reviews, guys!

Supernatural Self-Help

This is where I'm going to dump all of of my non-Rory POV shorts from the RHGtM-verse. You know, when I get around to finishing them. So, like, sometime before the next ice age.

The Spoon-Fed Dog Chronicles

The SFDC stories center around a group of plucky teens who investigate the weird and strange happenings in their hometown of Wisteria. It's kind of a like Scooby Doo, but without all the real estate fraud. Or maybe there is real estate fraud. Oooo, read and find out. I'm planning on having two main series (the SFDC being one) with a bunch of one shot side stories that all take place in this seriously messed up universe. The tone for these stories is also darker than RHGtM, so keep the content warning in mind.

SFDC Side Stories

#1 Faith in a Through Street

(6/1/20) Chapters 20 through 29 of RHGtM have been posted. And a Piper POV one-shot has been posted in Supernatural Self-Help.

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Backbone by Dustyhands reviews
Backbone isn't all you need to fight a war. M/M slash. [Down for rewriting]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/21/2020 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
Juicy Fruit by Blue GhostGhost reviews
PLEASE READ: I took this story down because it was plagiarized several times and distributed without my permission. Due to many requests the rest of this story will be posted on my Patreon site as I edit. See my author page for link. If you are interested in helping edit this story in prep for publication please consider joining us.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 10/9/2010
The Sailor's General Superior by IceraMyst reviews
Calentine is having a bad day. His head's bashed in, his ship is sunk, and the most important man in the kingdom just fell in love with him in the worst way. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,532 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Moonlight by Katica Locke reviews
In this sequel/alternate POV to the 2008 epic NaNovel Broken Wings, Moonlight follows Izeri, a weather fey with a dark secret as he fights for love, acceptance, and his very life. Gay romance, maleXmale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 253,081 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 11/3/2010
In the Middle, by the Waterfall by The Great Onigiri reviews
The life of a brother with a sister-complex is tough. Keeping her out of trouble, warding off potential suitors, saving her from being eaten by a dragon. You know. The usual. Slash M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,144 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 2/28/2011
Art Criticism by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Available on Less Than Three Press under the author name Celeste Spettro. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
The Scapegoat by Don't Look Now But reviews
Adolescent demons are the worst-hormones, bloodlust, and a complete lack of self control, all in the same package. Not that the adults are much better. Belial finds this out in his first days at the Academy. YAOI, SLASH
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 203,481 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/8/2009
I 90 West by goudacheese reviews
Ivan has no love for adventure, nor does he have any sort of desire to see and/or experience the world around him. In point of fact, overly long trips of any sort kind of make him want to die, so there is obviously no reason for him to force his best friend on a journey across America with him. Obviously. M/M slash etc
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,720 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
A Brandished Cross and Hint of Lime by IceraMyst reviews
When it comes to tracking demon nests in Cincinnati and vampires through the streets of Detroit, Alexander is supposed to be the sex appeal, not the hunter. Too bad his boss thinks otherwise. At least the break from his love life might give him a chance to win over his cute, irritable psychic partner at last... Slash.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012
One Freaky Geek by SucculentAmbush reviews
Slash-reading, WoW-loving geekfest A.L.Pierce's life is relatively carefree despite a few bullies, a faghag mom and bestfriend, and a drag queen dad. But things are about to get complicated. Lucky for him, he rather enjoys solving complex equations. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010
Rumors About You and Me by mizzlizdiz reviews
Brandon is your average gay high school student. Bad at math, he finds a tutor named Matt. A misconstrued conversation has rumors flying that he and Matt are involved. Everyone thinks they're dating. Should they be? Male/male situations. Completed!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,337 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Autophobia by Thornton reviews
A plague is destroying humanity and in the aftermath, two desperate men try to survive. m/m Slash
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
The Boy Bride by Jack Dawkins reviews
An American boy, Ryan McFallon, is sent off to Japan to avoid the War. Under the terms of his new citizenship, he must marry a Japanese husband, Takeo Takahashi. Told from Ryan's point of view as he adjusts to being a japanese 'wife'. Fictionmature.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,016 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/9/2003
The God Eaters by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
The tale of two outlaws and the totaliatarian theocracy what done it to 'em. Slash; M for language, sex and violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,952 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
The Storyteller by Rachel Lynn reviews
When the king gathers all the storytellers of the land, Blue finds himself amongst the ones called. But there are more interesting things in the palace than the stories being told. M/M. Slash. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/13/2006
Sacrifices by Rachel Lynn reviews
Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
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Supernatural Self-Help reviews
This is a collection of one-shots within the RHGtM-verse.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 9/21/2016
Rory Harper's Guide to Mating reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
SFDC: An Abundance of Pep reviews
After being saved from a zombie attack by a garage band, Skyler Macintosh finds himself helping them investigate the weird and the strange in his new hometown. This week, a string of murders hit Wisteria, leaving the gang worried about who's next. [slash]
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2018
Faith in a Through Street
With nothing but a long lazy summer in front of him, Blaine's sure he's got it made. That is, until he starts spending too much time thinking about the quiet kid down the street. The one with the smile that makes him feel alive. [slash] A SFDC side story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,052 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Complete