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Treasured by Blue GhostGhost reviews
An ancient and terrible dragon slumbered in the form of an old man working at the corner liquor store. Owen wakes him up. A dark fairytale.. Warning Slash mxm NC17 n/c angst violence
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
Haunted City by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Birthright or not, I said I wasn't interested. But between a family curse, a shady secret society and a pushy werewolf with a mohawk, witchcraft might be my best chance of getting out of this alive. NC-17 MM Slash DOWN FOR EDITS but don't worry I'll stick it back up pretty quick
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,976 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
The Sailor's General Superior by IceraMyst reviews
Calentine is having a bad day. His head's bashed in, his ship is sunk, and the most important man in the kingdom just fell in love with him in the worst way. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,532 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
AfterLife by DayAndNight reviews
Well, ever since I made friends with a hurtling bus, I've been a little... less than alive. Something big is brewing. Fate, I guess. I never thought it would be, but being dead's going to be... interesting. To say the least.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,414 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 5/16/2010
Daisies in December by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
"You're mental," she said. Glancing down the sidewalk in the direction of the institution from which I had just escaped, I nodded. "Yes. I am. Now can I get that ride?" Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by DeliriousEphemera reviews
REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Necropolis by RoughDraftHero reviews
The world has been dead for 36 years. There is a small population of humans. Most of them are insane. Good luck, Charlie. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,525 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008
Travels and Travails of a Questing Party by Sugarloafin reviews
Araner knows more deadly curses than any other, yet he's sworn never to kill another with his magic. Between uncooperative merchants, thieving rodents, strange companions, and stranger adversaries, however, that vow is going to be well tested.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,524 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/21/2010
Aitan Leser by RoughDraftHero reviews
If princes were space pirates, and damsels were convicted murderers, and castles were electric chairs, then, well, this still wouldn't be a fairy tale. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
Gladys the Guard by Odette C. Bell reviews
When your last line of defence is a mild-mannered nerd with wild hair and glasses, it is fair to ask where all the guys with guns went.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
his hands like ghosts by a theoretic revolution reviews
over her bones in the dark, / trigger
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Complete
Dorian's family by Tukki reviews
Dorian is only 17 but he has to be a parent to his troubled adoptive brothers. Not an easy task. Blake is every bit as troubled and it makes Dorian want to take care of him too. Blake has something else in mind. Slash. Rated for future chapters.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,118 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010
Words that Matter by Laura Allyson
An attempt at flash fiction - a story in 55 words.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011
Know vs Think by infraredphaeton reviews
When Cid, middle child, wishful writer, and owner of a pair of mental complexes, meets Logan, eldest sibling, successful law student, and ridiculously well balanced, he doesn’t expect much. Unfortunately, Logan does. SLASH M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010
Click by Pale White Shadow reviews
Thoughts to a revolver... a series of short poems.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Of sweaters and heartache by LyingOutLoud reviews
I had a pretty good life going, but then my ex had to march into my favourite coffee bar and back into my life. I hate him. And his stupid sweater. Slash, m/m. Rated for language and some sexual content later on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Words and Their Digestion by seventhswan reviews
For someone who can't even think the word 'triangle' without giving into his compulsions, a love shape-that-can't-be-thought is quite possibly the worst place to be. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
Kissed a Girl by AlmostCrazy reviews
The resident lesbian gets a surprise from a pretty redhead, whose intentions are more than merely platonic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
Prince Ajnin and Other Tales by Qui reviews
A collection of gay or 'slashed' fairy tales. With a hint of ninja.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
My Soul You Sold by Xaphan reviews
What is forgotten is not necessarily gone
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
The Alchemist's Folly by Madeleine Morgan reviews
Necromancer Isadora confronts a bushel of problems, namely her young brother, Jack the Ripper, curing death and an increasingly mad stepfather. A SPELLBINDING TALE of LOVE and HORROR in VICTORIAN LONDON! Be SHOCKED! Be AMAZED! CAPITALIZE MANY WORDS!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011
If You Can't Take the Heat by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Scott is getting out of the kitchen, even if it means leaving Dane behind. M for a lot of language, a little sex, and some minor drug use.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
do you GAMBLE? by Prescription Em reviews
I do
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
The West Canal by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
When gutter witch Julin Drum finds Miki floating facedown in the canal, he captures his ghost and takes it home. That's what witches do. But Miki is an uncommonly intense ghost, and things are getting a little personal...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Raiding the Castle of the Grim by Jazhara Lee reviews
Volodymyr the Grim has captured Princess Tanya, and Prince Anton and his friend Salacia are on their way to rescue her. But a legend is stirring... A twist on the typical "prince-rescues-princess" tale, designed to shock the reader. A cast of 4. Complete
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
The Haunting by puddledirt reviews
12 months, 365 days, 2 boys- slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Chilali by ForbalaTheGreen reviews
A young woman comes home one winter night to find an owl on her porch.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
The Boy Who Cried Troll by DeliriousEphemera reviews
You know the worst thing about being crazy is that not even your best friend will believe you when you tell him there's a troll living under the stairs. Okay, maybe not the worst. It's never really been an issue before. But it's definitely on the list.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Neurotic and Sociopathic In Space! by DeliriousEphemera reviews
So your hot math teacher has a spaceship hidden in his basement. Oh, and he's a wanted criminal and you ended getting kidnapped by aliens. A little freaking out might be on order. Unless you're Jakob. Then it's the best thing that ever happened to you
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 226,031 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Flexing and Flaming by Tukki reviews
Flex is twenty three years old ice cream seller who engages in sexual activity with an idiotic but hot lifeguard. Said lifeguard is nineteen and thinks Flex is under eighteen. In secret, Flex's hobby is to make things fly with the power of his mind. SLASH
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,152 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010
Cigarette Smoke by monkeybar ohmaniac reviews
“Pap,” I say, sitting down next to him, sliding off my sneaky squeakers, “What was Nana like?” Grand-pappy sighs deeply, stretching out a long string of smoke from his cig. “Your Grand-nana, child, was a’crazy.” - short oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Roulette by Unintended Muse reviews
A game with a 50/50 chance of survival. How will you fare?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Smooth Bleed by S. M. Saves reviews
It's not nice to do that.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
The Malignant Pleasure of Undead Justice by TestingIdentities reviews
A different take on vampires. No sparkles.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
神祕 Shen Mi by Akumei reviews
Shen is a prodigious detective who has never failed a homicide case. But what is his secret? How does he always know how someone was murdered? Enter the life of a man no one knows and discover a world unknown to the living- the world of the "spectrals".
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,828 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Two Years I Bled by XxArixX reviews
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, The two year's I bled, I owe to you. -New twist on an old poem-
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010
Our Dads Be gone by Snowden reviews
They may be old farts but the retirement home still likes to brag about their dads. Pardon the crude, morbid humor, I don't mean to offend anyone's family who have actually experienced any of these.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
Sad by Avio Favalon reviews
i'm used to people talking crap about me because i'm a lesbian. but when it's someone i was actually becoming friends with... well, it hurts a lot more. i'm kinda over it, but there's still this little sting inside.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
Demon in Denial by Remera
Even as my hands crush rocks, I say it be not so.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
Maybe I'm Dreaming by Serendipitist Swan
“I think that maybe I’m dreaming Dustin,” I don’t know why I thought this. The world was the same as when I went to sleep last night. The ships were in the sky; magic boiled in my blood, and the woods was full of spies. "Then wake up."
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
Hush Little Baby by YouveBeenJayed reviews
Please don't cry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
The Truth of It by puddledirt reviews
Vincent Daniels was not like other boys. He was special, or maybe not quite special enough.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Master Black by Kaizen Kamaria reviews
Black. A 19 year old 'Warrior for Hire' whom lives on Reed Estate. This is his story, his adventure. The pirates must be stopped!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
After by Akana Akazen reviews
Slice of life... What do you do when death has become so boring you wish you were alive just so you could kill yourself? Easy - follow the only person who can see you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009
Gum Wrapper Confessionals by extrapolating ideas reviews
Surface area, generally, isn't what most base their choice in gum off of, but most people, generally, didn't write love notes on their gum wrappers. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Some Things Change, Some Things Don't by Mandyla reviews
He shook his head, refusing to let this go. He took off after her, intent on catching her. She wouldn't escape him this time. She would see his side of things whether she wanted to or not, and he would prove to her that she was wrong.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Transvest Yourself by Abrasive reviews
Ashley is a boy with the misfortune of attending an all-boy's boarding school. And being mistaken for a girl. A one-shot parody.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
The Fighter's Child Prodigy by LetoSai reviews
Tesla was not a normal little girl. From illegitimate child of the Emperor, to slave, to warrior, to assassin, she was never normal. But the love of a small child would change all that.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Teach Me to Speak Again by Scarlett Lefeu reviews
Roger finds a young street performer who has an unusual talent, but what he finds is a completely different story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
Sex in Your Violence by Nagia
Dollie is not as nice as she seems.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
French Kisses by Jerk-me-around reviews
It's the typical story. The best friend runs in, steals the girl, and leaves the jerk at the altar. Just like the movies, huh? The only problem for Derek Fisher, and his best friend Eleanor French, is that I'm not your average jerk. I want my woman back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
I am Satan by Tigbert reviews
He sits in a chair because that is all he can do. He wants to go back. He wants to change. But he can't. Satan rules. Satan lives. Satan fears. Rated T for safety and depressing death and fury themes
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
You're Not My Type by realize reviews
You rank maybe a 6.450903 on the hotness scale out of 10, and that’s on your good days. Sure, some days I find myself staring into your dull brown eyes a little longer than necessary, but I could get 11s if I tried. So don’t think you’re anything special.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Verleden by appingo reviews
From a young age, he saw the girl in his church. And as he aged, she didn't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Autophobia by Thornton reviews
A plague is destroying humanity and in the aftermath, two desperate men try to survive. m/m Slash
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Burn My Shadow by quannn reviews
She was everything to him. And she destroyed them both. Oneshot/songfic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Fairest of Them All by addicted-roxe reviews
My version of the wicked queen in Snow White. A short captivating one shot of lusting beauty and and the dark consequences of such sin. Where beauty is the parasite inside the veins of the predator.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
Daemon by yorkEpon reviews
Have you ever wished you had a genie who would grant your every wish? Or maybe a fairy to always protect you and hear you. Well, I have no genie or fairy. That's just plain silly they don't exist. What I do have though, is a Daemon, and he is quite real.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010
Live It Up by White Phosphorus reviews
Living gets old after a while. There are many tales of the search for immortality, finding the secret key to eternal life, but it’s not all champagne and limousines. Short story written for composition class.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Cinderella by StarryKnight46 reviews
If the shoe fits...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Pineapple Pizza And Hospital Beds by Caseus reviews
Without a doubt, pizza is the answer to everything. Including completely platonic relationships and car accidents and the fact that Hawaiian pizza will someday rule the world. // slash, oneshot, collabbed 8D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by Road to Anywhere reviews
He is, in many regards, the stereotypical hipster. Vintage shirts, tight jeans, library full of bands I've never heard of, hair 'artfully' tousled. And he's my guilty pleasure. Slash, Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Letter From a Serial Killer A Satire by Carol Ruth reviews
A serial killers complains about how television is so judgemental of her and her fellow population control activists.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Cake by Lady Obsess A Lot reviews
Eve is pregnant, but is the father her boyfriend Ryan or his best friend Noz?
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Carson City by All Over You reviews
"Do you remember when you promised me that you wouldn't streak across the football field during the Homecoming game last year?" Oh, right. Heh. That. Not gonna lie, it was the easiest two hundred dollars I've ever made in my life. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
Her Knives by My Parakeet Has Issues reviews
For years she had been crushing on him, loving him from a distance, until one day, he approached her. And her life changed forever. However, when a threat reels its ugly head, she will do anything to be one with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Between Tequila, Texts and Tylenol by 2005nostalgia reviews
ONESHOT. I woke up with no memory of what happened last night so I started to retrace my steps, I mean, texts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
The beta by Alexandria the Great
A young woman is alone at her post, and her only companion is an old wolf-dog. But what is this about her being in love...?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
For you, My Queen by FerrumOvisAries reviews
MxM SLASH "My name is Nathaniel and I absolutely, positively hate bugs." "Young man... Are you aware that this is an Alcoholics Anonymous group?" "Oh. Well.. I've drunk beer before and it was absolutely horrible." "Young man, please leave." "Yes sir."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
Where Pain Lies by PipaJJ reviews
My hand trembled as I covered my mouth, turned away from his prying gaze. "There's rules and regulations, Kaden. I accept that I am to live by them." Tears burned the edge of my eyes. Then arms around my waist. "You said you didn't lie."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010
The Hazards of Love by cu-kid reviews
Let me get this straight. You're telling me that for three-hundred and sixty-four days out of the year, you sit around doing nothing about people's love-lives and then, this one day, you decide to don your toga and wings? ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Week Without Blood by IceraMyst reviews
Simon is worried about Australian spiders. Darryl is worried about being a vampire. They both reckon the other is a little bit strange. Slash
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,565 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009
Ernest: Expendable Guard by tuman reviews
The story of one guard who was never quite so stupid as the rest...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
Sunny Mr Finnigan by iBrandi reviews
Out of all people, Finn Blake the Ultimate Jock was probably the last person you'd pick to turn gay. Yet there he was, hiding behind a truck, making creepy stalker eyes at the littlest punk ever. Ah, romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Catering Service by Ms ShiSha reviews
“Just wanted to know why you look like shit.” The smirk was back on his face and I felt like punching the living daylights out of his damned body. He just knew how to compliment a woman, didn’t he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Stress and the Psychopathic Mind by Rock The Rain reviews
The main character: A deranged psychopathic stalker with some serious anger issues or a man who simply cares too much? You decide! Oneshot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
Morticians Do It With Embalming Fluid by xanthofile reviews
Slash. Edwin is into photography, lemon Starburst, hanging around cemeteries, and living above his mother's mortuary. The corpses are friendly enough, it's the living he has issues with. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Sod's Law by mintyfish
Number 6 Bus Shelter has a humiliating name, a terrible job, insane flatmates, and nobody wants anything to do with her or her everything bagel. But things can always go worse. ff.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Discourse on Teddy Bears by Lilias reviews
.slash, one-shot. "So, what? You're hot, I'm hot, so we can't we just screw? Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. You--okay, yeah, maybe in clubs and frat parties, but definitely not in the stuffed animal aisle of Toy World."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Magic Man by sasha blue reviews
Love is the drug.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Murmur by kaylajac reviews
There's a murmur that thumps one pulse behind her heartbeat; when the doctor pauses and the shadow of a frown ghosts across his mouth, she thinks he's heard it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Grays & Gays by MaeMaes reviews
Fulfill the Tough&Dirty Writing Challenge by including the phrase: "I am a phoenix rising from the ashes." A day in the life of Jackson Gray, resident male with a gay roommate. Is it budding romance? Or is his gay roommate secretly a female in disguise? /
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Convenient by orbicland reviews
After Sam's boyfriend gets shot, it should be obvious what he's supposed to do. Instead he reads a lot and can't seem to stop running into the cute paramedic from the accident site.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Gracious by orbicland reviews
Bloor gets mistaken for a guy named Donodan, and spends the day with Dar because he's too polite to explain the confusion. This may actually make him a worse person than Donodan seems to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Speak by Like a Lullaby Goodbye
Silence became a part of me. Slowly, slowly it grew and grew until it covered me, a shield from the outside world. Everything was kept out, while I was held inside.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by holiday road reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
High On You by xemeraldeyesx reviews
“Well, if it isn’t the munchkin,” I heard a familiar voice say. “I’ll choose to view that as simply in reference to the fact that we’re flying to the land of Aus,” I said, rolling my eyes. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Agony by Mardy Bum reviews
He's pure gold and I'm not even breaching on copper.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,133 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Crescendo by CallMeCute reviews
An abused woman finally fights back. A story of triumph.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Everybody Lies by Angel of Ink reviews
It's hard to give a damn about anything when your best and only friend has just died. Life just isn't the same. Sometimes, though, the changes can be for the better. Whose idea was it to become a cross-dresser, anyway? Back at Koyo's request.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009
This is Spring Cleaning by Luuk reviews
Peter Davis, an unlucky bank accountant, comes home to his flat one day after work to witness something very unusual; his former best friend, turned demon hunter, is doing something unspeakable in his apartment! M/M
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Ridiculous by WithoutException reviews
“Hey, River,” Addison said, casually, as she lay stretched out across her friend’s couch, “Why haven’t we ever dated?” A mildly ridiculous one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Trapped in a Plastic Skin by effay reviews
and i want out.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Your buttons are done up wrong by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Sam and Luke have some fun with the girls outside their dorm room at boarding school. Fortunately for their prank, these girls have big imaginations. Sort of slash if you look closely. Pointless oneshot. Enjoy. T for sexual references.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
five to nine by merryhouse reviews
You hate working night shifts. Usually you don’t have to, because you have the excuses of school and sports and music and tests and cries of child labour, but it’s six days before Christmas and the supermarket is crawling with people. Then he comes along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
The Bandanna Epic by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash// Leigh wanders around in the aftermath of the Great Biological War in search of the isolation of night, only to meet up with a boy who has never seen the sun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Pants by Qzie reviews
“Dom, Rico, what are you doing to Benny?” “We’re molesting him!” “We want his pants!” “Help me.”
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
The Sky is Burning by The Brat Prince reviews
Having an undead lover isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Lilly's boyfriend is made of decomposing flesh and tries to eat brains, but he's finally all hers. Only thing is, he came back to life with a purpose in mind. A sweet but twisted love story.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Fence by Comodin reviews
-SLASH / COMPLETE- The spirits of Halloween Past, Present, and Future might just be able to help Tory get his life back on track... if he can survive the process, that is.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,097 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
look by Hoplessly.In.Love reviews
A faerie tragedy Look, see, there she sits. She is not a pretty-thing, not a day-thing, not a happy-thing. She is a moth, a slave. He is a Butterfly, a prince. He was not supposed to see darkness, she was not supposed to be mourned.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Media Circles by Sundown reviews
ONE SHOT. I have paid underage girls and young men to keep their traps shut, I have held his head up from drowning in his own vomit, I have even given him CPR once. I do this all without saying a word. Homosexual content // Freak-Of-Spades Oct Challenge
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Honesty by munchiekins reviews
And if I were dying?"
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Like that by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. The romantic adventures of Saint Christopher the Gay. About the joys of being 16, gay, in the closet and in love. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,220 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Day I Killed My Teacher by seasong reviews
Running down my teacher with my car was NOT my ideal plan for a Saturday night! /Oneshot!/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Thousand Feather Smash by redexted reviews
So he can't do without his beloved feather pillows. Fine. But must I suffer the indignity of shopping for them with him? Must I do that when he doesn't even know their MOST important purpose? I must enlighten him! M/M slash, fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
The Misener Experiment by TurtleGoddess reviews
Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
The Strangest Places by Three Score and Ten reviews
Of all the possible places to meet your future boyfriend, the bathroom is probably not in the top ten. If you're in the bathroom because you're throwing up, the odds narrow even further. Guess Cale's just lucky, then.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Necrophilia by Interrobang reviews
The glass enclosure was fogged over with the warmth of rotting, though she herself was impeccable. Her skin was chalk in pallor, her eyes closed. As if preserved in arsenic, she was perfection. The curious case of sleeping beauty.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Dusk and Daylight by Awe reviews
In a world where vampires are just normal civilians -albeit with that 'need blood to survive' thing- and business tends to proceed as usual, David doesn't want much out of life; happiness, his sister's health, and to keep his neck bite-free. Slash, mxmxm
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Papa Was a Rodeo by TRSNG reviews
Slash. A dirty hustler walks into a bar... what a freakin' joke.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
The Dorky Idea by found.eventually reviews
“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Sleepover by CrayonMentality reviews
Dylan has his first kiss when he least expects it. Slash. MM. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Moon River by pixy-dizzy reviews
Pen is not earth mother. And the boy is not gentle. But he is lovely and broken and if she could stop being a chickenshit she could call him up and ask him to take her to Casablanca. This is how the world begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Scandalous by gummybaby reviews
Slash. In which Lord Balfrey finds himself in a scandalous situation. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
The Uniform by Yoyo-chan reviews
A slice of life set somewhere in America circa 1965. Slash.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Violetly by Madame Y reviews
Because I loved you, they put a gun in my mouth.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Compulsive by Venustas iaceo reviews
I have a problem with lying. My love just has a problem with the killing. [slash]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Public School Spirit by sporkess reviews
My parents sent me to boarding school when I was eleven years old. Raoul was in my dormitory, and he was the one who led the great pillow offensive when some of the older students snuck in. But first crushes don't necessarily work out. MILD SLASH ONESHOT.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Constant Rain by Shalli reviews
Oneshot, swearing, hints of femslash. Darkish piece someone musing about their existence with a rainy backdrop.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
A Haircut Changes Everything by twilightXlullaby reviews
This was a compare and contrast essay for the same class. I actually had just gotten a haircut before I wrote this. And, it did change a lot. BTW, in case you can't figure it out... The scissors are talking.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
The Requirements by unlikely.story reviews
Ex is on a mission: to find the perfect kiss. To do that, she'll have to find the perfect guy. What the mystery guy who keeps following her around fails to understand, is that he doesn't fit the requirements.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007
The Sickness by Sundown reviews
I stick the note back onto the fridge under the magnet that’s in the shape of a fork with googly eyes and a lopsided grin. Its apron reads ‘Don’t like my cooking? Fork off.” I never found it as funny as you did. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Stalking Kynan by Lost Again reviews
[M/M] So I was stalking my therapist's son...but it's not like I was crazy or anything. I never photographed him, made phone calls consisting of deep breathing, or wrote letters that included the phrase “I’m always watching you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 1/9/2005
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Sweets by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Because Hello Kitty and chocolate always make a relationship worth trying. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Out of Luck by d'Neronique reviews
[slash] No one wants something more than if they can’t have it. That’s why I believe the best way to get guys is to pretend you’re straight – and you had better believe it works like a charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
I Thought You Said You Were Going to the CLINIC! by The Poplocking Ninja reviews
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Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Queer by J. K. Baduini reviews
Jerry is infatuated with the strange angel Sean, but Sean doesn't even know he exists...at least, not until Jerry finds Sean being bullied after school one day. One shot. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
The Sin Eater by Gleek
I was bored.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006
A Second Glance by Zozma reviews
You can't judge a book by its cover when you've only seen the back.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Of Wolves and Witches by Kimagure reviews
Henry's older brother has conquered Moray, and he's been sent to 'subdue the barbarians'. But the barbarians aren't quite what he expected and he's not quite what they expected. Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/20/2006
Generic Superheroes by vintage-thought-processes reviews
When you're young, bright-eyed, and ready to step out into the world, there's nothing like a gay kid to mess with your head. (M/M slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2006
The Fat Club by Bee L reviews
Sixteen. Fat. Overweight, more like. What else is there for her to do than narrate her own life with humorous, bitter dialect?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,631 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 7/4/2005
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
The Broken Hollow by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] In time, the maze had come to be known as Broken Hollow it was the most feared prison in the kingdom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Sacrifices by Rachel Lynn reviews
Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Guts And All by orbicland reviews
[slash implied] Harry doesn't hate your guts. He is actually fascinated with them.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Pillow by Largish Field reviews
Gregory, being a cat, is naturally drawn towards the pillow resting inside the humble abode of Mr. Landyce.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/19/2005
And Lie on Demand by Kimagure reviews
Written for Ephemeratales' Sensory Overload ficathon. A prodigy mage decides he's going to try and get close to the knight of his dreams by disguising himself as a squire.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2005
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Poison by Endless Dark reviews
For some reason, she keeps coming back. Her weakness is his power.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Pedestal by PirateGrrl reviews
[Kind of Slashy; as in MxM] He puts you high on a pedestal, but you know it's just further to drop when you fall.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2005
Memories Worth Protecting by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Masculine and Feminine by Siriusly James reviews
We're getting ready to go out.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Release by Gryvon reviews
A young lord running from his past. Pirates collecting a bounty. Loneliness drives them to uncharacteristic acts. Contains male/male romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Not Yet Dead by dandelionia reviews
Hmmm...how to summarize...hmmm, well, I was once startled at how still people are when they sleep...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2003
stagehand by slip reviews
[slash] He was your friend, never anything more. At least, that's what you thought.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Complete