Fifty two dragons, fifty two weeks, fifty two words each. Why? Because I can. - 17 years later going to finally finish this. I never said they'd be consecutive weeks. Chapters now in reverse order of when they were written, most recent being first. **Complete**

A kidnapped princess finds herself on the Pirate King's ship and must help him find a mystical object in exchange for returning her home. In an adventure that constantly twists and turns, she learns that she isn't the only one with an identity to hide.

REMOVED. Sorry. We had a good run!

As daughter of a man in charge of the CIA, Gemma knew her father was overprotective. She just never thought he would assign a man she couldn't stand to be her bodyguard under the rouse of a fake marriage. (Formerly known as STUMBLE)

Prince Damian rejects the girl chosen by his mother without meeting her and without knowing the girl can hear every word of his rejection. Years later he finally meets her again and falls for her without knowing she is the same person. Sequel posted.

g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.

It all started when I fell through a rickety old floor and landed on this notoriously cold guy named Clark Russell...I sat up, shocked at what had just transpired, and found myself straddling him. Go me.

I have this problem: I love arrogant guys. I can't help it! I will be so wrapped up in a new crush that I wouldn't know if that right guy came along if he punched me in the face...which he did. It was an accident, he didn't actually mean to...COMPLETE!

All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!

Jen has had it with romance. Forget dating. Forget men. Forget it! Until she finds a mysterious book. Through a series of freak events, she gets sucked in, literally. And of course, the book just happens to be a...romance! But there's a catch. Since she was sucked in, the main heroine was booted out. Now she has to find her way home or lose it all, including her heart!

Dragons, elves, sorcerers, and ancient wars. A young girl, rejected because of her blood, must learn to choose her own path and find her own destiny. But training a dragon, falling in love, and fulfilling a prophecy are more difficult than she imagined.

-sequel to TRS- One hundred years after Eliana brought peace to Paerolia, evil shrouds the continent again. Andra is a slave to the judges. Kael is the reluctant leader of a rebellion. When he frees her from the palace, Kael has no idea what the quiet slave girl will mean to the rebellion-or to him. And Andra comes to learn that she was destined for far more than she ever imagined

There's an island where time stands still, a prison for two ancient evils, where villagers with dark secrets and pirates with a reconstructed ship constantly feud. Eva is dropped right in the middle of it, with no memory of how she got there, and no plan to escape. Maybe the pirates will help her? That is, if their captain can manage not to be an irritating prick for five minutes.

He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.

Jules is content to fake relationships through the cyber world, until she meets the one person capable of reminding her that the real world might just be worth living in after all.

((NO LONGER ON THIS SITE. Continued on WATTPAD!)) Okay, so he dumped,humiliated and treated me like trash 4 years ago for being fat...and some other w I'm back and looking better than ever-yep I'm a LITTLE vain-and I'm gonna get that jerk. Hah!

H-hello," I stuttered as I looked up to the face of my greatest nightmare. How can someone so devilishly handsome be mean and evil-streaked? "We meet again, witch."

Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. Violet doesn't use the new BlissMax pill designed to give good dreams (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters her enticingly un-medicated mind and gets trapped.

Darren didn't like Alex. Alex couldn't like Darren because of two secrets. One, she's a girl and Elton Cattrel is for boys. As for the second, she can never tell anyone. If you know Alex's big secret, they'll kill you without a second thought.

PUBLISHED! She is the kidnapped prisoner of an assassinated priest. He is the assassin. They are thrown together, tortured slum girl and embittered Crown Prince, upon a perilous road to freedom. COMPLETE!

College student Danika meets the enigmatic Kaedan while hunting a killer in Boston. The killer turns out to be a vampire, and Kaedan turns out to be something else entirely. Danika is soon caught in a supernatural world with a Celtic twist, and falling in love with the beautiful, dangerous, silver-haired immortal is the least of her problems.

He's lured a thousand girls to their dooms, but she won't be the next. A story of vengeance told through fairy tales gone horribly awry.

La Campanella Supernatural winner and Creativity runner-up / SKoW Best Non-Romance winner / Featured on Project Fiction / Reviewed on Falling Star Awards

Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!

She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]

Book 2 - When Vin is captured by a notorious criminal, her life is thrown into chaos. But what happens when she discovers that everything is not as it seems, with him and her country? And he would just have to be her Mate, wouldn't he. *Nominated for Best Villain SKoW Round 12* COMPLETE

Instead of being born with beautiful Marks that grant powers like most royalty, Calla was born with a curse that changes her into a monster. She is sent away by her father, accompanied by a cold bodyguard. War, cruelty, and madness await her. R/R please!

"Isn't it strange, Hansuke? They're always the most beautiful right before they die." A story of a broken man, a strange world, and the outsider who stumbled across it one night in the bloody snow. COMPLETE

The invisible girl's in love with the boy who talks to machines. But he's on his way up, she's on the run, it's hard to tell good from evil, and even the superheroes are incorporated. Not your everyday fantasy romance.

Book 1 - Crown Prince Aeron is convinced that farm girl Sera is his mate and, despite his pursuit, Sera doesn't exactly feel the same. But when he brings her into his world of mages and magical creatures, how long will it take Sera to finally let down her guard and not only let Aeron in, but become what she is destined to be? EDITED

So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.

He's not Prince Charming, more like Prince Arrogant Jerk. And I'm no Cinderella or fair Juliet. I'm a sorceress and now I have to rescue him from the evil sorcerer. Partially Removed for rewriting

When your last line of defence is a mild-mannered nerd with wild hair and glasses, it is fair to ask where all the guys with guns went.

PUBLISHED! Conclusion to "Farro" - She's out to right her wrongs, and he, to save a city. Together, they must travel through mountains no one was meant to cross and into a land no one was meant to see. COMPLETE!

Marcy mysteriously finds herself in a world that is both strange and familiar. With the help of a Captain and a Prince, Marcy needs to figure out where she fits into this world. She must discover her true destiny. Formally: Alvor

A werewolf prince searching for his mate finally finds her in an abused traumatised human, but she's not all she seems. When their worlds collide will they manage to find the love of a hundred lifetimes or will her differences and his duty keep them apart

Young adults in Tempest City find themselves with elemental powers bestowed upon them by a council of gods. Now their challenge is to avoid a government that seeks to capture them and a syndicate that wants to use them. This will be an ongoing series.

I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*

This story is entirely true. It's the story of my life 4 years after The Fear of Change, but it only partially relates to it. Three weeks before I started this, the true colors of my Dad were brought out on me, and it went a bit too far. COMPLETED

A young Thai woman searches the world for the lover that has forsaken her, struggling with her own personal demons and finding herself caught up in a massive criminal organization known to the world as Sheol. UPDATE: COMPLETE!

"Well, at least we know we both really do have girl issues," Tate mused. "I get drunk because I make girls cry, and you want a mutiny against a goddess. It's all really the same, I guess."

The glass lit up. His reflection melted away. There was a rush of magic that shimmered across his skin. "Show me my salvation," He requested upon it, but on seeing the answer he could only say, "I'm doomed."

"Ah, you are but a tiny, insignificant, innocent little child who happened to be at the right place at the wrong time, and is now engaged to a shameless old man with magical powers. Congratulations on your marvelous luck, my dear." Being re-written.

An everyday camping trip turns into a nightmarish adventure for a girl when she angers those who live in the Wood. She finds herself a slave to a King and even more dangerous warrior.. but sometimes things are not always as they seem as she soon discovers

Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.

Evolution. Every moment of every day,something evolves. And the world of Magic is no different. As it has evolved,magic has dragged humans for the ride,giving genetic abilities the equal of any magic born. MCkay Chealsea is one of these. A psych.

Did you recently discover that you are a princess having to compete in a competition for a royal crown that yesterday you weren't even aware exsisted? Yeah...welcome to my world... *Full Summary Inside*

There's a fine line between hate and love, they say. It took a cigarette inside a sundae, a shove into a pool, countless name-calling, odd circumstances and TONS of persistence from their friends for Romeo Williams and Juliette Summers to realize that! REMOVED

Nothing is ever as it seems at the Circus of the Belles. Here, the ringmaster is a witch, humans become animals and animals become humans, stowaways become performers and performers become stowaways, and every show contains a hint of magic.

Lani, an Animage gifted by a hawk, fights the forces of evil while trying to have a normal life. When one fateful night changes her life forever Lani must sacrifice all for the greater good. Can she keep things from falling apart despite all opposition?

Lynn's destiny is a well kept secret, so much so that she doesn't even know what it is. So let's just say that it involves two almost warring countries, a charming ranger, and the start of something bigger than her world. NOW COMPLETE.

their lives are violent in their beauty.

When Adena marries into a world of unknown danger where few can be trusted, can she come to understand the man she married without losing him?

A collection of a bunch of short funny, dramatic, and weird poems. It starts with roses are red... you know how it goes. Please read and enjoy! .:Millie and Sarah:. *Post: Chapter 155* I know there's a lot, so just skip to the ones you like. Almost done!

Be my girlfriend." - "You just met her!" - "You did just meet me. Unless you've been stalking me, in which case I'd have to say yes since you've tried so hard." - "So the only way you'll be my girlfriend is if I told you I've been stalking you" / FINISHED

16 year old Lacey never believed in love at first sight. Sure, she loved to read about it, but she never expected it to happen to her. That changes when she meets Daniel and his brothers- who are harboing a big secret. Not a Twilight remake. OLD VERSION!

He was from another time, quite literally. The stone age to be more specific. He wasn't a ghost, he didn't travel through time. Bam just came into my life, and not in the most sophisticated of ways might I add.

I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...

Three diff. kind of princes: A girl posing as a prince! A gay prince, who hates girls? A prince that laughs a lot. Plus a shy, royal servant; a energetic empress; & a plan that guarantees Kiku's stay in the palace with her happy parents. Read on for more!

When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.

Why am I stuck with this task anyway?"she screamed."This isn't even my world! Why should I have to deal with your problems?" "Stupid girl,"Elenn said,voice dripping with contempt."This is your world as well as mine. You are ignorant, not alien." COMPLETE!

Body switching! Not the kind where you throw me an arm in exchange for a leg, no. It's a story about Hinata Chiyoko. She's had enough of being 'ugly', and she just wants to die already. After many suicide attempts, her death becomes an unexpected twist.

Echo has been having strange dreams, and in the last two weeks her entire family has been slaughtered. Now only a small band of people may be able to explain the feelings, the Hunters, and why she is having dreams of the end of the world. COMPLETE!

from the girl with dreamer's eyes.

What happens when a smalltown Midwest girl is forced to go to a fancy, all boys, West Coast boarding school?

I am a ninja. There is a summary about me here, but you can't see it because I am awesome at hiding myself.

First off, since when does getting a phone call send you to some weird place with weird people with annoying voices who just happen to be after the weird guy that you run into as soon as you arrive? Events like these make me question my sanity...

Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...

If you say the chances at my dreams are one in a million...I'll be that one."

an invisible wing heals through the night...

-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot

[COMPLETE] If you think high school is tough, try spy school. And why not throw in being the only female student? No biggy, right? Uh, no. Big biggy. Things start getting complicated and things start heating up. Tch. And you think high school's full of crap.

Jesse Tybalt is strange. He's mysterious. He's compelling. He's alluring. He's gorgeous. He's deadly. He isn't human...and his prey is Elizabeth Hailie. Unfortunately for him, his plans are disrupted when he falls madly in love with her. -COMPLETE-

There is a wall near Isabella's little village where no one goes near. It is rumored that Faeries live on the other side of the hole in the wall. What will she find when she goes through the wall?

The cliche lines in poems added to my decidedly... er... unique endings.

Sad is happy for deep people." Ever wanted to go walking in the rain?

On the summer of 1861, six year old Serena Fallows suffered humiliation in the hands of the Duke of Norton. So what's she supposed to do when they meet years after? Why, throw a shoe at one of the most respected gentlemen in English society of course!

Aiden Carlisle: noun 1. Snobby popular guy in my Calculus class; 2. Has barely talked to me or acknowledged me, ever; 3. Dedicated a song to me on the radio. Wait a second. What?

Milly Jensen had a great life - a wealthy family, and beauty. However, when Frank kidnaps her, she is forced to rely on Noah for survival. Something unexplainable forms between them. What are the consequences of this?

Jamie and Jules were childhood best friends until Jules had to move away. 12 years later, Jamie has forgotten all about him, but Jules never did forget about her. When the past catches up to the present, what happens to the future?

when things go back to the way they used to be....

Brian and Natalie are two ordinary high school teens, each very different from the other. But when they are suddenly thrown into a medieval land, they must cling to one another as their only tie to the life they once led.

Lacey has the perfect life with everything going for her. Then she meets Shawn who couldn't have a more messed up one. Lacey then falls hard for Shawn, but how can she balance her perfect life with Shawns when they don't seem to mesh?

..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"

for those who have ever felt somehow lost...

Tiffani Valentine and Nathaniel Hernandez are forced to be around each other. At first they can't stand each other but once they warm up to each other they become friends. Once they're good friends they warm up more to become something that's even hotter.

I was really upset and mad when I wrote this so I wrote down everything that I was feeling... Please review and tell me what you think :

if you've ever lost a loved one, or grew apart from a friend...this is for you...

to anyone who has been afraid to take a chance for their dreams...if you take the chance and drive down that road-you'll come to find that it's open wide...

Searching for her sister, Bailey stumbles upon the town of Knightsridge. She is taken into a mysterious boarding house and blackmailed into helping two boys who call themselves the warlords. A fairytale of sorts.

Take a look inside. My soul is missing. Wise words of the nine.

They're what you hear, what you say, how you say it, and what people hear from you.

I put this under 'war' but really, it's more about the effects of war.

if all wars ended, would there be peace?

The title may fool you but keep an open mind.

It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?

anti war, anti death,a call for peace.

You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.

Elita just started at a new school when she meets Aerin, who introduces her to a world she has never known. Literally. Pursued by monsters and an evil tyrant, Elita struggles to keep her sanity- and her sarcasm- intact. COMPLETE

There's a new girl who has a mysterious past. She won't talk to anyone and no one talks to her. She is nicknamed Silence. But one boy is determined to crack her.

COMPLETE. I flew, literally, down the stairs, landing somewhat gracefully onto the floor, sliding across the wood into the room and diving behind the sofa, putting my back flat against it. Ahh, the things you can do when you're scared for your life.

Her best guy friend and crush has been avoiding her for a while now. And she wants to get to the bottom of it. So she texts him what’s wrong and he texts back “ILU.” Too bad she doesn’t know what ILU stands for. ONESHOT.

Nanashi and Yoshi are about to venture where no girl has gone before...where females fear to tread... That's right, they're going to an all-boy school! Will they be able to survive the testosterone all in the name of winning a bet? -AN thanks-

-"Can I help you?" Why was he giving me that look? Oh. I was hiding in the bushes. Right, that's why. // Sophie doesn't believe in love. Matt, however, does. So he says he can prove love is real, by making her fall for him. Oh boy. DOWN FOR EDITING

“In case you haven’t noticed, Erickson, we’re stuck in a goddamned hole until someone has the decency to come and find us. How about we call it a truce for one night?” I had no idea then just how much that truce would change my life. Love2HateYou contest

darling, we are all adrenaline and paper cuts and raw electricity shudder-craving solar eclipses. stand here on the precipice of insanity and fall with me.

I hate you," he hissed. Rolling my eyes, I said, "The feeling is mutual." He shook his head, looking over my shoulder. Eyes growing wide, he whispered urgently, "Kiss me!" I blinked. "WHAT?" I asked, eyebrows up. "Kiss me, now!" He ordered, bending down.

So she was the lowest in a film’s hierarchy. He was at the top. See, they kind of were in love... and then they kind of destroyed each other. Six years ago. Still, players don't easily forget that one girl who changed them. For I Love to Hate You Contest.

“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?

Have you ever been plagiarized? Do you know someone who has? Do you want to do something about it? Do you think I sound like a salesperson? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this essay is for you.

a funny little tale of the most evil 13 children the world has even seen

When his only companion goes missing, Raul sets out to find him, leaving behind the relative safety of the Midnight Forest. The past he's tried so hard to forget, however, only follows him.

Melt--quick! The crayons / Bring down the mallet / And hear the bell ring / Forget the papers / Flying down the hallway / And sing / Will you sing?

How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT

I woke up a red morning. It was just another Saturday. Removed.

a poem about ... well its a bit hard to explain... think Lemony Snicket.

a poem about fire.

A poem about time.

She wanted someone who would give her the world. She wanted the fairytale, complete with a dashing hero and herself in the starring role of heroine. But when he gave her exactly what she wanted, she found she wanted nothing more than to give it all back..

“You're spying on me.” He says, once more with that flat, no-nonsense tone. I blink up at him and go to laugh off the accusation when he holds up a hand. “You were, behind that tree right there. Why?” for the RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONESHOTS CONTEST

He would walk in—the man of my dreams, that is—when I was up to my elbows in horse shit. Literally. I bet even Jane Austen couldn’t have even dreamed of writing this scenario. For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots contest.

Nevaeh Mulzet is your average senior in high school. Great friends. Loving parents. Happy life. All turned upside-down when the only blemish on her otherwise flawless existence reveals a secret that will change them both forever.

One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.

she needed something more alive

This poem is dedicated to my aunt who is having a really hard time right now. I sure hope this might help her.

“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.

Don't hold the fact that my bout of creativity ended before I could think of a name for this against me. I really like the way this poem came out.

Jacklyn likes rebellion, world domination and sadomasochism. Triumphing in every type of combat —from thumb wrestling to social revolution— she's about to find herself involved in the first war she didn't start. Now what was the Latin word for Renegade?

A list compiling the things I'm thinking.

Donnie throws his hands up in the air, looking at me like I’m mental, “Look, Dell, are you obsessive, or something? I told you not to mention it. But here you are, again, mentioning it.” :SHOUTout Response:

Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.

Advice for anybody and nobody in particular

REMOVED. Sorry guys I wrote this when I was 15 and I just cannot stand a single one of the characters in the story anymore. Leaving the first chapter up for nostalgia's sake.

“Ugh.” I growl under my breath, and then, in female teenage rage, I hawwwk back in my throat, and spit a great big one on his shoe. “Fine,” I stay and stamp on it, turning around prissily and heading for the swings angrily.

REMOVED. Lilith was just trying to summon a ghost to pay someone back for harassing her. She didn't expect to summon the 2nd Prince of Hell instead! And what's worse, he refuses to leave her side! Complete.

A historical story involving romance, masquerades, ships, a fairy, a pirate, and murder.

This is a true story of my life. Please read it and review it. It's about how it can be hard for a kid to get through divorces and how things can change so suddenly. It mostly represents how the fear of change itself can be exactly what changes a person.

So I was just sleeping. Till I fell through my mattress. Yup, that's right. FELL THROUGH. Into a guys bed in America. On the other side of the world, 300 years into the future. Not good.

So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT

Oneshot. I'm saying this because I care.

COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.

It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

It took forever before Loreli could actually see Aden, the ghost that lived in her house. But as he reveals himself to her, another rogue spirit preys on her and her parents in an attempt to be freed...and then a medium came

In this county there are two private schools. One for girls and the other for boys. But one girl gets accepted into the boys one by accident, what will happen when one lone girl is suddenly thrust back into a life of men? Only time will tell.

Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.

She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.

One simple girl. One handsome stranger. One totally arranged marriage to save their lives. Wait...what? Throw in a few gangsters and a family full of secrets and you're just beginning to step into Eve's life. Round 3 SKOW Nom and Round 6 Punk'd Runner Up.

Blind dates can be quite terrifying. Especially if you’re on a blind date...with the wrong guy.

Klara helps Allied soldiers cross the border in France, Jack is a German officer. When Jack inspects her home, he begs her to stop, when she won't, he does the only thing he can to help, marry her. Vow's meant to deceive the Germans, end up deceiving them

I raised my eyebrow and looked at him expectantly. ‘Are you some kind of stalker?’ ‘I’m not a stalker,’ he replied, smiling, ‘I’m your soul mate.’

If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.

ONE SHOT. SKoW challenge response. “You're mine. And I'm yours. It's a whole big possession thing. Point is: I love you.”

So, random guy sneaks up behind me, closes my eyes and gives me a heartfelt speech. Then he apologizes and says he got the wrong person. Then he rambles on about his screwy love life. And me? I’m just too traumatized to figure out what’s happening.

“There she goes, there she goes again. Racing through my brain, and I just can’t contain, the feeling that remains.” He sung to me, leaning on the door like he leaned on the gates of the repair shop. “You!” “Me.” he smirked. "You stole my door!"

You Stupid, stupid girl.' he muttered resting his head on mine, 'Why did you make me feel this way about you' I glared up at him 'I can't help it, stupid.'

Note to self: Next time you see the school Goth without makeup buying tampons at a local store, don’t start screaming and asking him if he’s a guy or not. He might find strange ways of giving you your answer.

‘I love y…y…yelling.’ She raised an eyebrow. ‘You love yelling?’ ‘Yeah, I do. Why? Is there anything wrong in a guy who loves to yell?’

First of all, Prince Charming does not exist. And neither does Cupid. Because if Cupid did exist, then I would probably be making out with that Greek God over there.

And he said, "Fairytales are for another world." And she said "Fairytales must be for other girls."

ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.

COMPLETE for real this time! Chloe Lytton had a good life...until she nearly drowned, ended up in Faerie, and got pulled into a plot to save the world. Now, she's stuck in the Perilous Realm with no way home, and her Prince Charming might want her dead.

‘It’s true,’ I sighed. ‘I really do love you.’ There were a million romantic things he could have done at that moment. But no, the thick skulled idiot just had to faint.

He was the thunder of the darkest night, while she was the Sun's most striking ray. They belonged to different parts of the Milky Way. But in the end, they coalesced together with the harmony of The Sistine.

‘And for how long have you liked me?’ He asked. ‘Oh,’ I replied. ‘Its been 2 years, 3 months, 1 week, 4 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 21 seconds…not that I’m counting, of course.’

ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.

I said, I love you, you moron' I yelled. 'Well, I don't believe you' He yelled back. In most romance stories, this would be the part where I kissed him. But my temper got the better of me. So I, um, punched him. Really hard.

The Emperor lies on his deathbed, leaving his Empire in peril of being overrun by demons. Can the world find salvation in the form of a surly half demon and a former slave girl?

"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"

OK, I admit it. I'm in love with him... my Mum's best friend's son! Bad right? Worse. He's come to stay at my house for an entire month! And it doesn't help that he's an arrogant ass or the fact that my stepsister wants him too... Save me? R&R please!

I should have grabbed my umbrella this morning. But how was I supposed to know that by this evening it would be raining cats and . . . demons? One would have been plenty, but THREE! What am I supposed to do now? And why are they staring at me like that?

“Miss Templeton are you aware that at 10:35 am this same day you were conversing with a criminal?” the guy inquired. I battered my eyelashes at him confusedly.“Sir,” I said flatly “At 10:35 this morning I was collecting my dry cleaning.” [ONESHOT]

She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-

she pretends she doesnt notice when he lies on his back and doesn't look at her

Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.

baby, i will be your butterfly girl, your curie, your wendy, your lullaby, and i stare at your lips too often.

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Sequel to OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress. kawaiineko wants to write her own story! Also with extra segment on how to rob a bank and not get caught.

Mary Sues, Cliches, Stupid Villans, Reviewers, Bad Logic and anything else I can think of that bugs me about today's stories. If something's bugging you, chances are you'll find it here. Now with Worldbuilding. Topic suggestions welcome! Reviews returned.

[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.

[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'

Ana, a veternarian student, never expected to end up living with a government agent when she agreed to babysit a D.O.G. Now, there are too many people either too interested in her love life or too interested in killing her. What's a girl to do?

She was just a girl falling in love with the boy who came up to her, out of nowhere, to tie her shoelaces. Oneshot.

ONE SHOT As predicted, she glared, “OK, what do you want?” The answer was so simple, but he didn’t even know what it was until it came out of his mouth. “You.”

[ONE SHOT] “Be happy with your future king. Love again. Fall freely and let him catch you.” Her eyes fell closed. He pulled away a little, but only to whisper into her ear: “Love crazily as I love you.”

If I’d known that he had purposely stuck out his foot I would have been more careful. But he had caught me off guard and that’s how I ended up on the classroom floor with a very painful butt. COMPLETE

A retelling of Cinderella. What if the fairy godmother had been a Faery Prince? What if Cinderella never wanted to marry Prince Charming? Written in the style of old fairy tales.

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”

[DONE] It was simple: She didn't know them. She didn't trust them. She shouldn't.

Just a few somethings I had no story for but wanted to put up. Read if you want.

i prefered you when you didn't care about me

COMPLETED! Hane was the only princess of the Kingdom of Illinotis. Her mother died when she was born, and her father was too busy with the kingdom's affairs. Then the day came when her maid and best friend, Rinvearre betrayed her and the kingdom...

it always rains at funerals.

Falling in love with Gabriel Ravenscroft, her bestfriend's brother, was never among Ellie's plans but neither were running away from an arranged marriage, disguising as guy or ending in Gabriel's semipirate ship but it all happens and thats just the start

[COMPLETE] Eric is half naked when he walks into his room to find Aurora sitting on his bed. What's he supposed to say when she tells him that she's his guardian angel? He's destined for great things, but what happens when forbidden feelings develop?

this bullet has your name on it

Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.

sex and glitter and secrets

hiding underneath the olive tree, forgetmenot, forgetmenot...

She's the school's Mother Theresa. He's the surly and arrogant transferee. She offers help but he simply refuses. Love is a feasible option, except that he doesn't think he's good enough for her...Pls. R & R. COMPLETE!

the streetlights are telling secrets tonight.

the poetgirls are striking back, scarred limbs and messy hair have never been so beautiful.

my skin is covered in sandpaper poison. [strip yourself down to nothing but the truth and watch me starve for you]

She sat by herself, crying her eyes out, the poor thing. He wrapped his arms around to comfort her and allowed her to cry on him. He used his left hand to pat her on the back sympathetically while his right slipped into her purse. ON HOLD.

[DONE] He wore eyeliner. That fact alone was enough to keep them worlds apart. But, in an exchange of secrets for secrets, worlds aren't so far apart. And lines separate just as they connect.

A runaway princess and a wandering prince both betrothed since birth... what would come if they meet? COMPLETE! [but currently undergoing heavy editing]

Glittergold maples, plum lips and dusk. A moment in time. Sweet, quick but lovely to read. Two minutes of your internet surfing and I hope you'll feel wonderful after. I do like this one, please take the second to review.

this is my own exorcism. (please, do not judge me) -finished-

The first step towards change is admitting there is problem. Well then I guess I should get that out of the way, I have a problem. I’m a random dialer, but I won’t get into that yet. The second step is to avoid temptation—not so easy… [oneshot]

Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?

She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?

Every Deth Ardan grows up hearing the story: Prince Alphaeus, he who slew a thousand dragons and died singing. But everyone knows Deth Ardans have a slight tendency to exaggerate. So what really happened to poor Alphaeus and his Dagger? A short story.

Never did she think she would have a stalker. Over shadowed by her sister, she didn't give much thought to guys. But as she meets her stalker, she finds out she's falling for him.

Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]

COMPLETE The first daughter ever born into the tribe of the Wolves, Bryony struggled all her life to keep up with her clan brothers. The gods have other plans, however; plans that draw her away from her secluded warrior tribe.

IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.

My friend begged me to take the quiz about crushes, it was “perfect for me,” what I think she meant was it was made for me. Seriously, how many quizzes know a person’s true feelings? [ONESHOT]

ONE-SHOT. Is it possible to meet your soul mate through graffiti in a public toilet?

She's a spy for two countries; she's in the middle of an international crisis; she's trying to prevent civil war...basically, she's up to her eyeballs in trouble and...romance? COMPLETE!

A starlord told them the changelings would return, but they didn't listen and soon they forgot. A changeling is born and no one is ready. They came for a reason. They're here to stay. FINISHED- look for a sequel!

Scott Fillman plows through girls faster than Brad Pitt on a good day. Lex McNeely, his beloved best friend, hasn't had a boyfriend in two years. Friendship is always ruined when you add romance into the equation.

Not what the title implies. It's hard to summarize. The meaning is very vague and ambiguous. It can be interpreted lots of different ways. Props to anyone who isn't completely and utterly lost.

He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?

COMPLETED-A girl known only as the wanderer is brought into another world to deliver a message. However, her adventure reaches far beyond that. She is joined by an unruly princess, a sailor, an enemy and a mysterious man, who speaks little about his past.

[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue

:: Completed:: Aelyn has been trained as a soldier her whole life, but when she is captured by the enemy army, survival takes a whole new twist

Arielle was born as the next Death, taken to the Old Kingdom to live with people who accept her for who she is. But she is lonely, as her kiss delivers instant death. Complete

Romeo said now baby you know I love you somethin fierce.

COMPLETE-Full summary inside-Matt, a sorcerer, is collecting talismans to destroy a demon. Sarah, a thief, needs a lot of money. Davin, a hunter, just wants to have some fun, but behind every facade there's another,and some stories aren't meant to be told

Drinking in starlight on the cusp of reality//Four am and she's grasping for mortality//Ceiling high windows in her apartment for two//Sun comes up in shades of blue.

COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.

Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE

It's hard to get over your first love. But when you do, you'll realize in the end just how much you owe this person a thank you. (One shot)

rip easily, as you found out.

When Marjaa proud and talented con artistgets wind of King Odin of Mioll's plan to find and marry the legendary Missing Princess of Cikkarat, she wastes no time enlisting her thief friend Kyube to help exploit this king for all he's got. COMPLETE

The prophecy called for only one Legendary Hero. The world produced five. So, which one will fulfill the prophecy? What if four of them band together to find out? And how does the mutant poodle fit in? FINISHED AND REVISED!

The adventure with Will continues in Johnny Comes Marching Home, the sequel to The Apprentice. Will is now fighting battles in the Revolutionary War. The Wellingtons are now little more than a memory of the past. But one pretty face still haunts him....

The glitter coats her as she flits from side to side; their very own fairy queen. (One-shot ficlet; rated for thematic elements)

As a newspaper apprentice, Will learns of a group called the Sons of Liberty and wants to join them. But his master is for the king, and so is the woman Will loves. Would he risk becoming her enemy to fight for a cause he believes in?

After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?

Completed at last! A simple short and sweet story. I...think it's pretty cliche but I've gotten over it. Enjoy.

COMPLETE- -Full summary inside- -In a world where war is obsolete,people still want to fight,so they do it in regulated battles.A story of a past that cant be left alone and a future that can only be decided by 1 person.'Sometimes sacrifices must be made'

Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.

When modern-girl Sydney is thrown backwards in time to France in WWII, she struggles with dangerous times, dangerous people, and a delightfully dangerous soldier named Jack O'Leary.

WILL EVENTUALLY BE REWRITTEN- -COMPLETE- - Fantasy/Sci-fi. Action/adventure/romance/drama. Summary inside. A story of a war against a demon race and one girl who can make all the difference. ' I don't strive to win this war...I fight to end it. '

Oneshot. Young private sends letter explaining the horrors of the Western front, near the Somme River in France. With twist ending.

Mary Sues. We all know them, the perfect character we all have made at one point. This manual is for the growing fiction and fanfiction community on how to recognize and avoid creating a Mary Sue.

First half are questions to God the second half are the answers from my heart and what I really think.

Gabriel Winters cringes at the very thought of marriage. Clara Browne's feelings for Gabriel are no less hostile. So when outside forces throw these two into a union, neither is too thrilled about it. Will love ensue or will disaster strike? -Completed-

*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)

When Sasaki convinces her friends to explore the pyramids while on a field trip in Egypt, she didn't know they would end up in ANCIENT Egypt. Why does she feel this connection to the past? COMPLETE! Finally!

At a funeral, a boy remembers his best friend, Estella.

Deprived of a family and thrown into a world where she is the sole fulfillment of an ancient prophecy, Kiley struggles against fate to create a new life for herself as a stranger among humans.

A magical world where anything is possible is threatened by the rise of evil. A faery enchantress fights to defeat it...and finds the love that she had only dreamed about in a young mortal enchanter. *FINISHED!*

I don't know how to describe this one.

And you are my hero.

This rather mean-spirited comment on religion finds your humble author at the gates of Heaven, where an unusual situation causes St. Peter to take him to see God for help.

A love poem... sort of.

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