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Hi, I'm Caitlin, and I don't feel like doing an "about me" at the moment, so I'm not. :)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Lola, Heather, Chris, Delilah, Edward, Diana, Brandon, Ivan, Andrea, Elizabeth, Harlee, Taylor, Caitlin.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are really random, put this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

Random hyper teenagers of the world, unite! If you are hyper, random, or just feel like copying and pasting something onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm LITHUANIAN so I MUST be old-fashioned and stupid.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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The Mating by charliej reviews
Elise had no idea when she came home that day that she'd end up mated to a complete stranger. A new Alpha and the need for an alliance between packs have made her pawn FPSSA WINNER - BEST SUPERNATURAL ROMANCE round 4 WARNING: sexually explicit scenes
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/2/2021 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Moon Child by hi-tanner85 reviews
When Jared finally did turn to me, it shocked me how dark his eyes were, how inhuman he seemed. "You need to run, Bailey." His body started to contort, back-arching, bones pushing against the inside of his skin. "Run as far as you can. Hide. Just don't let him catch you."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,082 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 3/31/2009
A Black Cat's Path by L'Archange reviews
Little did Cassandra know that the injured cat she'd nursed back to health was anything but helpless; by her hands a most powerful, evil being would be released and it becomes painfully clear to her that he's bent on repaying her on his own selfish terms.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 7/23/2008
Surprise! This is Your Life by sthrnpixie reviews
She should be more upset that she thinks her dad is hot, right? But she just met him. In fact, she's just been thrown into the world's perfect family of barbie dolls, & she sticks out like the frat-party mindless-sex accident she turned out to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 139,446 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010
Married to Geeks: Sequel to Band Geeks Are Hot by sthrnpixie reviews
Nora's a bitch, Callen's an angel, and Maddox is just tired of being alone. Add love, sex, hate, drama, and a wrong number. Shake thoroughly. Wait for explosion.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 108,076 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010
The Changelings of Syre by VeronicaRiley reviews
In the country of Syre, a race of beings exists that can shift from man to beast. These are the tales of such men and the women they choose as their mates. *Full short story synopses inside* WARNING: MATURE THEMES/EXPLICIT CONTENT - MA
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
New Thing by Heather F. C reviews
Engaged for the fourth time, with no knots getting tied in the near future, Chloe Clarkson was in no favor of spending her Friday night stuck in an elevator with her office's womanizer Jonathan Mason, but apparently life had different plans for her...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,836 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009
Sleeping With the Enemy by sthrnpixie reviews
Sex, drugs, rock-n-roll. Football, parties, dating. Blood, fights, threats, hospitals. Love & hate & everything in between. It's all just normal life for a group of hot friends surrounded by secrets and danger they don't see coming. RATED M FOR A REASON.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 98 - Words: 238,170 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Voiceless Screaming by JigokuShoujo reviews
To Eun Jo, Jung Min is perfect-handsome, smart, athletic. Too bad he's a jerk and they're both guys. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011
Getting used to it by Waiting For Summer reviews
Oliver is used to living like a prince in his grandfather's mansion,but one day everything goes down.What happens when he's forced to live with a typical family and a typical teenage boy who turns out to be...gay?A bit of angst,humour,romance.slash M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009
Love For Enemies by Emoting-again reviews
Book 1 of LoveHateMisery: I have no experience with love. Unfortunately, I suddenly seem to be in the middle of a dangerously awkward triangle. Further dilemma? My best friend started it by daring me to test one guy’s devotion by flirting with another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008
Confessions of a Maraschino Addict by Ryette reviews
Slash. Mars is out of this world, and he's all mine. Now, the challenge is making sure that he stays mine. But how can I do that if our relationship is built on a stupid bet? And how did I get mixed up in this ever-changing love polygon?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,567 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010
Are You Together? by frogs of war reviews
Pete wasn’t looking for a new boyfriend. He wasn’t looking for anything, but suddenly he’s interwoven so deeply into the lives of Rick and his three small boys that he can never escape. Not that he wants to. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 194 - Words: 234,681 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Broken Glass by PaintedPassion reviews
Luna meets Roxy, and suddenly her life is turned upside down. She now has to discover the meaning of love, while dealing with the realities of secrets, pain, and a test of faith.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,387 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Knockin' on Heaven's Door by laurabryannan reviews
Emo techie falls for MD, but not all is as it seems. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,400 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Walk the Line by Speak For the Noise reviews
“I don’t care if you’re my mate or Tristan’s daughter,” Will drawled, pressing Emilie against the wall, his lips so close to hers. “I hate you,” he hissed. “But you’re beautiful and you’re mine.” Sequel to The Thin Line
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The Thin Line by Speak For the Noise reviews
It wasn't Marina's idea to be the mate of a sexy, but irritating vampire. With their endless arguing, other vampires wanting her dead, and of course, school, Marina's senior year should be interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,201 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
If Vampires Exist by sthrnpixie reviews
Everyone knows vampires don't exist.But if they did, New Orleans would be the place.A city that should be fictional, a hot criminal with issues, & a society princess who gave up long ago. They combust in a mix of secrets, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,637 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010
Fate Brought You Back by FluffyDeath reviews
(unfinished) Okay! So this is a gay romance between two guys. A set of fraternal twins that were separated at birth, and fate brings them back together in it's own mysterious way. First chapter is a summary! Enjoy! If you don't like it, don't read it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
The Forever War by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
They've been fighting for so long they can't remember anything else. Their world is in danger, but the war eclipses everything. Vampires, shape-shifters, Halflings, humans, magic, Demons, runes, and the secret lost to time: how did the war begin?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,294 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
Band Geeks Are Hot by sthrnpixie reviews
He was my internet friend, then my phone friend, then... did I just hear my song on the radio? Suddenly the band's famous and I'm torn between members. Who would of thought choosing between sexy men would be so difficult? Rated M: SEX,LANG
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 232,936 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Discovery Channel by blackroseofvengeance reviews
I'm the oldest, strongest son of Lucifer and a powerful, higher demon even though I'm only 16. I'm a cold-blooded, ruthleses, vampire assassin. And did I mention I'm immortal. Oh,and no girl has ever resisted me. SO WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN HIGH SCHOOL
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,667 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Life Goes On, Even Without a Mom by sthrnpixie reviews
Charlie and Tommy used to hate each other.Then they fell in love.Unfortunately, life is never as simple as just being with the one you love. SEQUEL: Arranged Marriage? Sucks for Him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 208,580 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Arranged Marriage? Sucks for Him by sthrnpixie reviews
He probably wasn't a bad guy really, and she should probably have told him the truth from the beginning. But he was fun to look at and fun to kiss and hell... they had a pool. Secrets are never good in a marriage, even an arranged one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,883 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Hypothetically Being by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I don't care how many math problems he missed in grade school because he could only count to eight on his fingers, because he's the hottest thing I've ever seen. He'd just better keep his disfigured hands off of my best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Beautiful Midnight reviews
When Matthew Grey transfers from London to California for school, his gothy looks and posh accent frighten the other students. Well, except for Sean. Sean just wants him naked. Permanent Hiatus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 258,090 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Complete