Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. - Mae West
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. - Jim Davis
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? - Matthew Perry from Friends
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - Laurence J. Peter
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey from Bruce Almighty
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. - Chevy Chase from Caddyshack
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. - Jack Handey
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Ogden Nash
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. - Nicole Hollander
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time; I think I've forgotten this before. - Stephen Wright
Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. - Stephen Baldwin from Threesome
There is a fine line between genius and insanity; I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.' - Rodney Dangerfield
I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. -Janeane Garofalo
Last night, I dreamed I ate a 10-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up, the pillow was gone. -Tommy Cooper
Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself. -Dave Barry
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in single-file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower? - Warren Hutcherson
Dear diary, today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever. - Adam Baldwin from Firefly
A drink a day keeps the shrink away - Edward Abbey
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. - Emo Philips
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
Dutch Gunderson (played by Al Ruscio): Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank Drebin (played by Leslie Nielsen): I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith... - Leslie Nielsen and Al Ruscio from Police Squad
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - John Benfield
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution. - Calvin & Hobbes
2+7=? I cannot answer this question, as it is against my religious principles. - Calvin & Hobbes
A good compromise leaves everybody mad. - Calvin & Hobbes
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life… Procrastinating and rationalizing. - Calvin & Hobbes
It’s not denial. I’m just very selective about the reality I accept. - Calvin & Hobbes
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one." [George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill] "Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one." [Winston Churchill’s response to George Bernard Shaw]
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"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!" - [Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at a dinner party] "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it!" - Winston Churchill’s response to Lady Astor
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"Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered." - Al Capp
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