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I have a strange fascination with the 1800's. Vintage captures most of my interest as well as music and photography. Writing is my secret passion, though I throw away many of my work. My vocabulary consists of what, goodness gracious, um, really, and shit. Brilliant, isn't it? I switch to a sailor's mouth, a blubbering idiot, and a talkative asshole. Don't judge me; I know I'm not perfect, no need to point it out. I hate taking risks, and prefer being in my comfort zone. It may be lame, but I've had it with change. I'm running out of patience and time; something both precious in life. The clock's ticking, and yet I've done nothing extraordinary nor anything that will keep me satisfied with my life.

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Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
From Harvard to Whoredom by Midnight.Moonlight.Mirage reviews
Love. Passion. Pain. Hate. Hollywood. She had sold her body for money, but her heart and soul were his. OFF FICTIONPRESS. AVAILABLE ON AMAZON KINDLE FEBRUARY 2, 2015. READ INSIDE FOR DETAILS AND POSSIBLE FREE DOWNLOAD!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Mac Vs PC: Infected by Jeex reviews
You are not living with me. You pissed in my hair in kindergarten, fed me mud under the guise of a cookie in first grade and stole my first kiss while trying to drown me!" His eyes only laughed in response, "All that before puberty? Now how to top that?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,190 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/8/2010
Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Dark Angels by absinthe21 reviews
He's hot, violent and frighteningly unpredictable. Everybody's scared of Gabriel Morgan, the bastard son of one of America's richest men. Well, except for Anne Meyers, a girl who sports an angelic facade to cover her true agenda. Will she be able to batter down his walls to fulfill her mission?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Bollinger High by justmaybe reviews
Complete. Jess Evans moved to Bollinger at the start of her junior year of high school. As the new girl in a town of the wealthy and the elite, she just wants to fit in. But that might prove to be impossible once she catches the eye of the enigmatic Nolan Barnes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,056 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
Celestia of the Thorns by Ravina reviews
Shaul Arton Lerahzon is the third prince. He is smart, handsome, and does not take 'no' for an answer. He is lethal. And he has his eyes set on me. I've been told to discourage any advances, but how can I do that when he's already slit my throat once?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009
ExpendablePathetic by unidentifiedperson reviews
"You're leaving?" She put her arms forcefully around his neck. "But you haven't taken me to see your sister. You haven't taught me how to kiss or promised me that you didn't regret it. You haven't mown the lawn. You said you'd mow the lawn."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
More Than Lust by w.rite.reckless reviews
Ezra snorted, grey eyes barely flickering to her. "I don't need to resort to sexual harassment to get what I want, blondie."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,714 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008
Cudney by Mardy Bum reviews
Danny Tyson's been a very, very bad boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,813 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/23/2009
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Less Than Three by Pinkamoo reviews
"You jerk, you could have told me," I smack him with my battleaxe and he grabs his side dramatically, eyes rolling into the back of his head. "Don't you get all melodramatic and unserious on me you make me angry."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
Kissing Booth Princess by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETE] "Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,876 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Alice and Darcy by unidentifiedperson reviews
You know, sometimes I feel like you’re not real. Like you’re just a weird, scrawny guy I made up so I wouldn’t be alone.” Her eyes challenged him, daring him to be angry. "Sometimes I don't feel very real either," he said simply. "Maybe you did."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Gentlemen Ain't in Season by cu-kid reviews
Ash Carlisle already knows time heals all wounds--especially those requiring stitches--and if you can't beat 'em, get a restraining order. But you know what they say; you can take the girl out of the city, but it doesn't mean her troubles won't follow...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,409 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010
A Little Bit of Something by Master of the Chimps reviews
Her boyfriend joined the army, then she learned he cheated on her, so its only natural that he gets amnesia and can’t even remember her name but depends on her for everything, right? Can she learn to forgive him or is it the end for them?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,268 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Nacho by jinx89 reviews
He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN ME...one word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, "I don't mind obeying orders."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,421 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Like Best Friends but a Little More by xoxluurve reviews
To-do lists equaled love. He had an obsession with her groceries and a hero complex she secretly appreciated. His girlfriend wasn’t much of an obstacle; he only liked to be distracted. After all, she couldn’t know he secretly wanted her, too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
Just A Girl by eyesofahuntress reviews
He's taller than me. He's smarter than me. He's got the entire mafia behind his back while I have bread crumbs from this morning's food fight stuck TO my back. And to top it off: he's much, much nastier. So remind me. What are my chances of winning again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,833 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2003
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Chasing The Night by wonderless reviews
Go to hell, Covington," I snapped at him. "Only if you'll come with me," he winked.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,931 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Not Spidey Senses, Chocolate Senses by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
I kissed a random stranger that gave me chocolate. Hey! Don't look at me like that, it was a good piece of chocolate, and I was craving! "You taste like chocolate," he said to me thoughtfully. Well duh, I did just eat the thing. "Got any more?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Oh the woes of a shiny by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
All I meant to do was steal the shiny off his arm, I didn't mean to lick the shiny lip ring. Great, he's my brother's beat friend. yesterday I paid him no attention, today, all because of the stipid shiny, I can't even do calc. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Not obsessive Just curious by Pinkamoo reviews
Donnie throws his hands up in the air, looking at me like I’m mental, “Look, Dell, are you obsessive, or something? I told you not to mention it. But here you are, again, mentioning it.” :SHOUTout Response:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Quattrocentista by Nghi reviews
My calculator can do just about anything with its awesome, triple A battery lifeline! Except for protecting a little Asian Twinkie from her neighbor, of course. ...Oh, crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,654 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006
Web of Lies by Polished Gem reviews
COMPLETE! The group is a popular clique with secrets that would make new girl, Lynne, turn in her grave. They're lying, scheming, and cruel to the core. She's irresistibly drawn to the moody Denny, but is he only playing with her too? (SkoW Award)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 186,801 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Half Past Forever by AspenOBrien reviews
When modern-girl Sydney is thrown backwards in time to France in WWII, she struggles with dangerous times, dangerous people, and a delightfully dangerous soldier named Jack O'Leary.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 53,465 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Complete