NotoriousWindchimehide bio
 Y-ellow Strangers :) Howz it goin'? I come from a semi-isolated country where more or less of the 4 million earthlings that reside in it are CRAY.ZEE about ... ...anyway... Something about me now? I'm a reckless vegetarian. I'm glossophobic. My sarcasm gets me into alot of trouble. I can eat a Picnic Bar in 2 minutes and 58 seconds. My favourite book is "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time". 13 is my favourite number. Green is my favourite color. Reading and writing is my passion. I'm self-conscious, therefore I haven't uploaded anything. Um...what else?...Uh...Sometimes my eye twitches at it's own accord... Aiite, laterz. |
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Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Where Cross and Crescent Meet by Unbridled reviews
His dream haunted me. He was certain he would die for Jesus at the hands of angry extremists - and I denied it, even when they took him. But God sent me his journals, written for me, and I saw on those pages an extraordinary tale of courage and faith.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,125 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Shakespeare, my ass! by Yezzie reviews
There's a fine line between hate and love, they say. It took a cigarette inside a sundae, a shove into a pool, countless name-calling, odd circumstances and TONS of persistence from their friends for Romeo Williams and Juliette Summers to realize that! REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009
I Thought it Mattered by 1Faith1 reviews
A boy in my school has died. He was hit by a car. His name was Danny, and he sat next to me in Math, period four. Oh, and one other thing about Danny...he copied my homework. All. The. Time.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
My Dilemma by Clover-101 reviews
I'm at a new school and everyone seems pretty nice. Except for one outstanding exception. What did I ever do to him? Why is he so mean? And why can't I stop thinking about him? - Completed!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,884 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
The Student Bible by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. Fans, your Todd fix has returned! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,096 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/11/2007
Of Dukes and Peasants by Lenah. C reviews
On the summer of 1861, six year old Serena Fallows suffered humiliation in the hands of the Duke of Norton. So what's she supposed to do when they meet years after? Why, throw a shoe at one of the most respected gentlemen in English society of course!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,414 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
You Don't Know by Crazywritings reviews
“Please, don’t be afraid,” he begs again. “I’m sick of everyone being afraid.” Ah, to be in love with a serial killer locked securely behind bars. T for strong language. Kind of weird. Probably will be taken down after a bit. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
It's Lucky Charms Time! by Emedea reviews
I go into the kitchen and pour myself some Lucky Charms. I know, they’re not vegan. But I simply can’t resist them. They really are magically delicious. For the Breaking Up, Making Up Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Realize by All Over You reviews
Being the youngest Masterson, Forrest has some big shoes to fill. He's tired of waiting for his challenge to come along, but he's about to figure out that it's been right in front of him in the form of the person he least expected. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Run, Regan, Run by FizzyLizzy reviews
Featured in Project Fiction's One Shot Archive. I am Regan Keller. Caleb Dickens is a tricky bastard. And we told each other how to live. one-shot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Just a Little Bit by hellokiara reviews
Good girl Amy Thorpe never expected the sudden change in her life when she somehow got on the bad side of Harrison High's most intimidating male student.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,090 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008
Front Porch Steps by Country Princess reviews
One-shot. I left a note telling him I was leaving. He came to find me but didn't have to go far. I couldn't even make it past the front porch steps.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
My brother's best friend by Jade Q. Dean reviews
In the door opening, holding the door, stood the guy I hated the most in the whole world. His blonde hair was lying disheveled on his head; his sharp gray eyes were staring at me, equally disgusted as I was. I didn't have anywhere else to go though...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Next Best Thing by i found nemo reviews
When Disney gives you unrealistic expectations about love, you're going to look beyond anyone who doesn't look like Prince Charming."Well, your name isn't Eric and you don't have blue eyes or black hair," she said solemnly,"But I guess you'll do."ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Just Because by candii-apple reviews
Because being with him isn't just anything - it's kind of everything. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
My First Kiss by Morine reviews
Adele has always waited patiently for her first kiss. But after reading a journal from when she was young she finds out that she has in fact already been kissed. A one-shot. Sometimes your true love is in your first kiss when you were six years old.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
The Summer of Austen by White Rose Blossom reviews
He would walk in—the man of my dreams, that is—when I was up to my elbows in horse shit. Literally. I bet even Jane Austen couldn’t have even dreamed of writing this scenario. For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
The Wonders of a Guys' Boxers by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
He has got the wolrds greatest boxers. From Scooby Doo to Tweety Bird. I happen to like to stare at his boxers in the morning not, that I should be. I can't help it, the man doesn't close his curtains. Ok I'll admit I'm obsessed with boxers. That is SAD.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
My Fragmented Fairytale by candii-apple reviews
So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
I Hate You, Right? by Silver Dollar reviews
She hated me and I hated her. She thought I was a selfish jerk, and I thought she was a stuck-up snob. I was Shawn Riffs and she was Ariana Milana. There was no way we could ever co-exist peacefully.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,868 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
You Should've Just Kissed Me by EruptingFender9 reviews
He refused to refer to me as his best friend, and I told him I only kept him around for his cooking. But the truth was, we cared about each other more than anything. No matter how much we got on each other’s nerves.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Accident Prone by mariakay reviews
“Do you make a habit of crashing into people?” he asked, “ I mean I am good looking, but you didn’t need to fall over yourself to get me to notice you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Dawn Beaumont’s Guide to Changing the World by Pinkamoo reviews
You Stupid, stupid girl.' he muttered resting his head on mine, 'Why did you make me feel this way about you' I glared up at him 'I can't help it, stupid.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,875 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell by i found nemo reviews
COMPLETE! First impressions are rarely right. But one of them is slightly prejudiced and the other’s got way too much pride. It was definitely hate at first sight until love got in the way. Losely based on P&P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,328 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Our Room by Speak For the Noise reviews
Belle and Dean hate each other with a passion, but a new project forces the two to work together, side by side, in one room, with no supervision. Spending more and more time together, Belle and Dean find it harder to resist the temptation of one another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,567 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
His Mistress by Maroon reviews
He was the most powerful and feared man in the country. He used his power to kill whoever he wished with or without reason. He showed no mercy. Me? I'm just the woman who fell in love with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,136 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Misappropriated by Juneaux reviews
Jane, I wasn't going to tell you, but there a guy who's been drawing you for the past half hour or so...'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Matthew Haley by The Breakdancing Ninja reviews
Matthew spends most of his day being aloof, hanging out with Luke, Mark, and John at Bubba Burger Butt's, and reading comic books. He's sworn off girls, but he seems to be spending too much of his time helping a nerd with her geometry homework. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Aelyn's story by timpanigirl reviews
:: Completed:: Aelyn has been trained as a soldier her whole life, but when she is captured by the enemy army, survival takes a whole new twist
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005
Seal My Fate Tonight by queen of conjurors reviews
A love that was meant to never end. A boy who would do anything to always be with his girlfriend, and the girl who is killed out of her boyfriend's love...One shot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2005
Guide to Writing Emotions by Goddess0 reviews
Need help making a reader cry? Want to write a sad story? Or an angry one? This guide is a tutorial to help with conveying emotions in your story.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 8/15/2004