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Joined 01-06-10, id: 705914, Profile Updated: 09-22-10
Author has written 11 stories for Sci-Fi, Life, Horror, Essay, Romance, Fantasy, Mystery, Supernatural, and Politics.

Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! I'm Matt, founder of the Matt Needs Money Fund. If you would like to donate, please call our special hotline at 1-800-MAT-POOR. Now that that's out of the way, Here's some updates on my work.

Flowers Are Jerks: It's popular for some reason. So far I have a total of 34 poems up,

with one or more daily. Read them, for they will save you from the

evil monkeys in your closet. Newest Addition(s): Sleepy Time for Jessica

The Dark: I'm actually going to try to publish this one (as in its going to be

mother-fking long). As of late, I've added the first part of Chapter One, but I'm obviously going to need a lot more, eh? (Need to work on)

Aeka: It's my fun-time story! I pretty much just write in it when I feel

like it. Recently, I put up Chapter One for you to enjoy. Well,

part of it. I can add a hell of a lot more. (Need to work on)

Darkness of My Mind: This is just depressed musings from a year ago I had saved in a

Word document for some reason. Figured it was interesting

enough to put on up. So it's done like a thanksgiving turkey.

Launch For Raunch: More racey poetry and stories I have concocted in my fantabulous brain-hole. Currently 3 poems and 0 stories

with the latest addition being: The Fire

Green: (NEW!) A story of envy and greed and debauchery. Hopefully to be turned into a film at some point.

And some other stuff: Just random short stories I've written (Yes, unicorns).

Well there you are. Happy reading, and please review. It fills the empty void in my soul where human love would normally go. O_O

Disclaimer:Flowers Are Jerks will not actually protect you from monkeys, evil or otherwise.

Hey guess what?! I've decided to start making illustrations for my poems! Here's the album:

Of course, I wouldn't want to do it all alone. If you want to illustrate for my poems too, go ahead and PM me, in which case, I'll give you my email and you can send it to me and I do that much less work, which is fine by me. :P

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Crash Course by GraziaArmonico reviews
It was a little known world, both mysterious and dangerous... When two shuttle pilots determine to unlock its secrets, have they bitten off more than they could chew?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
Man's Best Friend by Mallory Haze
A man and his best friend reunite.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
Smart Chieftain and the Fiery Bones by Falaphesian reviews
The chieftain of a dwindling Native American community, Chief Kirk Francis struggles to keep it together when everyone around him starts looking weaker and dumber by the second.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Us by Elise Brooks reviews
Poem about me and my now Ex BF. wrote it cause I felt like it. read it or don't, up to you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
An Ode to a Juice Box by Elise Brooks reviews
Who doesn't love juice boxes?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
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Proposition reviews
Ok, so it's not really poetry. But I really want to get some responses to this. Why? Because I don't have anything better to do, really. So come on; fight me! :D
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Flowers are Jerks reviews
A collection of short and random poems that may or may not contain life lessons. Decide for yourself! :D
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 34 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Green reviews
Dave's best friend John is perfect, so when he finally gets a chance to drag John's name through the mud, he's more than happy to do it. A story of jealousy, fear, and debauchery.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010
Forgotten reviews
Not really poetry, but not really fiction. Eh.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Forever Friends reviews
A man holds his closest friend for the very last time.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Rainbow White
Abnormal things can happen in the midst of rather normal circumstances...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Jack and Jill reviews
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. A re-interpretation.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Launch for Raunch reviews
A compilation of more... racey stories and poems I have written on the spur of the moment. Mostly lady oriented, as it seems the females are the main ones who read Romance Novels anyway. :P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010
The Dark reviews
A string of seemingly intentional suicides rocks the small town of Wheeler, OR. When Timothy begins to feel the pangs of depression himself, does he have the will power to resist? Or will he become another victim of The Dark?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010
Aeka reviews
An exploration space mission crash-lands on a distant planet. Years after the crash, a war is in effect. Descendents of the humans are outgunned and outnumbered by the natives. Will a new weapon save them from annihilation?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Darkness of my Mind reviews
Some musings I wrote down when I was feeling rediculously depressed. I'm not anymore, but I still felt it was good enough to share.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete