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It's been SO long since I've been on FP, and after a little evaluation, I've chunked my stories and am now starting from scratch.

My sister account on fanfiction:

My name is Elisha and I currently reside waaay down south. So, as you can imagine, I'm dying. Country-definitely not my thing. I have future aspirations to move to New York, and to vacation often in Florida, since I met the love of my life, Spiderman, there. I hope to become a writer, and if not, fashion designer and artist are up there too.

Tim Burton films rock and so does the Underworld movies. Don't get me started on Hayao Miyazaki. Effing loved Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Castle In The Sky, etc. If he touched it, it's gold.

Obviously, I love reading. My favorite author would hav to be Juliet Marillier. If you've read ANY of her books, you know what I mean. If not, got to Books A Million or Barnes and Noble, and get one. Thank me later.

Celtic anything makes me smile for an hour. Except for the actual 'Celts' team. Never was good at following sports.

DEATH NOTE. That's all I need to say on that subject.


Brand New+Scary Kids Scaring Kids+Pierce The Veil+Love Hate Hero+A Thorn For Every Heart+Daft Punk+Atreyu+Sara Barellies+Cold Play+Kill Paradise+Breathe Carolina+Drop Dead, Gorgeous+A Skylit Drive+Killswitch Engage+A Static Lullaby+Forever The Sickest Kids+Greeley Estates+nevershoutnever+Hopes Die Last+Elton John+Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi+Panic! At The Disco+Four Letter Lie+All Time Low

Reasons to love Scrubs:

Dr. Cox to an annoying patient: Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever -- just like my patience is now!

Dr. Cox: Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.

Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told Security to look into it. But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward.

Dr. Cox: The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.
Turk: What?
Dr. Cox: Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.
Turk: You should give speeches to teenage girls.

Janitor: Hey, have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper around here?
J.D.: stammers No! I hate pudding and I don't use... toilet paper.
Janitor stares
J.D.: I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you sir.

J.D.: Y'know how I am totally down with the rap music?
Turk: Dude... be whiter.

Dr. Cox: God, my brilliance is becoming a bit of a burden, get back to me.

J.D.: It's a Mexican themed fiesta on the first anniversary of my 29th birthday. That means I'm turning thirty. Donde? 56 Walnut Drive. Cuando? Thank you for asking, ocho-thirty until upside down question mark. Sombreros at the door.

Dr. Cox: Don't ever be afraid to come to me with stuff like that. The simple fact that you actually seem to give a crap is the reason I took an interest in you to begin with. It's why I trust you as a doctor. Hell, it's... it's why I trust you as a person.
J.D.: Are you dying?

Dr. Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'

Dr. Kelso: If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't schedule love.
Dr. Cox I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.

Dr. Cox: You couldn't push my buttons if you tried. In fact, I have no buttons. Please think of me as button-less, all smooth like G.I Joe's nether-regions. And, by the by, this image is brought to you by my son Jack, who has been yanking the pants off of his toy soldiers and leaving them in provocative positions on my nightstand. It is... just disturbing enough so that, leaving the house, I'm cranky and less able to suffer fools which brings me back to you - THE FOOL. I'm done suffering you so go now. Go... go before you can write a book entitled "Help! A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass COLON: The Lester Hedrick Story".

Dr. Cox: Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

J.D.: (singing) I'mmmm feeling so good today! (Falls over and looks around) I still feel good cos nobody saw me faaaaalllll


A friend is like a flower,
a rose to be exact,
Or maybe like a brand new gate
that never comes unlatched.
A friend is like an owl,
both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
whose spirit never dies.
A friend is like a heart that goes
strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world
if we didn't have a friend.

Invitation by Shel Silverstein

If you are a dreamer, come in,

If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,

A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...

If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire

For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.

Come in!

Come in!

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She Will be Loved by SAWilson reviews
Sommer Donovan is a nobody who is constantly bullied at school. When she meets Kevin Underwood her whole world flips upside down. Will he be able to show her that she deserves to be loved? (Changed to M rating for language and future violent content.) (Beautiful cover art by aurevoir @TDA Thank you!)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,328 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 12/5/2009
Heroes & Thieves by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
He didn't like her; she didn't care. A pirate who is anything but encounters a barmaid from Tortuga with a secret, and life for both of them will never be the same.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Losing Myself in You by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
He left his mark on her, not because he wanted to, but because he couldn't control himself when he was around her. She was his; that was all there was to it, whether he actually liked her or not. Well, they always did say love was blind... FPSSA WINNER! Now available as an ebook on Amazon!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Black Silk by The Brit reviews
Vic has two great loves in her life, her cat and reading. She doesn't see her life changing much in the future, until she's saved from probable danger by a mysterious stranger. A light romance with a paranormal twist. Rated M for sexual content.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,670 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
A Wolf's Duty by Jennyt82 reviews
A werewolf prince searching for his mate finally finds her in an abused traumatised human, but she's not all she seems. When their worlds collide will they manage to find the love of a hundred lifetimes or will her differences and his duty keep them apart
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,741 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Forever In Time by charliej reviews
She was in there, he knew it. He'd followed her for weeks. "I'm waiting, Steph. I've been waiting a long, long time." Stephanie was ordinary, her life was stable;at least until the stranger appeared. Was he the answer to her dreams or a nightmare?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,464 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Rough Waters by RockFan reviews
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
After Love by JaCoB 4eVeR reviews
Aaron is a ghost, and he is stuck in the boarding house he died in. He is looking for something, but he doesn't know what. Until, one day, Josephine Hamilton moved into room 3. Now he has to find a way to make her see and believe in him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
Uncharted Territory by AbbySomebody reviews
Owen and Katie. Katie and Owen. He's outgoing and totally in love with her. She's very introverted and not at all sure that she's ready for his intensity. And what will happen when he doesn't give up?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,056 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
The Rabbit Hole by Penelope P reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Ireland Wishes by BLR223xx reviews
Juliet Caldwell's family broke a year ago, her Dad fell into a coma and nothing had been right since. She lived through her books of Ireland, and when her sister and mother send her off to Donegal. She's in for more then just the scenic experience.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,100 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Predator by Hotkitty reviews
Angels fall, darling. They fall straight into hell. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,516 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
If Tomorrow Never Comes by Caught In A Simple Game reviews
Presley O'Brien didn't plan on making acquaintance with anyone in Tulsa; she also didn't plan on meeting musician Chase Lennox. When the reason behind her move to Tulsa finally comes out, a startling reality will turn their world upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,966 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
The Dark Night by BellezAzul reviews
Maggie Sullivan never believed in that the creatures of the night existed. Not until her parents were murdered by them. Years later, she is attacked by these creatures and fighting for her life, until a muscled God drops out of the night sky to save her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,016 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Save Me by somuchformyhappyending reviews
“Ben is not hitting me,” I hissed. “Don’t you dare lie to me,” he growled, pushing off of the door and moving towards me until he was staring down at me, his arms crossed over his chest. Contains explicit language and abuse. OneShot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
A Stalker? Watching Me? No Way by Out-Spoken-Runaway reviews
Never did she think she would have a stalker. Over shadowed by her sister, she didn't give much thought to guys. But as she meets her stalker, she finds out she's falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,188 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete