It's been SO long since I've been on FP, and after a little evaluation, I've chunked my stories and am now starting from scratch.
My sister account on fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2180988/ASingleRavensCry
My name is Elisha and I currently reside waaay down south. So, as you can imagine, I'm dying. Country-definitely not my thing. I have future aspirations to move to New York, and to vacation often in Florida, since I met the love of my life, Spiderman, there. I hope to become a writer, and if not, fashion designer and artist are up there too.
Tim Burton films rock and so does the Underworld movies. Don't get me started on Hayao Miyazaki. Effing loved Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Castle In The Sky, etc. If he touched it, it's gold.
Obviously, I love reading. My favorite author would hav to be Juliet Marillier. If you've read ANY of her books, you know what I mean. If not, got to Books A Million or Barnes and Noble, and get one. Thank me later.
Celtic anything makes me smile for an hour. Except for the actual 'Celts' team. Never was good at following sports.
DEATH NOTE. That's all I need to say on that subject.
Brand New+Scary Kids Scaring Kids+Pierce The Veil+Love Hate Hero+A Thorn For Every Heart+Daft Punk+Atreyu+Sara Barellies+Cold Play+Kill Paradise+Breathe Carolina+Drop Dead, Gorgeous+A Skylit Drive+Killswitch Engage+A Static Lullaby+Forever The Sickest Kids+Greeley Estates+nevershoutnever+Hopes Die Last+Elton John+Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi+Panic! At The Disco+Four Letter Lie+All Time Low
Reasons to love Scrubs:
Dr. Cox to an annoying patient: Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever -- just like my patience is now!
Dr. Cox: Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.
Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told Security to look into it. But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward.
Dr. Cox: The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.
Janitor: Hey, have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper around here?
J.D.: Y'know how I am totally down with the rap music?
Dr. Cox: God, my brilliance is becoming a bit of a burden, get back to me.
J.D.: It's a Mexican themed fiesta on the first anniversary of my 29th birthday. That means I'm turning thirty. Donde? 56 Walnut Drive. Cuando? Thank you for asking, ocho-thirty until upside down question mark. Sombreros at the door.
Dr. Cox: Don't ever be afraid to come to me with stuff like that. The simple fact that you actually seem to give a crap is the reason I took an interest in you to begin with. It's why I trust you as a doctor. Hell, it's... it's why I trust you as a person.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'
Dr. Kelso: If there's one thing I've learned, it's that you can't schedule love.
Dr. Cox: You couldn't push my buttons if you tried. In fact, I have no buttons. Please think of me as button-less, all smooth like G.I Joe's nether-regions. And, by the by, this image is brought to you by my son Jack, who has been yanking the pants off of his toy soldiers and leaving them in provocative positions on my nightstand. It is... just disturbing enough so that, leaving the house, I'm cranky and less able to suffer fools which brings me back to you - THE FOOL. I'm done suffering you so go now. Go... go before you can write a book entitled "Help! A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass COLON: The Lester Hedrick Story".
Dr. Cox: Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
J.D.: (singing) I'mmmm feeling so good today! (Falls over and looks around) I still feel good cos nobody saw me faaaaalllll
J.D.: (singing the 'Waffle Song') HEEEEY HO IT'S WAFFLE TIME ITS WAFFLE TIME WON'T YOU HAVE SOME WAFFLES OF MINE!
A friend is like a flower,
Invitation by Shel Silverstein
If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
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