AlliNicole
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Joined 01-11-10, id: 706671, Profile Updated: 01-13-10

Hi, I'm Alli. I'm obsessed with Fanfiction and Twilight and FictionPress and Vampire Academy and Vampire Diaries.

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That's right, I've been diagnosed. =

Ok, here is some copy and paste stuff:

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Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this stuff

i am a twilightaholic.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

"Come to the dark side, we have edward cullen!"

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!!

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?
Bite Me.

Ok, so that was just some stuff I found and copy and pasted on my profile, so feel free to repost it!

And now, some Twilight favorites:

Favorite Book?

Breaking Dawn

Favorite Character(s)?

Alice, Edward, Bella, Nessie, Rosalie, and Esme

Favorite Werewolf?

Jacob of course!

Favorite Imprint?

Nessie by far

Favorite Quote?

'About three things I was absolutely positive.

First, Edward was a vampire.

Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for my blood.

And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.'

Twilight Either Or's

Rose or Alice?

Alice

Edward or Emmet?

Do you even haft to ask? EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN!!

Bella or Nessie?

Ooo, tough. In the end though, I would haft to say Bella

Esme or Jasper

Umm, strange question, but Esme, obviously

Cullens or Swans?

Cullens (doi)

Mike or Eric?

I personally don't like either

Rose or Esme?

Oh, sorry, Rose, but I haft to go with Esme

Nessie or Carlisle?

Nessie

Jane or Tanya?

?? Jane

Edward or Bella?

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, NO! I refuse to choose. Eyes question asker What is WRONG with you?!

Bella or Alice

Oh, God. Alice, I guess.

Rose or Emmett?

Rose

Alice or Jasper?

Rolls eyes and shakes head MARY ALICE BRANDON!

Finally,Vampires or Werewolfs?

Vampires

Now, some Vampire Academy favorites:

Favorite book?

Shadow Kiss

Favorite Character(s)?

Rose, Lissa, and Dimitri

Favorite Strigoi?

Dimitri

Favorite Dhampir?

Rose- by far

Favorite Moroi?

Lissa

Favorite Quote?

'No one had ever called me unnatural before, besides the time I put ketchup on my taco'

Vampire Academy Either Or's:

Rose or Adrian?

Rose

Adrian or Christian?

Adrian

Lissa or Adrian?

Lissa

Viktoria or Avery?

Viktoria

Dimitri or Lissa?

Dimitri