Karibi
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Hey! I'm Karibi.

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Age: I'm a 500 year old grandma in high school, okay?

Location: Raxicalico-falipitorious

Favorite Bands: Icon For Hire, Skillet, Red, Disciple, Nine Lashes, We as Human, Sent by Ravens, This Beautiful Republic, The Classic Crime

Favorite genres of music: Lots of rock, alternative, indie, classic, some pop, pretty much anything that has a nice beat and it's a plus if it has awesome lyrics.

Favorite manga: Night School, Library Wars, Anima, Dramacon, Tsubasa, Inuyasha, and lots of romance and horror one-shots. (Not both in the same oneshot of course. That'd be weird.)

Favorite books/authors: Hollow Kingdom series by Clare Dunkle (like just go and read it right now!), Harry Potter, Chanters of Tremaris Trilogy, anything from Shannon Hale. I like The Host, and other sci-fi/fantasy novels and books that have a funny twist on fairy tales/mythology.

Misc: NIGHT VALE!!! It's a podcast series, and it's so weirdly odd/funny.


37 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

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My Oriental Mate by MadameLeQueen reviews
Wilheim stared at a small pudgy face with growing distain. There was no way in hell this was his destined mate. What had the gods been thinking! One-shot.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Worse Than Mono by ByYourSide reviews
She's up at three a.m. He decides to keep her company. Oneshot. I return reviews.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Jerkin' You Around by ByYourSide reviews
Oneshot. "You're a rock star, therefore you're a jerk." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah. Kiss me." I return reviews.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
The Mask: A Retelling of Beauty and the Beast by No One's Fool reviews
Anabelle, or Belle for short, isn't a beauty. The Mask isn't really a beast, not anymore. But this is Beauty and the Beast anyway. Belle receives the rose and follows her calling to the Mask's home. What happens next is entirely up to her. ONESHOT, but a very long one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Goodbye by 11th-Memory reviews
Alyssan, daughter of a kitchen servant, and the Prince of Daralon have been friends since childhood, but things have gotten more complicated as they grow older. Alyssan, once merely an inconvenience, has become a threat. She must be taken care of.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
The Girl Who Could Fly by winter alice reviews
About a girl who could fly and the boy she couldn't save.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Blood Rose by serenade.me.sweetly reviews
A Beauty and the Beast retelling. After a terrible inccident robs Belle of her beauty, she is nicknamed the Beast. A curse is placed on the village she lives in and she must wait for a boy to come and break the curse. Please R&R.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010
The Tale of Bumblegumph by ilmsih reviews
The ugly giant Bumblegumph is in love with the princess, but she's marrying a handsome prince. What will he do to win her heart?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Tenere by FujikoHikari
There was a girl who had no voice and a demon who had nothing to do. A meeting and emotions twine between music and secrecy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Music is My Boyfriend by saturdays-composure reviews
When Ella is accepted to an exclusive boarding school, she doesn't expect to immediately make new friends. She also doesn't expect to meet Damon and his friends, who tell her she isn't who she thinks she is. and that she isn't exactly fully human.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,495 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
The Silver Eyes by vasogoma
Seeing the love of her life marry her own sister was already hard for Agatha. Things get even harder after she meets a medium who helps her to get over Louis in exchange of sharing Helen's ability. This leads Agatha into meeting Erick, a ghost.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Eye Candy by taichcha reviews
He was the perfect guy...I couldn't help but like him. If only I didn't turn into mush every time he smiled.R/R please!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009
Benadryl by taichcha reviews
He was a jerk and I was the girl without a sexy boyfriend. He could do something about that.ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
An Accidental Fairytale by FireflyEmbers reviews
Toby's just your normal, run of the mill social outcast until the day the school bully crowns her a princess... and a dragon shows up on her back porch! Fairy godmothers in training, trolls, overcompensating fairies... What's an accidental princess to do?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,018 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Ocean and Moon by Darcen reviews
Two youths meet, the Ocean and the Moon fall in love while they are supposed to be enemies.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by Arsenic Allure
You are the enemy. You must die.' The battle is your rage. One-shot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Laira And The Water Demon by Miyuki-chu
I wrote this story for an English project and kind of liked it, so I kept it. It's sort of a Romeo & Juliet type story, but it has it's differences obviously . Enjoy.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
The Fairy's Predicament by alicek112 reviews
A twist on Sleeping Beauty, with the evil fairy not being so evil after all. Desperately needs reviews!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
The Sapphire Rose by Anasa ce Fae reviews
A love-struck fairy longs to become human in order to meet the mortal man of her dreams.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
The Shoe Malfunction by FireflyEmbers reviews
With no other way to save her ailing father, Elsa decides to steal the Prince Casphus's treasure. But she ends up leaving behind the one thing he can use to find her... Her shoe! He might need a Fairy Godmother's help, though...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Kel by No One's Fool reviews
Kel Laiqua, a Wood Elf, is thrown into the adventure of her life when her parents, the leaders of the Resistance, are kidnapped by the evil Lord Erasmus. Kplus for mild romance. ONESHOT
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Winged by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
We landed on the grass near the forest, his arms still tight around me. His breath had been hot on my cheeks. “Lucan”, he had said. “My name is Lucan”. And then he flew away. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,953 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Princess Cobwebs by Luai-lashire reviews
A retelling of Cinderella. What if the fairy godmother had been a Faery Prince? What if Cinderella never wanted to marry Prince Charming? Written in the style of old fairy tales.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
The Witch's Broken Heart by Zana reviews
A short story about a broken hearted witch and the never ending rain that her grief causes, told in the classic fairy tale way.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Complete
The Black Dress by Krystal Watters reviews
I was only ten then, too young to undertstand the implications of love and broken hearts.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: Remix by Caroline Gottschalk Jackson reviews
Retelling of Beauty and the Beast: Malcolm is a fallen rockstar, cursed and needs to love of a woman to save him. Bee is an intern at a law firm. Can she see the man behind the beast in Malcolm?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
The Noble Tale of Bloodstones Incorporated by Dame Mage reviews
In a faraway country lived three very unconventional princes. And they must each find a bride by shooting an arrow off. Meanwhile, plots abound for the death of the king...
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Sockless Susan by Zana reviews
[CW] Poor young Susan was, well, poor. So everyone made fun of her. Now she gets her revenge! dum dum duuuum! Another random short.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Finding your prince by Patches McGee
Finding your perfect man is finding your prince charming... isn't it?
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
The Ugly Curse by summers-end reviews
What if the Beauty and the Beast were the one and the same? A retelling of the Beauty and the Beast with a twist. Completed.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
Seal Song by LauraLizz007 reviews
A Selkie is faced with the decision to leave her life in the sea or the love she had found with a human boy. UPDATE: 41405, new version!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
The Masquerader and Phoenix by Tiani Lunaris reviews
A tragic tune… Close your eyes and see A dusky moonlit fairytale forest. Cobwebs glittering of fairy dust, black roses that shines in the gloom, and a pale Angel entering the stage, viewed by someone hiding in shadows… Thus the tale doth begin…
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
Lily's Corner by Alexiana reviews
COMPLETEAmaya doesn't want to be a witch and decides to live a quiet, normal life in Montana..well, it's easier said then done as she meets Skye Harrington, the landlords shy son. Every town has its secrets!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,469 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Complete