Istezada
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Joined 01-13-10, id: 706912, Profile Updated: 01-15-10
Author has written 1 story for General.

Hello! and welcome to the insanity that is my brain.

Updates may be few and far between as whatever it is that usually provides me with story ideas (fondly dubbed Tybalt after a cat belonging to Galadriel1010 over at www.fanfiction.net) seems to be taking a holiday. Still, do feel free to creep through the doors of the Garrison and explore. There is a plethora of small children running around who need hugs, a large number of people who might bite your head off if you try to hug them... or talk to them... and everyone else who falls somewhere between those two extremes. If, on the off chance, you see a person who looks like he might have been genetically engineered from bits of dog DNA, he probably was and if he doesn't currently have something alcoholic available to drink, I recommend backing away as slowly and quietly as you can. Just so you know.

I'm sure there are other warnings I should give you, but none come to mind. Hug with caution, the Soldier's Mess is always looking for new sources of amusement and alcohol, don't ask Viktor about the Aracian Empire. Just don't. Yup, that's about it.

Welcome, my lords and ladies, to the Garrison.

A Waltz For The Girl Out Of Reach
Inspired by the first verse of Josh Groban's song by the same name.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete