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Hey, peeps! It's me, MewJinjaa of FanFiction.net! '- Mwahahahaha! I can now write stories that aren't fan stories! :)

Ok... For those people who don't know me...

Hello, My name is Emirii.
I'm 17.
I have light brown hair with red under my side-fringe that covers my left eye.
My eyes are grey-blue.
I'm a very optimistic, happy-go-lucky type of girl!

Alright... For those people who do know me... I'm sorry I haven't been on FanFic in a while, but I will finish my stories, don't worry about that!

Everything to do with Naruto/ SasuNaru is underlined

Right... Intro is over... Now the rest of my profile will be random crap! .

!!RANDOM QUOTES!!

Me: "I didn't kick you in the face- I gave you a high five with my foot!"

Kya-chan: "Life is like a roller coaster- There are the ups and the downs, and the times where the tracks break and you're left hanging on the edge screaming 'HOLY CRAP!!'"

Sasunaru4evar, A fave author of mine on FanFiction.net: -Looks around wildly- Must…kill…Santa…clause…and…his…evil…midget….SLAVES!!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

SasuNaru!! X3

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

YAOI!!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Unfortunatly not...

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

None DX

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Ummm... Gaara needs a little love

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

KIBAHINA ALL DA WAY!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SASUNARU! Squee!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team 7!

10. Do you support the obito theory?

Yep yep, and I'm not gonna tell you why, 'cause I don't wanna spoil it for those who haven't read that far ;)

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Hells yes!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Omigod, TOBI-KUN XD

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Prosasuke. SasuNaru.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

NO. :(

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

WAAAAA NOT HAD TIME...

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Duh…Of course he does I mean look at all the recent- hey look a rock!!

17. Sub or dub?

SUB. ENGLISH VOICES= CRAP

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro, but not pro SakuNaru/ SakuSasu

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

ADORABLE X3

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

akatsuki member

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Smexay ;D LOL.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Deidara!!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

AWESOME

24. Which character would be best OOC?

Hinata, it'd be funny to see her kill someone.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

HELLS YES!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

In PROGRESS

27. Do you like lemons?

LULZ, i admit it.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

NOT REALLY

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Um... NO?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fan flashes?

Yes.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

YOSH!!...That means yes………

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yes, countless of times.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?

NO,lol

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

NOT AT ALL

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

no...

36. Do you want to read Icha, Icha Paradise?

HELLZ YEAH

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

NOnoNOnoNOnoNOnoNO!

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art?

YES!But they suck...

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

um... yes?

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

no.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

LULZ, what do you think?!

100 Questions

1. One of your scars, how did you get it? I walked into a doorframe XD

2. What is on the walls of your room? 2 shelves. 6 Candellabra wall stickers. A skull clock. My TV. And... Wait for it... PAINT! X)

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? I suposedly snore... Ehehe... o-o

4. What type of music do you listen to? Uum... Kelly Clarkson, Skye Sweetnam, Avril Lavigne, Paramore, Three Days Grace... Stuff like that. :)

5. Do you know what time you were born? In da morning. I think it was around 6...? :(

6. What do you want more than anything right now? To draw up my very first ever manga comic and put it up on DeviantArt!

7. What do you miss? My rottweiller, Sammie-kins... He went to doggie heaven 2 years ago... T-T

8. What is your most prized possession?. My ipod. I think i'd just curl up and die without it! Man, i'm WAY too dependant on music...

9. How tall are you? Um... About 5'5

10. Do you get claustrophobic? Nope, not at all.

11. Do you get scared in the dark? I actually find the dark comforting.

12. The last person to make you cry is...? Umm... I think it was my younger sister...?

13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? I dont really wear perfume a lot but... I have this really nice deisel one, Deisel Femme.

14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite gender? Green, grey, brown... Don't really care that much as long as he's nice. Both looks AND personality

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? A nice restaurant... Although i've never had a boy Or girl friend, lol

17. What's your favorite pizza topping? Pinapple! :3

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Candy... I just had a retainer put in, so I can't have any chewy or hardboiled sweets D:

21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received? My Mother bought me a rattly lobster plushie and gave it to me when I was born

22. Do you like anybody? Well... ///

23. Are you double-jointed? In ONE finger, lol.

24. What's your favorite clothing brand? Emily the Strange ;D

26. Do you have a pet right now? No... Sammie-kins died 2 years back... TT-TT

27. What kind is it? He was a rottweiler named Sam, a real sweetie once you got to know him. He was 12.

28. Would you fall in love knowing he/she was leaving? Yeah. I geuss you can't help who you fall in love with.

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? Just straight out tell them for all to hear, even if it embarasses you!

30. Say a number between one and a hundred. 42! I'ts the meaning of life, lol. 7 is a HOLY NUMBER. 7 days in a week, plus... 7x7=49 -7=42!! OMG!! :D

31. Blondes or brunettes? I think both are sexy O///O

32. What is the one number you call most often? My mothers XD

33. What annoys you the most? Boys at school who annoy you just for the sake of it :(

34. Have you been out of the USA? I LIVE out of the USA! I live in England in a small village in yorkshire.

35. What are your weaknesses? Spiders. They freak me out! I mean, Clear blood, 8 legs and 4 eyes? Come on! Thats freaked out, right?!

36. Have you met anyone famous? No, but I SAW Prince Charles 'cause he went to the great Yorkshire Show the same day our school did.

37. What was your first job? Babysittin' my half sisters, Becca and Maddie. I still have this job... I GET PAID!!

38. Have you ever done a prank call? No, but i'd like to Rick Roll someone :D I got Rick Roll'ed once... Lol.

41. What were you doing before filling this out? Writing a FictionPress story called "Pyrite"

40. Have you ever had surgery? No, but I've broken my ankle on my trampoline when I was 10.

42. What do you get complimented about most? My eyes and hair But only when I go abroad, lol.

43. Have you ever had braces? No, but I had a removeable retainer when I was 8... And now AGAIN when I'm 15 XD

44. What do you want for your birthday? This retainer taking out!

45. How many kids do you want? Umm... 2. 1 boy, 1 girl.

46. Were you named after anyone? Yeah. My great, great, great nana Emirii.

47. Do you wish on stars? Yes. Yes I do.

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Tresseme Alternating between Volume enhancing and colour lock

50. Do you like your handwriting? It's like SPIDER just made the WORST WEB EVER on my page, someone SQUISHED it, and then it carried what was left of its body across the page! ... So... NO. XD

51. What's your favorite lunch meat? Uh... Turkey...?

52. Do you have any bad habits? I USED TO bite my nails when Iwas nervous or bored. :(

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? I only own 1 CD! It's "One X by Three Days Grace", and i love it.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? That depends- Would i be a popular kid who hates the unpopulars LIKE ME or not?

56. Do looks matter? No, but i think it helps if they're sexy.

57. How do you release anger? Try to LAUGH it off. if it doesn't work, i come up with FUNNY comebacks. See the pattern here? if that doesn't work, I SHOUT, HIT THINGS OR CRY.

58. Where is your second home? My Dad and Stepmother's house. I live with my Mum and Stepdad. Yup,yup. LOTS OF FAMILY

60. What was your favorite toy as a child? Rattly lobster plushie my mother gave me as soon as i was born. It's still on one of my shelves . ///.

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? 17. 10 of 'em are my famillies! X3

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? Not really. Oh, and did you know that the death of the dinosaurs wasn't an accident? Barney came along and they all committed suicide! X)

63. Do you use sarcasm? Nooo! Not at alll!! LOL.

64. Mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese? Mashed potatoes, 'cause mac 'n' cheese is horrible XP

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl?

66. What are your nicknames? Rii-chan, Em, Jay From my middle name Jade, Eminade My bowling name at school!

67. What's your favorite band/singer? Paramore for the girls, Script for the guys!

68. What's your favorite TV show? Sponge Bob, lol.

69. What was your act sat score? You mean my GCSE scores? Not got 'em yet.

70. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Cherry bakewell. IT EXISTS, I SWEAR!!

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yup yup.

72. When was the last time you worked out? Um... last friday if bowling counts .

73. Did you notice that there's no #64? Lulz, I totally fell for that XP

74. What's the fastest you have gone in a car? Umm... 70 on the motorway?

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? Hell yeah!

76. What are you listening to? Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni- The Moment the Cicadas Cry theme tune. Murder mystery anime/manga. You'll never trust an 8 year old again if you watch.

77. What was the last thing you drank? Red berry herbal tea. I dont like normal tea.

78. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My Mum XP

79. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite gender? Wow, nice hair.

80. What's your favorite thought-provoking song? Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni theme. It's mysterious, and the english lyrics are kind of dark.

81. What's your favorite thing to hate? Chocolate cake. Too much chocolate in one place.

82. What's your favorite month of the year? June My birthmonth

83. What's your favorite Zodiac sign? My favourites are my zodiacs! Chinese- Boar. I'm a swine, lol. Western- Gemini. Two heads are better than one.

85. What is your hair color? Light brown with red under my side fringe.

86. Eye color? Grey-blue.

89. Favorite fast food restaurant? K.F.C.

90. Do you like sushi? OmiGod... J'ADORE LA SUSHI!!

91. Last thing you watched? Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni

92. Favorite day of the year? Halloween

93. Play any musical instruments? I used to play Keyboard. And Guitar.

94. Republican or democrat? Ummm... Pass...?

95. Kisses or hugs? Hugs, definatly!

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships, they mean more.

97. What was the last thing you bought? One Peice manga comic

98. What kind of car do you have? I'm not old enough. Stepdaddy has a black people carrier, though

99. What book are you reading? One peice comics.

100. Describe your love life. I'm single, guys and gals ;D

By the way... Sometime this year the goverment will round up all mental people.

So run my little retarded friend.

run... -sob-

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"--Anonymous (for obvious reasons)

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over!!

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when Highlight the ones which apply to you:

think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the time skip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the time skip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the time skip; I actualy like her now. she gained awsome an' suupa strength
You get mad every time Hinata tries to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out...) But me an my friends luv it
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged); No, but i need ideas for it
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:; No, but i do on my phone!
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just... stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura... I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

Misa A: I can't even imagine living in a world without Light!!
L: Yes, that would be dark...

"A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish."- Haku

"DATTEBAYO!" -Uzumaki Naruto

"I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"- Jiraya

"I know! Place a bet on me to die because, knowing your luck, I'll be sure to come back then!" -Jiraya

"I've gotta jar of diiirrrtt!! I'va gotta jar of diirrrtt!! Guess what's inside it!!" -Jack Sparrow

"You've got a touch of destiny about you." -Tia Dalma

FROM MEWMEWCREAM'S PROFILE- (This is after my friend's parents joked around and said that they would send her to a therapist) "WHAT?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Have you even noticed how THERAPISTS is spelled THE-RAPISTS?! You're sending your own daughter to see rapists! I thought you loved me! What next?!" -Danielle C.

"Other men said they have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough." -G. Moore

"Why should I help you? All of you have tried to kill me, and one of you suceeded." -Jack Sparrow

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"

"Survival. What a drag."- Shikamaru

"Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha to bad loser!"

"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."

"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"

"You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.”

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot off his/her head!

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.

Evil beware, we have waffles.

Join the dark side...We've got cookies, !

"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."

"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."

-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-

What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!

I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.

"Sweetie the only fan you have is the one on your ceiling."

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen

The silent ones are always the deadliest.

I’ll be dead before I die.

Lol...I just had a funny idea! Wait never mind...I lost it...

"okay..you know what..I quit"

It is what it is... less it isn't.

Ha ha... wait ... what?

I'm confused... wait maybe I'm not.

I never finish anyth

He who laughs last thinks slowest, but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

"We must fight, to run away!" -Captain Jack Sparrow

END RACISM!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!

7 Ways to Scare the Shit out of Your Roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate with a sadistic look and mutter, "Soon...soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!" -Yamanaka Ino

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If well aimed!"

"A positive attitude may not solve any of your problems, but it'll annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"You say tomato, I say shut the fuck up!"

Whoever said nothing is impossible?! Ever tried slamming a revolving door?

If silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

Join the dork side. We have pi!

If you try and fail, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown over it but just 4 muscles to stretch your arm out and punch the crap out of them.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet that has chocolate.

Welcome to my world. Now go home.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

Death brings heartaches no one can heal, but love brings memories no one can steal.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin

The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee. -Tellis Frank

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. -Unknown

INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. -Random person

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -W. C. Fields

20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. at Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it “In".

5. Put Decaf in the Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because you’re not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. and the Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity,

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

Somethings To Do At Walamart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in

5. Run up to an employee ( preferably a male ) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!”

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

7. Try on bras over the top of your clothes

8. Make a trail of orange juice/tomato juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy “.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in House ware,” and see what happens

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all on and turn the volumes to “10”.

12. Play with the automatic doors

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this shit, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department

16. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of mannequins

18. Play soccer with a group of friends using the entire store as your playing field

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, Sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

Srsly, dude. It sounds like some old Jason movie or something! this is so wrong...so it just kinda freaked me out. I don’t rly believe this but i am superstitious :( SOOO SCARY!! Click here to I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps ... A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful ...!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ... life! DUMB ...!!" He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ...and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died you have 13 minutes! Repost this or you will die!add a description

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Lastly, here’s proof that SasuNaru rules over everything!!

"...“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favourite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together”

Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):

“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing. He simply responded that it was his favourite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending” (Confirming it twice)

After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto.
However, he ended the note saying that Shippuden was going to be mainly about the fights and character development..."

Child Abuse: Sarah: It's ok to cry. I know I did while reading this. T-T

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My parents so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the far wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

with unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

If you are against child abuse put this poem on your profile! T-T Poor Sarah T-T

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