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Joined 01-15-10, id: 707265, Profile Updated: 08-31-12
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Family, Life, Love, Humor, and Thriller.

"I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allan Poe


Hey y’all. Mah name’s Nicole. I be 15 almost 16 years old. I like bands, bad jokes, cats, video games, manga, chickens, Midna, lefties, baking, writing, The Legend of Zelda series, cows, pigeons, farm animals in general, Lebanon, power outages, sunny days, Kingdom Hearts, thunderstorms, tea, happy movies and saltine crackers.

Tim McIlrath, Kellin Quinn, Joel Faviere and Lights are my idols. I love them so much for so many reasons and I just do, okay.

Some of my favorite bands are: Sleeping With Sirens, Get Scared, Rise Against, You Me At Six, I See Stars, Bring Me The Horizon and a bunch of others that I am way too lazy to name.

Oh, and I'm kind of a slow writer when it comes to stories with multiple chapters, but it's only because if I don't take my time it turns out to be shite and I hate when that happens so yeah. I also go through severe writer's depression regularly, when I think I suck and want to give up on whatever it is that I'm writing.

Twitter: @reprobate_

Tumblr: a-final-appeal.tumblr.com

If you know me in real life, go away. There's a 97% chance that I don't like you and/or you smell funny.


Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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Some Call It Fate by InkedSoul reviews
"Well I'm pretty sure that you're just eager for me to choose you." He squinted his eyes down at me seductively. "Really and what makes you think that?" I asked, toying with him. "Cause," He stepped closer, leaning toward me, "You like me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,381 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/23/2011
On Being Carly by productofdreams reviews
My car's on the fritz, my bff's a thief, the coolest guy at school bow chica-wow-wow won't leave me alone, and there just isn't enough teen angst to go around. "Are you staring at my butt?" "I'm not staring I'm...observing." I replied lamely. Sequel!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,803 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010
I Hate Everything About You by YouMakeMeBelieveInLove reviews
A hate poem
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
My Mother by YouMakeMeBelieveInLove reviews
A poem about my mother and everything she does for me.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
What I Love About You by YouMakeMeBelieveInLove reviews
A poem about everything I love about my boyfriend
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
My Scarf Is A Sign by sealednectar reviews
Basically my views of the headscarf worn by Muslim girls. I'd like to know what you think and your views so please review.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Basketball's Song by cide reviews
The song of the Game.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004
Fanfiction.net by Stephentchel reviews
Ever wonder why your submitted stories never seem to get reviews? Read about one of my typical visits to this admittedly wonderful site (in the dreaded "stream-of-conscious" format) to find out what the problems might be.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 48 - Published: 7/6/2001
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Cry Baby Bridge reviews
"Hey, I found your baby!" Christian yelled as loud as he could, his voice echoing through the night. He should have just gone home when she wasn't there to begin with. He should have known better than to taunt the dead. A one-shot based off a 1920's Oklahoma legend.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
Something To Live For reviews
"Woah," I leaned in to get a closer look at the boy's sharp canines. "Those look pretty cryptic, are you sure they're fake?" I asked jokingly. The stranger smirked mischievously before replying, completely composed. "Nah, I'm pretty sure they're real."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,010 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011
The Delusional Magician
A mock-epic about the arrogance of a magician.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete
The Final Flush
A short, humorous poem dedicated to my best friend and lover, my fish, Spot.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete
Sometimes
I know for a fact that sometimes, we all wish we had something better. T for suicidal references.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Complete
Today reviews
A poem about my mother, and how she left me and my family to fend for ourselves. Thanks for nothing.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete