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Name: Stephanie

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Take Time To Read Each Sentence

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this is person cat

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Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced one another, Drew their swords and shot each other. One was blind and the other couldn't see, So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came and shot the two dead boys. A paralysed donkey walking by, Kicked the copper in the eye, Sent him through a rubber wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all. (If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward (or emmett lol)

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?
Bite Me.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward (or emmett lol)

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

A Guy Had A Crush On This Girl He followed her wherever she went. One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.

Girl: Why do you keep following me? Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you. Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you. (The Boy Turns Around) Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me. Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.

?????¯??~About Friendship~?????¯?? When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.

?Girl: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind? ?Boy: No ?Girl: Do You Like Me? ?Boy: Not Really. ?Girl: Do You Want Me? ?Boy: No. ?Girl: Would You Cry If I Left? ?Boy: No. ?Girl: Would You Live For Me? ?Boy: No. ?Girl: Would You Do Anything For Me? ?Boy: No. ?Girl: Choose- Me Or Your Life. ?Boy: My Life. ?The Girl Runs Away In Shock And Pain And The Boy Runs After Her And Says: ?The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind ?The Reason I Dont Like You Is Because I Love You ?The Reason I Dont Want You Is Because I Need You ?The Reason I Wouldnt Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left ?The Reason I Wouldnt Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You ?The Reason Im Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You ?The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!? •.?. •°~? •.?. •°~? •.?. •°~? •.?.

Just a girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road... Girl: Please slow down, Im scared. Guy: No, this is fun... Girl: It really isnt Please, your scaring me! Guy: Tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, I LOVE YOU! Now please.! Guy: Give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs Guy* Guy: Take my helmet off & put it on yourself, Its bugging me. (In the paper the next day) A motorcycle last moarning crashed into a building because of break failure. Two young teens were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks went out, but didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die...

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Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

don't act like you know me..if you really don't have a clue. don't tell me to shut up..if your running your mouth too. don't tell me to grow up..if your still the one starting this. don't tell me to stop..if your still going. don't tell me how to live..if you can't be real. don't tell me i'm fake..if your the most unreal. don't tell me i'm ugly..if your a person too. don't tell me i'm stupid..if you acually arguing too. don't walk way..if you don't know your way. don't act cool..if your no better than i am. don't swear/cuse..if you know your better than that. don't even dare to talk to me..if it's to say something pointless, to argue, to fight, etc. cause if you think i'll w a l k a w a y (( your W R O NG ))

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