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Joined 01-21-10, id: 708220, Profile Updated: 03-02-10
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Horror, Humor, Young Adult, and Fantasy.

Hello all! My name is Rachael. You may call me Tina. (just kidding...that would be a little weird) I'm a sophomore this year and personally cannot wait to finally get out of school. But this is really boring and makes me sound like an idiot.

Okay, so my passion is writing and (as weird as it sounds) Television Production. Both are something I want to do as a career...just have to find that right college. Again, I'm sounding really boring. Please, forgive me.

When I write, I completely lose myself. I have no idea what's going on around me, and five hours can pass before I ever realize that I hadn't been paying attention. It's something I tend to do when I'm upset or...not. Used to be, my writing style was typical of my age (at least I think)-I tended to have that fantasy world where everyone loves everyone and blah blah blah. Lately, I've been trying really hard to move away from that and into a more mature writing style. Some of the stuff I post on here, though, will be from, like, five years ago and I haven't looked at it in forever.

One thing you should know about me is that I'm a very abrasive person. I'm loud, I'm obnoxious, I'm sarcastic, and I don't really think about other people's feelings when I say something. I make myself out to be a bad person, but I figure it's better for people to know the bad and care enough to find out about the good. (did I mention I'm a hopeless optimist?)

More about me as a person...I love anime. With a passion. I know, it makes me sound like some rabid fangirl, but I'm really not. It's just a really cool genre and fits my personality. My favorites are Elfen Lied, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Azumanga Daioh(which I loved the manga of as well).

One thing I like more than anime (and chocolate) is books, of course. I read about a dozen a minute, or I did until this year where all of my teachers decided that Rachael needs no life. (it's a miracle I have time for this). Love Harry Potter, decent about Twilight(s'not as good with all of the fangirls screaming about it). And there are too many other books than I can name that I love.

Music is the most important thing in my writing besides the words. It's my muse. As is the band, Muse, Green Day, The Veronicas, Ok Go, Evanescence, AFI, the Birthday Massacre, Paramore, Fall Out Boy...the list goes on and on. Just...don't come to me saying you want me to listen to anything like the...JONAS BROTHERS (dramatic music)

Wow. I say a lot about myself. I apologize. If you made it this far through, you get a GIANT GOLD STAR!! YAY FOR YOU!!

So...yeah. I'd really appreciate any reviews I can get to help me better my writing, as I'm working (much like most on here) to get a book published. I'd also really like a good Beta Reader. And...if you wanna tell me anything amazing, message me! :D) Much love!!

And OOH gosh, I'm so frusterated right now--I was just reading through some of my REALLY old stuff and realized how bad it was. Oh well. Posting it anyway. I'll tell you which ones are from years ago...You'll be able to tell, though, I'm sure.

Now beta-ing! AND LOOKING FOR A GOOD ONE!!

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Nacho by jinx89 reviews
He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN ME...one word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, "I don't mind obeying orders."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,421 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Guardian: True Reckoning by Spign reviews
A story of vengeance, family, and "Mystic" blood. Many thanks to Colleen for sparks of inspiration and catching grammar errors. Much love, hun!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
You Really Got a Hold on Me by HappyAwesomeSaucePower reviews
Kim hates Paul's car, taste in music, shoelaces, ugly plaid shirts, smile, and uncool blond hair. She hates his cheesy pickup lines. She hates the way he's snaked his way into her everyday life. Her friends are wrong. She doesn't like him. Not a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,100 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Revenge Is Sugary Sweet New Version by HelgaBertoni reviews
I was always known as the fat kid, and after being picked on for most of my childhood by Jake Worthington, I left. But now I'm back, completely different, for one reason only. Sweet, sweet revenge. And just guess who's first on my list...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/31/2009
Tease by Nicki BluIs reviews
He doesn't deserve to have me write poetry for him. But don't I deserve to heal?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
You Don't Know by sacredstorm reviews
This is only 30 words long, so I don't think I can come up with a summary. It was just something that sneaked into my head when I was shuffling around the cluttered dustbin of weird, silly stories and half-ideas that is, unfortunately, my messy brain. R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Torture by Nicki BluIs reviews
This poem was written May 16th 2006. I guess I was having a bad day.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
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An Opportunity Of Sorts reviews
Analise is a 'typical' senior, until she gets the oppertunity of a life-time to shoot for Cartoonz, the major television network of the tweens. But can her cynical ways help her when she finds herself unwillingly attracted to the douche star?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Things I'll Never Say reviews
Stupid therapists never do anything to help, especially when you're full of things you'll never say.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
13 Things You Never Wanted to Learn at Camp reviews
Chella and Kendal are off on the 'adventure' of a life time--to a juvie summer camp in Arkansas. Kendal's already arranged to run off to Miami halfway through....if the two can survive the first month.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010
Forgive Me reviews
The friends of Ashlynn are shocked by her tragic suicide, even more so when fifteen tapes are discovered outlining her death.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2010
The Journal of an Angst Ridden Teen reviews
Sabrina is an angst-ridden teen. Surprised?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010
The Deadly Rose reviews
Rose isn't exactly innocent, especially when it comes to the mysterious death of Charlotte Hopper. When Rose's past comes back to haunt her, what will she do?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete