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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around, stood up, and said, "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, and when I die I'll be black. But you, sir, when you're born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're sick, you're green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you turn purple. Yet YOU have the nerve to call ME coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, miharu16, sasuke has no penis, SuicidalxXxRomance
REMEMBER WHEN ..
You know you're obsessed with anime when...
1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.
4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). (Yes! xD)
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.
10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.
19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.
20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.
23. You buy shuriken or kunai.
24. You speak in subtitles.
25. You prefer anime over real life.
26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.
27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.
28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.
29. You cosplay daily.
30. You end up having 'really good' dreams with your fave anime characters.
Make A Sentence:
1(Jan) - I shot
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because im sexy like that
The must knows in the hentai/yaoi/yuri world:
1. Yaoi is guy on guy.
2. Yuri is girl on girl.
3. Hentai is your normal pairing.
4. Seme is 'top' and Uke is 'bottom'.
5. Just because you read it doesn't mean your gay/lesbian. (No offense!!!)
6. Doujinshi is done by professional artists, and they can be yaoi, yuri, or hentai!
7. They are almost impossible to find to read for free! (Believe me, i've looked!)
8. If you already know this crap, why the hell are you reading it?
9. Seriously, get over it!
10. Here's an idea; Copy and paste this to your profile so that someone else can read it!!!
Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong
1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "toma sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks, Miss Uzumaki, gaarassexygirl, SuicidalxXxRomance.
How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.
11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
"The chakra enhanced punch delivered by one Uchiha Sasuke in drag was enough to send Kiba hurling far enough so that the next few things that he saw were (in order): branch, branch, branch, tree, branch, branch, squirrel, branch, Kakashi with a video camera, branch, branch, lake, water, fish, fish, lake bottom." -Charm School for Ninjas
"If someone asks you if you're ticklish, it doesn't matter if you say yes or no. They want to touch you. If someone asks you if you're ticklish and you do not want to be touched, say something like 'I have diarrhea. ...And yes, I am very ticklish." -Demetri Martin
"Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." -Demetri Martin
"Oh my god, this is bad--quick, make it worse!" -Tommy Johnagin
"Click it or ticket rhymes, sure, but click it or your penis will explode really drives home the point." -Tommy Johnagin
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm.”
"Well, I was cosplaying Orochimaru, but the face cream gave me a rash, so now I'm Orochimaru In Anaphylactic Shock."
"So easy, a Narutard could use it!"
"This is Lord Ne-Ne, the piggy king of all anime. Hug him, and his glorious necktie named Mr. Bubbles."
"You laugh because I am different. I laugh because you are all the same."
"If the rose is the symbol for love...why does it die?"
"The worst feeling is not death, it is knowing that you aren't needed, that you are alone in this world, and that you no longer have a reason to live..."
"Go away, just let me be, I'm already broken, can't you see?"
"I'm not afraid of happy endings, I'm just afraid my life wont work out that way."
"Have you ever felt so alone? And nothing makes sense? Well that is how I feel right now. I feel like I'm facing everything by myself, with nothing but tears and a fake smile."
"Would you care if I died breathing? You obviusly don't. I'm already dead on the inside, the outside doesn't really matter...it's the inside that counts."
"I dont need anyone, because everyone forgot me."
"Sick of crying...tired trying. Yeah I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying."
"Dont they realise that words hurt? Hurt so damn you'd do anything to make it stop? Anything..."
"She sits in the corner. Singing herself to sleep. Wrapped around in the promises that no one seems to keep. And she's so scared to get close to anyone, because everyone that ever said 'I'll be there' left."
"Not all scars show. Not all wounds heal. Sometimes you cant always see, the pain someone feels."
"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas."
"Thus are our lives. Filled with pain and sorrow. How now shall we live? When even the most beautiful suffer..."
"I'm careless and I'm cruel, but I'm still easily bruised...I'm so tired of lying about it, I'm not bullet proof."
"Could you ease the pain, if I'm battered and stained?"
"Sometimes I wish I could fastforward time...just to see if in the end, it's all worth it."
"Dont worry. I hate me too."
"Numbing the pain for a while, will make it worse when you finally feel it."
"Dead in her mind, and cold to the bone. She opened her eyes and saw she was alone."
"I dont run from you,I walk away slowly. And it kills me, because don't care enough to stop me."
"Sometime when I say, 'Oh, I'm fine.' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say,'Tell the truth.'"
"What's the point in screaming when no one listens anyways?"
"No,she's not fine. But she's a wonderful actress."
"I'm a cutter.SHHH...don't tell. It's socially unacceptable that I express pain."
"You said that you hate my suffering and you understood, that you'd take care of me...Well,were are you now?"
If you think the Rabbit should either kill the kids who won't give him Trix, or transform them into something other than 'kids', copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have MySpace and are literally addicted, if you are part of the 0.5 percent who thinks that MySpace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc, copy this into your profile.
If you care more about world matters and humanity than who is the newest celebrity, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into ya profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're convinced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you are a yaoi fan and are proud to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Ichigo Kurosaki's Hollow half deserves more love, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Sosuke Aizen is one of the best manga/anime villains in the history of history, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Gin Ichimaru is one freaky yet awesome bad guy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Kaname Tosen needs to loosen up a bit, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Starrk was one of those Old Western sheriffs you usually saw sleeping on a porch when he was alive, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Barragan Luisenbarn is really the Grim Reaper, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the majority of the male population had bleeding noses when Tia Halibel went into her Release Mode, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Ulquiorra Schiffer and L Lawiet are the same person, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Nnoitora Jiruga needs his huge teeth punched in for attacking Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Grimmjow Jeagerjaques is still alive and can't wait for his return, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Zommari Leroux could have won against Byakuya Kuchiki if he had used his Amor to gain control of his damn head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Szayel Aporro Grantz is the ONLY man who can look good with pink hair, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Aaroniero Arruruerie could have won his fight with Rukia Kuchiki if he hadn't been so damn cocky, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Yammy Rialgo does not deserve to be Cero Espada, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Orochimaru is gay, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 that is laughing your ass off.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a telephone pole, copy this onto your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you think that all childrens' shows are gay, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.
If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Every single one of them...)
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you think tat those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.
If you believe that Chuck Norris is actually Kenpachi Zaraki in disguise, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe that the world will end when Kenpachi gets a shikai, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that Bleach Vampire fics are awesome, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think I'm mad, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe that the Soul Society is a real place, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Gin is good at heart, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish you were a Clan cat with a cool name, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you often get attacked by plot bunnies, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Aizen is a sexy, evil bast-ard, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, BLEACH, and/or Blood , copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile
If you have ever tried to perform alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or by clapping your hands paste this into your profile. (guilty...T^T)
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.