Roland is alone in his house, something that should never happen.

A poem...that's about it.

First, he bites me. Second, he tells me Gandalf is not from Harry Potter. And third, he finds a cookie in my pocket. Am I the only one who doesn't think this is funny? SKoW CHALLENGE RESPONSE

And why do we need to go to the mall today?" "To fulfill my New Year's Resolution." "Which is?" "To kiss every guy I see in the next fourteen hours." Oh, isn't life hilarious?

Someone is leaving roses on Maxine's door. Who could it be? R&R please.

I will stick to you like good glue ought to do.