Alas! and am I too verbose?
And is my speech a mighty host
Of words, of which I well may boast
Of being too verbose?

But seriously, I am no sort of professional writer, since I can't really think of any stories worth writing. I'm no sort of professional poet, since my rhyming is often too contrived. I admit that I might pay a little too much attention to spelling and grammar for most people, and the few ideas I have are absurd. But so be it. If I cannot tell good stories, I might as well tell mediocre ones.

Oh, and I finally qualify for Beta Reading. Do you have a story that you think would benefit from a look-over?