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Joined 01-28-10, id: 709255, Profile Updated: 08-20-12
Author has written 16 stories for Sci-Fi, General, Humor, Song, and Humor.

Alas! and am I too verbose?
And is my speech a mighty host
Of words, of which I well may boast
Of being too verbose?

But seriously, I am no sort of professional writer, since I can't really think of any stories worth writing. I'm no sort of professional poet, since my rhyming is often too contrived. I admit that I might pay a little too much attention to spelling and grammar for most people, and the few ideas I have are absurd. But so be it. If I cannot tell good stories, I might as well tell mediocre ones.

Oh, and I finally qualify for Beta Reading. Do you have a story that you think would benefit from a look-over?

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Dark by Joanna Sanford reviews
Two good friends who have never seen light converse about their purpose in the dark world they live in
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Complete
Life Is Like A Fruit Basket by Bob of Arizonia reviews
What is Life most like? A fruit basket of course!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
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A Labyrinth That Will Be Underappreciated
It almost doesn't boggle the mind, somewhat.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
Supply and Demand reviews
You wouldn't believe how competitive those pen-makers can be.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Complete
The Quest For Great Literature reviews
What do you get when you break all the rules of traditional fiction at once? A Quest For Great Literature, obviously!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011
Very Sane reviews
Humans are *never* sarcastic.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Complete
The Ballad of the Goats reviews
One day I wrote a poem when I should have taken notes. It was a jolly poem about polka-dotted goats.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
A Word of Advice
Quick! Look up 'recidivist' before your molecules find something else to do!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
A Miracle!
All this and many more sinister happenings await our epic hero.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
On Your Marx reviews
Fighting communism one universe at a time.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
An English Folk Song reviews
Young Willie went to London town.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Hallelujah!
The giant is dead!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Alas! And Am I Too Verbose? reviews
Hymn to grandiloquence.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Complete
The Man Who Annulled Probability reviews
What happens when dark matter experiments go horribly wrong? Certainty, probability, possibility, and impossibility start working backwards.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Behold! reviews
Behold the logic!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
An Entirely Random Story reviews
Y would I do something as heartless as this to U? I must O U something. Like a trip to the C.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
A Shenanigan of No Real Significance
Is it truly reality?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Blast reviews
Oh, what a random place is the atemporal transcosmological matrix!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
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