A New Kind of Normal From 97
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Joined 01-29-10, id: 709409, Profile Updated: 06-20-10

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

The Emo Song

E is for emotional, ruins everybody's day.
M is for miserable people!
O is for on the dark side, cus we have some fresh cookies. Coo-kies
WOO!

(..)'(..)
(='.'=)
This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World Domination and don't forget to join the dark side

Warning: I is random

I wish I could blame my randomness on ADHD, but i don't have it.


talking to my friends

me: Anyone can fall downstairs, it just takes true talent to fall upstairs!
shawn: what?
me: (sigh) it's something clumsy people say to make themselves feel better about themselves.
shawn: oh. (breaks out laughing)
me: (sigh)


You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. (Hasn't everyone? The real question would be if youv'e burned something so bad that its caught on fire.) (hee hee.) -eyes dart around room.-

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I found what I was looking for??

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

I hear voices, and they don't like you. :D

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country

Writers block sucks. And now it's starting to effect my speech. Or so I like to think.

I'm SURE AS SKITTLES!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels!

97 percent of teenagers would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone told them they were weird. If you would be the 3 percent that would ask "What was your first clue!?" copy and paste this on your profile.

95 percent of teenagers would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone told them they were weird. If you would be the 5 percent that would be flattered, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever misspelled or forgot how to spell a word under 5 letters, copy and paste this on your profile. (who hasn't?)

If you have ever been talking about something, then blurt out something totally unrelated, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have tripped over air, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you do so many idiotic things, but don't get injured doing them, but then you go on home and trip walking up stairs and get injured, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever ducked under something that’s about 2 feet above your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever run into a screen or glass door, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you’re a baby when it comes to scary movies, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are easily pleased copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen backwards out of a chair, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever fallen upstairs,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades, but have NO idea what’s going on in class, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever heard the silent ringtone, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have spent an entire class thinking about how cool it would be if you had wings, copy and paste this on your profile

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

Full Moon by Borntolovemusic reviews
The werewolf stopped at the car and its ice blue eyes locked with mine. Its giant paw nudged against the car door and its fangs grabbed hold of the door handle. I realized that it wasn't trying to hurt me. But that it was trying to help me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,054 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete