My name is Nadire. Yeah yeah I know, weird name. But I'd rather call it unique. Wait, 'Nadire' actually means unique.
Or you can call me Nadii. I'm 16.
I'm Turkish but I live in Belgium.. Yeah I'm not kidding I really live in Belgium.
I have brown curled/waved hair and brown eyes.. Yay, that's so original... and uninteresting. Anyways, I don't know if you have noticed but my English sucks, oh well. I have been writing my own story recently but it is in dutch so I don't know if I'll have time to translate it in English.
I like to sing, I also write my own songs and poems - words fascinate me...
I like to dance - Shake shake shake shake shake it!
I like to read.. alot. & I can't live without music, seriously. I like Twilight and Jasper. Go team Jasper!
Oh & I'm clumsy & random.. so yeah.
I am a chocolate addict. Ever tasted Belgium chocolate? Well I think u should cuz it's so good. Yummmm! :D
That's the most important info about me. Not to mention boring. Soooooooo...
Ciao , bye, güle güle, Dag, Au revoir, Tschüss!
No I'm not gone, I'm still here. Oh and I love making friends!
The copy 'n' paste stuff!
If you've ever copied and pasted things on your profile, copy and paste this on your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels or chocolate. (mmm chocolate!)
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have ever spent hours just thinking about Twilight and alternate situations copy and past this on your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile (My little brotherS, yes brotherssss. They're so annoying!)
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.(Actually I don't think men like E.C., exist anymore :(. The world has been taken over by a bunch of hormonal idiots.)
If you've read my full profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. (Ahahahah Lmao!)
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton (Zuhahaha, talk about being blonde. No offense to smart blondes!)
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (Yeah do just like the package says. No shit sherlock!)
On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Put this on your profile if your still 5 years old inside.
Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.)
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed in here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold, I'm black,"
"When I die, I'll be black,"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born, you're pink,"
"When you grow up, you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored."
The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site & help stop racism!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (Italic the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm TURKISH, so I must be jobless.
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump of a bridge, I go get a paddle boat and save your ass!