Author has written 2 stories for Essay, and Mystery.
Hello to the people of this planet.
I'm Joe and i am a 16 year old schoolkid who is not a spy. As you can see my picture is of my cat, who is amazing and out of all of my friends me and her have the most interesting convo's. No offence. I am a major skinny bastard who loooooves to eat, well everything except mushrooms, porridge and sprouts. I am friends with Wolflette Moon, EmoBitch and Divine Delusion. OH! and BTW i am friends with Megan Hill who is extremely famous, in yr face Bitches. This may sound sad but nearly every lunchtime we hang out in the library, only to piss off the librarian and throw books at each other. I'm pretty boring but i make people laff and whenever I am bored i just eat. that includes anything in the cupboards.
Just a little bio ( sorry Wolflette Moon for copying but i don't care)
Name: Joe, which i already told u. i don't like my name so just call me Ninjo.
Age: 16 and offically legal.
Gender: Male, obviously
Species: human. Unfortunately. I wanted to be another species which isn't greedy and power hungry.
Height: Taller than most teenagers
Build: somewhere between looking like a stick and looking like a stick.(that's not a typo)
Hair: Short and dark brown. It used to be longer but ah well.
Eyes: a very boring brown. I want them green.
Interests: too many to list. Mostly listening to music and reading literature, and maybe jumping around wildly. Oh, and skateboarding, when i don't fall off. however i am better than emobitch and wolflettemoon. OH! and i enjoy waving at people from a school coach.
Habits: uncontrolable laughing, being random, eating a lot of food, throwing paper at people. That last one gets on people's nerves.
Pet hates: when people ask stupid questions. Oh, and when people try and run you over.
Philosophy: If food is going in the bin anyway, i might as well eat it.
Fave Books: Artemis foul, eventhough i've only read the last one. Alex Rider books, the last one was the best. Skuldugerry pleasant(i can't spell) is really good. OH!(again) and of course the CHERUB books.