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Joined 02-14-10, id: 711739, Profile Updated: 06-09-10

Beautiful, gorgeous, hot, dashing, stunning I am……not. If I had found about FP two years ago, I might be writing but unfortunately I came to know about FP just a few months ago so can’t do anything except reading other’s stories because of a MAJOR writer’s block.

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-Rage-

(It’s just a pseudonym, not my name. Someone has to be crazy to name his child rage.)

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Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
The Story You Shouldn't Know by Bingo reviews
REMOVED, save for the epilogue and an accompanying prequel oneshot. Sorry. We had a good run!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,357 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
What If? An Alternate Jonnie Sequel by RedRogue55 reviews
Ryder won't stop staring at me. I might be able to get over him, if I just knew he was over me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,400 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 4/23/2009
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4228 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4834 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
In A Few Words by G0bSmackt reviews
INTERLUDE. Madison and Caine in 50 sentences. A short companion piece to 'The Mad and the Conqueror'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Click Send by G0bSmackt reviews
Two lost souls. Too many mistakes. And the one method they choose to help find a way out. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
In the Art of Falling by theaddictedfighter reviews
I got your message," he says. She nods, falling into those eyes. Those eyes... "You came back." "Yeah, I did," she whispers, "And I'm not leaving." When they kiss, everyone else can't help but look on and wish they had what they have.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
We're Like Dom Perignon by punkturnedwriter reviews
Summer buys a lot of Kleenex and lets her sleep in her bed and Zach emails her about how sexually frustrated this is making him. Because apparently a boy and a girl can't be friends. First in a series of one-shots about The Champagne Gang. Various OCs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/15/2010
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Something's Wrong With You, Really by nexia reviews
“I really, really, really hate that I love you.” He smirked. “I know.” // One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Penelope P reviews
We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,264 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Your Definition of Love by gum is yum reviews
Jaelynn Simmons asks Bryce, her brother’s best friend, to help her become popular to get Adam’s attention. Why? Well, she’s been in love with Adam for forever, she’s tired of watching from the sidelines, and she's willing to do whatever it takes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,869 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2005
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
The Death and Rebirth of a Writer by Admiral Rupert reviews
My personal experience, should anyone care, of a seemingly endless writer's block.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/27/2004