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Joined 02-14-10, id: 711851, Profile Updated: 02-14-10
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Play.

i love newsies and my favorite characters are spot, mush, and race so most of my stories will be about them . newsies is my favorite movie and the harry potter series are my favorite books. most of my stuff will most likely be based on one of those.


I have no piercings, and I don't WANT piercings. I'm blonde, and yes, I have my moments, but doesn't everyone? :P

ok. yes i changed my pen name. deal with it!!


don't email me saying that it's gross cause u never know when I'm having a bad day so deal and don't read the story other than that i'm all open to reviews. _


LOVES


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LIKES

i love to read and wright and usually only read harry potter, or twilight books, but more often fanfiction. riding my bike and seeing my friends are major parts of my life too. i lov to act and and i lov to go camping (yes that means the great outdoors shocking!!) it is my life. i like the twilight saga now too. i go to drama camp over the summer, ten i go to a normal day camp too.

DISLIKES

i really hate doing homework (unless it's reading or writing) and math. i also realy hate really annoying boys and sometimes school. i really don't dislike all that much though. _


fave books- my faverite books are the harry potter searies, the lord of the rings searies, how to eat fried worms ( i know babyish but i lov it), peater pan, and pretty much anything on the revelutionary war or world war 2. i usealy onle read fiction stories tho. _

fave movies- i lov the harry potter movies, lord of the rings, how to eat fried worms, newsies (of corse), juno,and the spiderwick chronicals.

OH YEAH PPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE READ MY STORIES. And by the way i finaley found a beta. so if u see anathing thats wrong don't blame me. blame her, but plz still tell me, so that i can tell her.


Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?


my friend lexy and hi

Where are you?

in the dining room

Look up, now look back. What did see

the wall

What's the last thing you ate

booberry cearal

What's your personality like?
i lov to read and write and i am verry random, enerjetic, weird and slightly agressive person person

Who Do you like?
that is personal

What was the last thing you thought?
this is fun

You have a million dollars. What do you do?
i would donate it to all my fav places and people

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
nothing

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
why won't he call me

What's it like being you?
verry abnormal

What are your thoughts on writing?
i lov to write

How tall are you?
5'

What book are you currently reading?
harry potter 2

What music are you listening to?
newsies- santa fe

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

What was the last thing you cooked?

eggs

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
yellow

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
yes

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
1

Have you ever been water-skiing?
no

What is the weather like?
sunny

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?

no

Shopping List:
1. Blood
2. Blood
3. Bella
Not funny jasper!

To do:
1. Jasper
2. Edward
3. Emmett

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Poppyleaf,bluephoenix73, If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam,Xx-Bluefox-xX, SCprincessSC, nadia the demented one,bluephoenix73, Grimmichi, snake

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam,Xx-Bluefox-xX, SCprincessSC, nadia the demented one,bluephoenix73,If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam,Xx-Bluefox-xX, SCprincessSC, nadia the demented one,bluephoenix73, Grimmichi, snake

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this to your profile


If You Wish To Flame Me

-Anonymous

If you wish to flame me,

For no good reason at all,

You couldn't help but blame me,

If you "accidentally" fall.

For if you say it's too short,

And write a letter of complaint,

I'm afraid I'll have to retort,

Without a bit of restraint.

And if you say it came late,

And bug me about the next chapter,

You will (on a later date),

Be run over by me on a tractor.

Should you happen to think,

My grammar is askew,

I'll have to tell you without a blink,

"Hey buddy- you!"

So if you wish to flame me,

And call me all sorts of names,

I'm afraid you'd have to blame me,

If you find your house in flames

I wrote your name

in the sand

but the waves

washed it away,

then i wrote it

in the sky

but the wind,

blew it away,

So I wrote it

in my heart

and that's where

it will stay.


A Poem:

Oximoron

One bright dayin themiddle of the night,

two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

drew their swordsand shot one another.

A deaf policeman heard he noise,

and ran to save the two dead boys.

If you don't believe that it's true,

go ask the blind man he saw it too.


Random Stuff:

Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name): rayanne snake

Super-Hero Name (favorite color and favorite drink) purple milk

Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name, last three letters of mother's maiden name): delklaell

Arabic Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name) llre

Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black willie

Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): anne elsworth

Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s mom, father’s mom): margie linda

Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): klde

Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): klaizzle

Detective Name (favorite color and favorite animal): purple snake

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie andFitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you love Jacob Black, but would kill Bella if she picked him over Edward, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.(Yess)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.(I have so many lose friends)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(Jasper is all mine starts foming at the mouth)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (well undead)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versea copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Major Jasper Wittlock, copy this into your profile.

Question-how do you stalk a fictional character?

Answer- We've still haven't figured that out yet.

Guys with emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Dont assume You'll make an ass/u/me

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are acting all emo again and the unicorns are cutting themselves with their horns

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like Slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminded you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you swear you'll throw yourself off the nearest building if they cast a bad Edward and/or Edward for the Twilight Movie or mess it up beyond possible reasoning, copy and paste this into your profile. (i am now a splat on the side walk)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people start staring at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.(i yet to have just one:( )

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen's Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LDMS IS LOVE DRACE MALFOY SYNDROME

WIWAWS is Wishing I WaS A WIZARS Syndrome

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

This came from katara12171's profile

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If short people will one day rule the world copy and past this onto your profile.

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. woot woot!!go Cullens!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (it takes skillz)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versea copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (how do you know how much i like it? STALKER!)

If you like to andomly scream STALKER! , copy and paste this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(and the walls and the floors and ducks and the...)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that you now have a built in Volvo radar, copy this into your

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.(was NOT worth the wait)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutlyin love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because your bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby... somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, 'normal' is history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct ... somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring ... somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a 'good' mother, your child will 'turn out good'...somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

Somebody said 'good' mothers never raise their voices .. somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother... somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.

Somebody said you can't love the second child as much as you love the first ... somebody doesn't have two children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books... somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery...somebody never watched her 'baby' get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten . or on a plane headed for military 'boot camp.'

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back ... somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married...somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home...somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her... somebody isn't a mother.

Pass this along to all the 'mothers' in your life and to everyone who ever had a mother. This isn't just about being a mother; it's about appreciating the people in your life while you have them...no matter who that person is.

Some thoughts from the mind of Annie:

I don't dance, I just flop around happily...

AAH! Crap! As I was typing I looked over in a magazine and saw a zoomed in picture of a cockroach, not fun!

I forget.

MY LAPTOP WILL EAT YOU ALL!! HA HA HA HA! (his name is Larry)

Does it bother anyone that I stalk random guys for entertainment?

Thank you for paying attention to my small existence, I'll be sure to mention you when I'm supreme dictator of Venus.

When people tell me I have problems, I feel it's only proper to correct them, I have ISSUES, not problems.

Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get me...

No, I'm not emo, I'm just trying to hide my acne-covered face with my bangs.

Safety first. ~grabs hammer and pounds quote into ground~ HAHA! I FLIRT WITH DEATH!

Oblivious... What does that mean?

She turned me into a newt!

HA!

:¨·.·¨:
·. JASPER

:¨·.·¨:
·. EDWARD

:¨·.·¨:
·. EMMETT

:¨·.·¨:
·. CARSLIE

:¨·.·¨:
·. BELLA

:¨·.·¨:
·. ALICE

:¨·.·¨:
·. ROSALIE

:¨·.·¨:
·. ESME

A True Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Sorry, I am a sucker for reposts : )


You know you live in 2008 when...

accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

think about how stupid you are for reading this list.

were too busy to notice number five.

actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12.And your laughing at your stupidity.

13.Put this in your pro if you fell for know you did.

And I actually did everything on the list!


My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.

I press my self againts the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again

O please God have mercy, O please let it end! And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles. Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany

I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me and you can help, sicknes me top the soul,

If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected by this Poem, and because you are effected do something about it! Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

i cried when i read these


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There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!

if you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

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And if you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room than copy and paste this in your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned out and stood up. He then said,

"Listen sir...when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black.

But you, sir, when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you're in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away..

.Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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if you think youd die if you didnt have a computer copy and paste this in your profile

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If you think that animals are to look at and not to eat, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

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If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Heck, I have 9 best friends, and we're ALL insane!!)

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.
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If you have ever said "Stop talking to yourself" out loud TO YOURSELF, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know why the rum is gone, copy and paste this into your profile.

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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If you could read that, paste it in your profile :D

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

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If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" copy this into your profile

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If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you are in the cinema and start dancing, headbanging, playing air guitar and running up and down the stairs at the credits, ignoring the evil glares from the couple in the corner trying to have a romantic moment. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet


Favourite Quotes

"Did you just stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?" -Mike Newton, Twilight

"Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"Hasn't anyone ever told you? Life isn't fair." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"You think I lifted a van off you?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"But I'm tired of trying to stay away from you, Bella." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"I may not give you back, though." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"It's healthy to ditch class now and then." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"My mom always says I was born thirty-five years old and that I get more middle-aged every year." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"Do you think that I could be scary?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"There are no secrets in Forks." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"Try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"Do you like scary stories?" -Jacob Black, Twilight

"Just prattle about something unimportant until I calm down." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"Do I dazzle you?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"Only you could get into trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statictics for a decade, you know." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're the freak." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"It doesn't matter to me what you are." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"We call ourselves vegetarians, our little inside joke." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"I fall down a lot when I run." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"If someone dared you to eat dirt, you could, couldn't you?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"Do you truly believe that you care for me more than I do for you?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"I'm absolutely ordinary- well, except for bad things like all the near-death experiences and being so clumsy that I'm almost disabled." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?" -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"He looks at you like... like you're something to eat." -Mike Newton, Twilight

"Without the dark, we'd never see the stars." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"He knows I've been meaning to do the laundry. Maybe he'll think I fell in the washer." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"You're not like anyone I've ever known. You fascinate me." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"This truck is old enough to be your car's grandfather- have some respect." -Bella Swan, Twilight

"BIG PEOPLE STINK!!" -Dwarf, Bedtime Stories

"Evaporate, tall person!" -Sharpay Evans, High School Musical

"This is like Santa's workshop! ...Except it smells of mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me." -Buddy, Elf

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that, children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

"We have so much to be thankful for. Would you care for a sherbert lemon?" -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Ah, shut up, Dursley, yeh great prune." -Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Crikey, I'd like a dragon." -Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"I don't know how the Muggles manage without magic." -Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"The wand chooses the wizard, remember..." -Ollivander, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?" -Vernon Dursley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Now, you two- this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've- you've blown up a toilet or..." -Molly Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat." -George Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Do they? What, they don't move at all? Weird!" -Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"I think I can tell who the wrong sort are for myself, thanks." -Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Mad? He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?" -Percy Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Nearly headless? How can you be nearly headless?" -Seamus Finnigan, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Great-uncle Algie came round for tea and he was hanging me out of an upstairs window by my ankles when my great-auntie Enid offered him a meringue and he accidentally let me go." -Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"And finally, I must tell you that this year, the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a very painful death." -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Oooooooh! Ickle firsties! What fun!" -Peeves, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"GOT YOUR CONK!" -Peeves, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Another Weasley, eh? I spent half me life chasin' yer twin brothers away from the Forest." -Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"No Crabbe and Goyle up here to save your neck, Malfoy." -Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"You're a lot braver now you're back on the ground and you've got your little friends with you." -Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Well, a second's there to take over if you die." -Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Don't you care about Gryffindor, do you only care about yourselves, I don't want Slytherin to win the House Cup and you'll lose all the points I got from Professor McGonagall for knowing about Switching Spells." -Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"If either of you get us caught, I'll never rest until I've learnt that Curse of the Bogies Quirrell told us about and used it on you." -Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Wandering around at midnight, ickle firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty naughty, you'll get caughty." -Peeves, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"We could have all been killed- or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Er- have the bludgers ever killed anyone?" -Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Don't worry, the Weasleys are more than a match for the Bludgers- I mean, they're more like a pair of human Bludgers themselves." -Oliver Wood, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid- we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair." -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"When two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..." -Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


I'm going to skip away to the magical land of the fairies now. Congratulations to all who read every bit of my profile (especially the hate list.) You are loved :D

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


"How rude!" Stephanie Tanner, from Full House

If you are a Book Worm like me paste this into your profile. :)

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories paste this into your profile.

If you are the tyoe pf perosn who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. spotlover

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Queen of Atlantis, Sierra the Valiant,spotlover

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile


1 Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? japan

2. Find a book. Turn to page 41, line 13, word 2. cool

3. What can you hear right now? you cant take newsies

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. my cat

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? tyra banks

6. Type your name with your elbow. spotlover

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.jucebox

8. If you could be anybody from Narnia, who would you be? the white witch or aslan

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? my story for fanfiction

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? jourocs cool


--My best friend is insane. If you agree,or if you have an insane friend,copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

-90 percent of teens have drunk or been around alcohol. Put this in your profile if you like bagels.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason,copy and paste this into your profile.

-92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

-If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation,copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think that those STUPID kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person who gets really excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy this.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this,too.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this.

If you ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste.(THis one always happens to me)

If for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this, please.( OMG, this happens all the time..then I get the strange looks. xD)

If you haven't died yet, well guess what? copy and paste this in your profile. (Well, I'm actually a time traveler from the stone age and have seen everything,but ya know : )


You know you live in 2007 when...

accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

think about how stupid you are for reading this list.

were too busy to notice number five.

actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12.And your laughing at your stupidity.

13.Put this in your pro if you fell for know you did.

And I actually did everything on the list!


"There you go with the 'uh's again," Maria snapped, then lowered her voice. "'Uh, uh'."

"'Look at me, I'm annoying!'" Spot shot back in a high pitched voice. ~This is from Everything You've done Wrong


7.

Race paused for a second. "Guys? Do we even have a name?"

There was a long silence.

"Oh my GOD, are we for real?" Blink groaned and fell backwards on the couch. "We don't have a freaking NAME."

"It shouldn't be too hard." Itey shrugged his shoulders. "You know, something that maybe describes all of us."

"Blink Eyed Mexican Crackaddicts," Dutchy grinned. Race laughed.~another from everything you've done wrong


Advice for Newsies Fans: -

1. When buying a newspaper, do not expect to only pay “a penny a pape”.

2. Do not get excited about books or movies with names like “See Spot Run” or “The Kelly Gang”. They are not what you are thinking they are.

3. When reciting reports in history class, be sure to enunciate the word “ambassador” correctly, so you don’t offend.

4. Do not be afraid to wear out your VHS tape. Newsies can now be owned on DVD.

5. Know that “newsboy hats”, a.k.a. “Brooklyn hats” are in style. People who wear these should not be assumed Newsies fans.

6. When your friend or family member pulls out a garden house and threatens to ‘soak ya’, know that he is not threatening you with bodily harm. Just with water.

7. When going to see Batman Begins, do not yell anything about Jack Kelly being in the movie. You will be shunned, corrected, or looked upon with confusion.

8. Know that it is not a legitimate excuse when you beat up someone to say “I soaked ‘em for Crutchy”. People nowadays will not find it acceptable. You will most likely be facing negative consequences.

9. Resist the urge when you go across any type of bridge to hang over the edge and yell. This action is unusual and considered bothersome in today’s culture.

10. Just because a person is from New York, doesn’t mean they have to be from ‘Spot’s group’ or ‘Jack’s group’, or any other gang. In fact, newsies no longer exist. In New York, newspapers are now usually sold from little stands. So don’t even ask, and save yourself a lot of embarrassment.
Note: Do not call any of these stand newspaper sellers “dirty rotten scabbers”, or threaten to murder them. You could be arrested.

11. It’s good to know about child labor disputes from the turn-of-the-century. Bad to say you learned it all from watching Newsies.

12. When you are terribly bored, recite the script in your head. See if you can make it through the entire film.
Note: If you must recite aloud, it’s probably best to do this in a private place.

13. If your parents ask where you would like to go on vacation, do not say Santa Fe, New Mexico. You have to first consider that Western Jim won’t be there.

14. Know that they will never make a Newsies sequel. Accept that. The actors are all grown up now, or passed away. Note: Yes, those boys in the movie are actors. You will have to accept that too.

15. It’s okay to forget a line from King of New York every once in a while. You are only human. It happens. Just go watch the movie again, and all will quickly be well for you.

16. If you get your picture in the paper, don’t automatically assume you are famous, or can now get anything you desire. That’s not the way it works.

17. It’s not a sin for others to forget a line from King of New York. Do not have a hissy fit. After all, you sometimes do it too.

18. Come to terms with the fact you cannot own any of the newsboys. Go on eBay and buy the movie. If you already have the movie, buy some merchandise.

19. If you’re just not getting the fix you used to from the movie, buy the soundtrack. You’ll be dancing again in no time.

20. When you spy someone around you reading a newspaper, do not try to shove him aside and demand to know where your name or picture is. More than likely it is not there.

21. Do not buy an extra DVD as a backup in case something happens to the first. One is enough, I assure you.

22. It’s okay to faint during the infamous pelvic thrust in the song Carryin’ the Banner. It’s happened to many others before you, so take comfort in the fact you are not alone.
Note: This also applies to the infamous ‘Hair-in-Face-Spot Gate-Opening scene, Jack and Sara Make-Out Session scene, and the ‘Nevah Feah, Brooklyn Is Heah’ scene.

23. When in an overwhelming fight, don’t count on any gang, particularly those of Brooklyn, hopping in to save you.

24. When awoken in the mornings by a loved one, do not follow Jack’s example and slap them and call them ‘mad’. They will not laugh.

25. When in a store of any kind, and a person asks how they may help you, try to refrain from telling them “Don’t rush me, I’m prusing the moichendise.” You might be considered rude. They are not trying to get you out of their way so they might serve their next costumer. They just want to offer you assistance.

26. And finally… If a friend asks you for advice, do not refer him/her to this list unless he/she is indeed, a Newsies fan at the end of their rope with today’s un-Newsies-friendly culture.


Here are some of my wishes

~That I could live in New York

~That I could be in a movie

~That I could become at famous singer

You should check out stories by Huffle-Bibbin. I love her stories and I gaurentee you will love em too!!

Also if you love a good suspense exciting story, Check out Aris1013's Spot's Story and Skarsgaard's Cobra. They are long and great. I love reading them.


Quotes?

Racetrack: In 1899, the streets of New York City echoed with the voices of newsies, peddling the papers of Joseph Pulitzer, William Randalph Hearst, and other giants of the newspaper world. On every corner you saw them carrying the banner. Bringing you the news for a penny a pape. Poor orphans and runaways, the newsies were a ragged army without a leader, until one day all that changed

Spot Conlon: Your honor, I object.
Judge Monahan: On what grounds?
Spot Conlon: On the grounds of Brooklyn, your honor

Spot Conlon: It ain't what they say, its what we say, and nobody ain't gonna listen to us unless we make 'em!

Victor Hugo: He is asleep. Though his mettle was sorely tried. He lived and when he lost his angel, died. It happened on its own , the way night comes when day is done.


If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

Blue Eyes
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka KCK NINJAS)) when necessary.

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell
them how you felt?

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life,
you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how
close you are,

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,
and tell new friends
you never will

Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have
NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this post and take comfort in knowing
somebody out there cares about you and always will.


In times of trouble,
In times of need,

If you are feeling SAD,

You can count on me.
I will give you a wink,

Until you smile,

give you a hug,

And stand by your side.

I'll be there for you till the end, I'll always and forever, be your friend!

It's true, sometimes we forget to tell our special people that we love them

Friendship is like a beautiful flower to cherish forever in your heart.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm a FUIGER SKATER so I MUST NEVER eat, and have no friends, because everyone's cometition
I'm a FUIGER SKATER so I MUST be stuck up, and popular
I am(or used to be) a girl baseball player, so I MUST be a major tomboy, or just be extreamly strange.
My parents never got married, so I MUST be extreamly screwed up, or be a whore
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't (i wont) hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE. I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it



26 Things That A
Perfect Guy Would Do 1.. Know how to make you smile wh en you are down . 2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always
notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .
4. Give you the remote control during the game . 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you . 6. Play with your hair . 7. His hands always find yours . 8. Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages . 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork . 11. Never run out of love . 12. Be funny , but know how to be serious . 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious . 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smi le a lot . 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see y ou for 1 . 21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart
from each others company, even when his friends are
watching. 22. Sing , even if he can't. 23. Have a creative sense of humor . 24. Stare at you. 25. Call for no reason . 26.. Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it. Now Make a wish!!~~AND MAKE IT A GOOD ONE!! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 st op!!


am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (but kinda want's one), and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Sierra the Valiant, spotlover


In October 1998, a twenty-one-year-old student at the University of Wyoming was kidnapped, severely beaten and left to die, tied to a fence in the middle of the prairie outside Laramie, Wyoming. His bloody, bruised and battered body was not discovered until the next day, and he died several days later in an area hospital. His name was Matthew Shepard, and he was the victim of this assault because he was gay.


If you like the Jonas Brothers but aren't obsessed, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.


It's a four letter name for a gentlemen. But if you go to a mere dictionary, it means something. From Roman it means 'humble', but to others the word means 'handsome'. But to most of us, he's Kevin. But when you stand in the crowd of a Jonas Brothers Concert, who is everyone screaming for? Joe and Nick. But what about the other one? Who plays his heart out, and breaks a sweat to bring that amazing guitar skill to the stage? Oh you're talking about Nick! No. Nick does play, but who does it for 2 hours straight only stopping for a intermission between the songs. From 2005 to now, there's been one guy who stands on stage, in the back, on the left. Oh you mean Garbo! No, not at all, not even Garbo himself can take his place. It's Kevin. Paul Kevin Jonas II, the hazel eyed brown curly haired boy, who is famous for his love for guitar and the band. Everyone sees him, but no one knows him. Going to city to city, who is your favorite? When you say "I support the Jonas Brothers", does that include the oldest? The 20 year old, hasn't had it easy. "Oh he's gay! Why do you like him? Joe is SO sexy! Nick is so hot!" What does that say to you? True fan right? Not at all. He has something so real. Nick is indeed a hero. But the ones who do love Kevin, have been known to have fallen for his charm, and irrestible looks. What was the last thing you have said about Kevin? He's SO hot? He's SO ugly! His chesthair needs to be shaved! His sideburns are really tacky! What does that make you think of that person? She has a favorite. Why bring him down? Joe isn't the only one who has fallen onstage. Kevin has too. Think about spinning, while playing guitar, and trying to master the spin in front of millions. Sure, he is the oldest, okay he's rarely sings loud in a song, his heart is pure gold. What makes him different? He's Paul Kevin Jonas II. When watching videos, do you laugh at Joe and Nick's jokes, and when Kevin speaks you ignore it? Can you tell a jb fan right now his favorite color is green? or he loves butterfingers? or is THE starbucks fanatic? Stop the hate. If you were teased because of your looks would you hate it? He's pushed and shoved in interviews, as the older brother, djs can tease. would you hate that? if you people THOUGHT you were the first to try drugs? the first to have sex? the first to lose your purity? Think about it. Step into Kevin's shoes for a minute. Waking up at 4 a.m to head to a brand new city on the tour. Walking out of the tour bus, with thousands and thousands of fans standing there. "I LOVE YOU JOE!" "I LOVE YOU NICK!" "OH MY GOD!" But Kevin just smiles, and waves. He's being ignored. Well maybe it won't be bad. He gets dressed in his dressing room. Hears thousands of screaming girls. Steps up on the stage, and smiles. Begins the introduction of a song. Then the lights hit them, and then hits the audience What does he see? Nick and Joe lover signs. How would you feel. He's does alot. He's dragged down, but what does he do? Quit being a Jonas brother? NO! He loves us, and when that Say now text comes in, and all you hear is him. Think about it, he's taking his time to say hello, and he loves us. He taught me what love is, and how romantic boys should be. He is beautiful to me. There's something inside of him, that shines through him, and when I see him, I can't help but love. He's amazing in my eyes. When I sit infront of him, in a crowd at a concert, I looked him in the eyes, and smiled. Because he is so beautiful to me copy and paste if you agree with this.


In the end, it doesn't matter how many breaths you take, but how many moments took your breath away."

-Anonymous

Reality is someone else's idea of how life should be."

-Jon Shanahan

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage.

Quotes:

"It's hard to wait around for something that you know might not come, but it's even harder to give up when you know it's all you ever wanted"- Unknown

"When one of your dreams come true, you begin to look at the others more carefully."-Unknown

"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."-Unknown

"Girl's are like phones. We love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected."-Unknown

"Never give up if you still want to try, never wipe your tears if you still want to cry, never settle for the answer if you still want to know, never say you don't like him if you can't let him go."-Unknown

"Boy-Stop Falling! Girl-I was trying to see if you would catch me but I guess you won't."-Unknown

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."-Ingrid Bergman


95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, SilverFlameoftheWindScar, Silver-WindScar, Cloverleef, Dark Eco Angel, bumletsgirl, dazzy-dreamer, spotlover. raye, snake-eyes.


If today some one put a gun up to your head and asked if you were a christian you'ld say yes add this to your profile.

As we grow up, we learn that even

one person that wasn't supposed to ever

let you down probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably

more than once and it's harder every time.

You'll break hearts too. So remember how

it felt when yours was broken.

You'll fight with your best friend.

You'll blame a new love for

things an old one did.

You'll cry because time is passing too fast,

and you'll eventually lose some you love.

So take too many pictures

Laugh too Much

and love like you never hurt!

because every sixty seconds you

spend upset is a minute of happiness

you'll never get back...


MY super duper reasons to love me

1) i am funny

2) i am loud

3) i watch movies i don't like with my friends just to make fun of them (the movies)

4) i am blond (sometimes.)

5)i am a happy person (unless you wake me up)

6) i read a lot (i have read Shakespeare and understood it)

7) i am SUPER fun to play sports with (unless your on the other team...)

8) i don't let people mess with my friends

9) i live by my computer (it has music, internet, movies, all my folders...)

10)i am MEEE!!


1)people in general who are nasty to others

2)mary sues

3) over dependent people (i don't like clingy peopel

4) being sick

my loves

sports

writing

reading

Shakespeare

cookies

food

friends


If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is obvious copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you love you some randomness, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. Aye!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever slapped a person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like claymation movies copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your mother constantly tells you that she's starting to worry about your mental health, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile


95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, SilverFlameoftheWindScar, Silver-WindScar, Cloverleef, Dark Eco Angel, bumletsgirl,Skitterysgoil,Swirly95, Royal Shadow1, raye, snake-eyes, spotlover, isis, racelover, mushlover, blinklover

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Weird Lables

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

if you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

If you are a Book Worm like me paste this into your profile. :)

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Queen of Atlantis, Sierra the Valiant,spotlover, VampireGoil

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this.

If you ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste.

If for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this, please

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM

if you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of edward anthony masen cullen, copy this into you're profile.

if you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the cullens, but you dont really care because even thought admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you dont want to heal, add this to you're profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Isabell the Looser, -only-real-men-sparkle- , xxSizzlingBabexx, VampireGoil, spotlover, blinklover, racelover, snake-eyes, spracelover, blushlover, mushlover,raye

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into on it to make it even longer

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you actually post your stories as 'complete' when you finish them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the government should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. BUT... If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more fictional boyfriends than real boyfriends, put this in your profile.profile.

If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile..

If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Come to the dark side...we have cookies...and icecream...spoons included

Lol out loud!!

Live life, rock hard, and be abnormal!!

"Never say I love you

If you don't really care

Never talk about feelings

If they aren't really there

Never hold my hand

If you are gonna break my heart

Never say you are going to

If you don't plan to start

Never look into my eyes

If all you do is lie

Never say hi

If you really mean goodbye

If you really mean forever

Then say you will try

Never say forever

Cuz forever makes me cry..."

"Someday everything

Will all make perfect

Sense. So for now,

Laugh at the

Confusion, smile

Through the tears, and

Keep reminding

Yourself that

Everything happens

For a reason."

It takes 3 seconds

To say I love you,

Three Hours

To explain it

& a lifetime

to prove it

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, Aviation, Kataravatar, BatenKaitosAngel, Bloody Sword Alchemist, KawaiiMuffin, ShikaTema4ever, Mindfreak777, spotlover, blinklover, mushlover, racelover,jacklover, davelover, leslover, duchylover

If you have said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites put this on your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname title or anything else for each other, put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you like sitting on top of things because your vertically challenged copy and paste this into your profile!

sry its so long

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile

If you were choking on a peice of lettuce and you're cousin merely watched and laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If a glass door has spontaneously appeared out of nowhere... copy and paste this into your profile

If you've tripped over a twig, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't live in this universe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been terrorized by a chicken, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been terrorized by a chicken, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.If you ever read a moronic story, enjoyed it, and ran off to write your own, copy this to your profile and add your name to this list. AnimeKittyCafe, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, Chibi-Shika-Ino, Shikatema4ever, Mindfreak777

Fav. Quotes:

"You're burning a hole in my face!"- -Cheaper By The Dozen 2

"Dude!"

"Something's always nothing, and nothing's always something"

"Love is the closest thing we have to magic."

"I'm not SMART, I'm S-M-R-T!!"

"You suck and that's sad"; (

"You're something beautiful, a contridiction"- - Kevin (wow)

"That was so funny, I forgot to laugh"

"Oh no!!The normal people are comming, run!!"

"Excuse me while i go find a container for all my joy..."

"I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here"

"Normal people scare me"

"Sanity is optional"

"Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it"

"Let me show how much I really care...ok, I'm done"

"The voices in my head told me that they don't like you"

"Wish for yesterday, live today, and hope for tomorrow"-- me

"How can you say the sky is the limit when there are foot prints on the moon?"

"If you touch me one more time, I swear I will punch you in the face"

"Screw you"

"Don't be jealous that you can't be me"

"I heart you like dead kitties"

"I be tripping!"-- Chinchilla/Jonathon

"If you hate cookies, f you! I luv 'em!" --Jenny

"Curiosity killed the cat...but for a while I was the suspect"

" If you call that being smart, then I'm really scared to see what you think being dumb is..."

" Man made booze, God made weed...who do you trust?"

" It's all good"

"You're wrong for thinking I'm wrong, so you're wrong twice"

"Ya know why you should never ass u me? Because you make an ass out of u and me !"

"Just because I smile, doesn't mean I'm happy, 'cause it takes one smile to hide a million tears."

Random:

"And Jesus said to his deciples, "Put down the drugs and come get a hug."

Likes:

The Criss Angel (Mind Freak) show, Writing poems, Drawing, Talking to ppl on the computer, Hanging out with friends, Going to Hot Topic and Spencers in the mall, Watching scary movies in the dark, Listening to music, Being random, Whoever created the wonderful genres of hard rock rock and metal, and many other things that I can't think of at the moment.

Dislikes:

Preppy people who think they're better than everyonelse, Homework, Two-faced people, The annoying 5 year olds that think everything is so damn funny, The voice inside your head telling you that you're guilty, People who care about what other people think of them, People who change their personality just to fit in, Popular people, Spoiled little brats, people who have no manners, People that look like toothpicks and make fun of other people for being "overweight", Movies that have a really good begginning and a crapy ending, People that think love has a gender and this list could never end, but I'd really rather not go on.


1. You can remember saying, "Talk to the hand!"
2. Your best comeback was, "I know you are, but what am I?"
3. You can finish this song... "In West Philidelphia, born and raised..."
4. You've ever finished a sentence with Psyche!
5. You can remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
6. You remember reading "Goosebumps"
7. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
8. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
9. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"...with a tape recorder held up to the radio loL!!
10. Captain Planet.
11. You remember when super nintendo's became popular.
12. You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
13. "I've fallen and I can't get up"
14. "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show
15. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
16. Writing M.A.S.H. notes.
17. You watched the original Ninja Turtles
18. You know the Macarena by heart
19. You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
20. If you played or have Nintendo 64.
21. If you know "Ice Ice baby" and "Can't touch this".
22. If you thought there was no way Michael Jackson could get any weirder!
23. Michale Jordan was playing baseball. Then Spacejam.
24. You knew that Backstreet Boys started the boy band craze!
25. the pharse "finder keepers, losers weepers"
26. You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
27. bill-nye the science guy.
28. DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAT??
29. when cops and robbers was a daily activity.
30. when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
31. when we used to obey our parents
32. when everyhting was settled by: rock paper scissors, bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, ordaddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
33. You remember watching: The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
34. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
35. You remember Ring Pops.
36. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
37. When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
38. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
39. And Windows 95 was the best.
40. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
41. Michael Jordan was a king.
42. You sang I Just Can't Wait To Be King and Hakuna Matata in kindergarten
43. You can tell about the life story of Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, or Star Fox


That's funny... that all describes me...

Patrick: "You know, you're not as vile as you think you are..."

Cat: "And you're not as bad-ass as you think you are!!"

--(10 Things I Hate About You)


If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading the Twilight series (or didn't sleep at all!), copy and paste this onto your profile.


Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. wait for the guy who kisses you on the forehead, who wants to show you off to all of his friends even when you're in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the for the one who is constantly reminding you how much he cares for you and how lucky he is to have you, wait for the one who turns to his guys and says "thats her"


Also...if I have taken something from your page and you don't like that I have...shout at me!!

I'm a spaz, and I spill/trip over many, many things.

My sarcasm can get me in trouble sometimes.

Copy machines hate me.

Sometimes, I hide when I know I shouldn't.

I like it better when the skies are colorful (sunsets, sunrises) rather than just blue, or just black.

I sing like I breathe.

I'm pretty cool. But I'm also not. It really depends.

People tell me I overanalyze.

Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost...

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are frequently compared to a squirrel, hyper and nuts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like waffles, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teens do drugs, smoke, and have sex. Copy and paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

I'm the girl that'll drink 3 raw eggs or gargle with sweet chili sauce for a dare.

I am very violent

I can control my violentness

Despite what people think I would go out with any guy who asked me, they just have to ask me properly

My favorite flower is a black rose (Wow, I never noticed, that sounds super emo)

I'm not emo

I am a sucker for romance... but I laugh at it a lot

the most romantic way I've been asked out was... I'll tell you when the guys at my school stop getting their friends to ask me for them

I am the worst speller in existance, I could not write without spell check

When I'm trying to go to sleep I start to randomly have a laughing fit and saying I'm so funny

Classical music gives me nightmares

The guys at my school are morons

I love cheese

I am in an acting class

In my acting class we do plays

Some random kid came up to once and asked 'if I was the girl in the teddybear play'

I was

The play was about blowing up a game show

I played a maniac

I love to sing

when I was in grade 1-3 I obsessed with pok'e'mon

I watched it so much I still remember the theme song for pok'e'mon advanced

It goes 'I came from palet town
with a whole new world to see
I don't know whats ahead
but it wont get the best of me
there's so much to learn
in battles 2 and 1
I've already been so far
but still there's always more to come
Take a step and I'm on my way
wanna start all over again
I wanna be a hero
pok'e'mon advanced (I'm on my way)
I wanna be a hero
give it just one chance
and the future will then decide
if there's a hero buried deep inside
I wanna be a hero
Pok'e'mon

In fact Jessie and James were the first couple I ever shipped

Ash and Misty were the second

I still like the Pok'e'mon games

I'm very suprised you read this far!

Congrats! You have no life!

Nor do I


To join the COL (chuckle out loud) revoltion, paste this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol. Paste this if you like muffins.

I do not suffer from Insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile


I'm terrible at updating, so, be pateint.

"Never say goodbye, because 'goodbye' means going away and 'going away' means forgetting everything that meant something."
-Peter Pan

ok this is probably like really sad but i just read the 7 harry potter book for the 7th time. and i'm just fuigering out that harry and voldemort (omg i said the name. deth eaters r going to come after me ahhhhh) are related.

uotes

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon.

The thing that makes letting go of a crush so hard, is the fear that the moment you let go they'll catch on

To the world, you are just one person - yet to one person, you are the world.

Do not fear the darkness, only what it hides.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.

Get Sorted Now!

Pairings I love!

1.Lily/James

2.Sirius/Remus

3.Albus S P./ Scorpius

4.Harry/Draco

5. Percy W./Oliver W.

6.Teddy /James S. P.

7.Angelina/Fred

8.Hermionie/Ron

9.Snape/Regulas (only on rare occassions)

10.Harry/Ginny (only in the books)

11. hermionie/draco

Pairings I despise!

1.James potter or Lily evens potter with anyone else, there meant for each other!

2.Remus/Tonks(nothing against Tonks I just grew to where I just don't like it anymore. Remus and Sirius are so much cuter)

/scorpious

4.Ginny/Draco

5.Ginny/Fleur

6.Fred/George(Okay on occasions I guess)

7. Minerva/Snape

8.Harry/Hermione

9.Harry/Ron

10. Minerva/ Albus

11.Draco/Ron

12. minerva harry yes people have done that

Insanity is merely a state of mind

sanity is very much overrated

A man is no fool who gives up something he can't keep to gain something he cannot loose.

The devil's greatest trick, was convincing the world he didn't exist.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine your definition of success

Sometimes I think that the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there somewhere is that it hasn't tried to contact us.

There will be two dates on your tombstone, born and died, but all that's going to matter is the little dash in between

It is better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr Seuss

Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught.

Run like you stole something

XOXOXOXOXO

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

An okay friend calls you in jail. A good friend visits you in jail. But only a best friend is sitting on the bench next to you saying, “Man we should’ve run faster!”


I Asked God

I asked God to take away my bad habit.

God said, "No.

It is not for me to take away,

but for you to give it up."

I asked God to make my handicapped cousin whole.

God said, "No.

His spirit is whole;

his body is only temporary."

I asked God to grant me patience.

God said, "No.

Patience is a byproduct of tribulations.

It isn't granted;

it is learned."

I asked God to give me happiness.

God said, "No.

I give you blessings.

Hapiness is up to you."

I asked God to spare me pain.

God said, "No.

Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares

and brings you closer to me."

I asked God to make my spirit grow.

God said, "No.

You must grow on your own,

but I will prune you to make you fruitful."

I asked God for all things

so that I might enjoy life.

God said, "No.

I will give you life

so you may enjoy all things."

I asked God to help me love others

as much as He loves me.

God said, "Ahh, finally, you have the idea."

Candidate for a Pullet Surprise(Often called "An Owed to the Spelling Checker")

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to bee a joule
The checker poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Be fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of none eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware for pea seas,
And why I brake in two averse
By righting wants too pleas.


girls who don't relise things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

(I'm sorry sean I've treated you like shit and it took a stupid poem on the internet to realize it. And i really am sorry that you'll never be more than a friend to me oh and i am aware that this makes me sound like a total weirdo but i have to write it coz i feel bad and you always say its ok even though i know its not )

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Mangafreak1310, zimeatspotatoes, I'll Be Your Lie, Lady Sakura of the Fated, just a kid 1993

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!), puddingcup (Spock, L Lawliet, Horatio Caine, Stewie Griffin) just-a-kid-1993 (L Lawlite, Howl, Peter Pan .

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, ReNzY,I'll Be Your Lie, Lady Sakura of the Fated, just a kid 1993

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented. Lambchop's song never ended. the old dollar bills.
You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls You had to read Weekly Reader's in class. If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

highlight the things YOU remember

(I'm not even American and i remember doing more than half of that stuff i guess the world really is a small place..)

do solemnly swear to review all the fics i read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

Paradoxes of the English Language

There's no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England, or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, and two geese. So one moose, and two meese, and one index, and two indices?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? That you comb through the annals of history but not a single annal?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?

Have you ever run into someone who was discombobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).

That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

While there is no "i' present in "team", both "i" and "me" make an appearance in "media."


the's r random conversations between me and my friends.

me: ari, ari, ari, ari, ari, ari.

ariana: WHAT!!

me: ari, ari, ari, ari, ari, ari, ari, ari, ari, arI

ARIANA: ARIANA: WAT DO YOU WANT RAYE

ME: nuthin.

ari: than y do u keep saying my name.

me: idk my bff jill

ari: STOP SAYING THAT

me: don't get your knickers in a twist

ari: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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me (running up to katlyn, kerrie, bella, megs, ashley, and katie)(jumps on ashley's shoulders):boooooooooooooooooooooo

other girls:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wtf raye. wat wuz that.

me: lolz(runs eway)

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me: stop. plz. ur killing me. u really can't sing! dylan stop singing that song. r u searious. ur not even singing some of it right

dylan: Ari's eyes are like a jungle
she smiles, it's like the radio
she whispers songs into my window
In words that nobody knows

There's pretty boys on every corner
That watch her as she's walking home
Saying, does she know
Will you ever know?

You're beautiful, every little piece, love
Don't you know, you're really gonna be someone
Ask anyone

And when you find everything you looked for
I hope your life leads you back to my door
Oh, but if it don't, stay beautiful

ari finds another way to be
The highlight of my day
I'm taking pictures with my mind
So I can save 'em for a rainy day

It's hard to make a conversation
When she's taking my breath away
I should say
'Hey, by the way'

You're beautiful, every little piece, love
Don't you know, you're really gonna be someone
Ask anyone

And when you find everything you looked for
I hope your life leads you back to my door
Oh, but if it don't, stay beautiful

If you and I are a story
That never gets told
If what you are is a daydream
I'll never get to hold, at least you'll know

You're beautiful, every little piece, love
Don't you know, you're really gonna be someone
Ask anyone

And when you find everything you looked for
I hope your life leads you back to my front door
Oh, but if it don't

Will you stay beautiful
A beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful
A beautiful, beautiful?

Oh, but if it don't
Stay beautiful
Stay beautiful

me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dylan: what

me: u... don't... sing... tayler swift

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andrew: uhhhhh? raye what are you doing

me: what do you think i'm doing.

andrew: i think that your being a compleat idiot.

me: and i thought that you where a good boyfriend why??

andrew: hey i'm a good boyfriend

me: than why would i do this (slaps andrew and runs away)

andrew: (just stares) raye are you searious.

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phone:ring. ring. ring.

lexy: get the stupid phone klaudia

me: no. i have to wait for it to ring 4 times like that

lexy: why

me: so people will think i'm important

phone: ring. ring. ring

lexy: get the freakin phone

me:no(said childishley) 3 more times

phone: ring, ring, ring,

lexy: ahhhh, raye just answer the damn phone

me: hell no lexia

phone: ring, ring, ring,

lexy : i'm not waiting any more

me: nooooooooooo

phone: ring, ring, ring, ring

lexy: (reaches 4 phone)

me: (grabs phone) (said in strange accent) 'ello dis is rayanne's secretary

adrew:(said searously) raye i kno it's you

me: (still in werid accent) dis is not 'er. she is in a meeting at de moment goodbye andrew.

andrew:ra-

me: (hangs up phone)

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andrew: (runs up to raye) what was that phone call about. i knew it wuz u

me: soooooooooooooooooooo idrc.

andrew: raye be searious, stop talkin' in text.

me: but it's so much fun.

andrew: raye, the point in that i knew that it was you.

me: no ya didn't!!

andrew: raye wat r u talkin' 'bout.

me: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

andrew: what

me: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

andrew: wait what where we talkin' about again.

me: exactly.(laughs eaviley,) thats the point (runs away)

andrew: raye!!

andrew: ah wth she aint conin' back. why do i lik her again.

me: (runs bac) didja miss me.

andrew: nope not really.

me:hey

andrew:well see ya.

me: wait, what, hey


that actuley happened too

ok well thats it. i hope u enjoyed me and my crazy friends

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