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Author has written 3 stories for Life, and General.

My name is Emily.

I think twizzlers taste gross but I eat them to feel socially accepted.

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Just Out of Reach by Kitty Roar reviews
SLASH. If not for the fact that he was obviously some kind of criminal, the prince might have ventured to call the man handsome. But at the moment, Kieran was more wary than attracted. Those green eyes were piercing and arrogant, staring up at him fearlessly. He did not avert his gaze when Kieran looked at him. IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN. BACK UP FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 161,159 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 10/1/2011
Hollywood Townsend's Ultimate Stupid in the Dark by bronsautracks reviews
The bell starts ringing for the end of the day, and just as Leslie steps out, Brock Foster locks eyes with me, and just before he disappears out that door with the love of my life, he does the strangest thing... He winks. slash m/m
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,894 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/21/2009
Jinxing Remy by Lulu the Llama reviews
Remy has issues, sure, but nothing compared to what happens when he becomes known on the streets as the biggest and baddest mofo around, all due to a misunderstanding. So what's he to do when a REAL violent thug comes barging into his life, ready to beat him into slush in order to take his status? SLASH -COMPLETE! (SKoW Winner)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,264 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
The Sudden Visibility of Sound by seventhswan reviews
A year after an accident that left him blind, Caid finally has a plan for Getting On With His Life. Unfortunately for him, he didn't leave room for falling in love with his sister's fiancé, who happens to be his new roommate. M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,534 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012
The Side Effects of Forgetting by seventhswan reviews
Kellan can't remember how he's supposed to act, but he thinks it probably doesn't involve making friends with the lunatic girl-next-door and letting his best friend put his hand down his pants. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,395 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Quietly Famous by feathery-fire reviews
Crispin Attaway has grown up in the limelight thanks to his famous father. He'd like to get some fame of his own with his band, but when the son of his father's biggest rival becomes his roommate everything becomes a lot more complicated. Slash. ON HIATUS.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011
Sleep by Gabriella4549 reviews
Their rhythmic breathing and pretty, pretty smiles mesmerize her. She can't help herself. She just loves to watch them sleep.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011
Thick Skin by LeahxLeah reviews
Luke hates Rueben. He hates how sweet he is, how attractive, how popular, and how he has everything he could ever want. Most of all, he hates that he loves him. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011
Unrequited by All Good Things reviews
It’s tough being a gay guy when the only person you’re in love with is straight and the only person in love with you is a girl. SKoW Nominee.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,153 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Brennett, Vol 1 by The Moron Scribe reviews
Nolan Hayden has decided that the lead in the school musical is a flaming homosexual. His friends think his theory is absurd, so he does the only thing he can to prove them wrong: HE SEDUCES THE LAD! continues in "Brennett, Vol. 2"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Power and Finesse by Kitty Roar reviews
SERIOUSLY. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. THIS STORY IS ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. DON'T EXPECT AN UPDATE. WHY DO YOU KEEP CLICKING ON IT. IT'S NOT EVEN THE FULL STORY. IT'S ONLY PIECES OF EACH CHAPTER. THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE TO READ. STOP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 27,348 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010
Strangeways, Here We Come by chimmi reviews
SLASH. Infatuation is a tricky thing, especially when there’s eleven years separating the two of them. That, and the fact that Jory Kilver is a complete and absolute spaz.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,938 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010
Flailing by iBrandi reviews
The hot new guy at Fitchie's school is possibly plotting evil against her, the quarterback is creeping on her best friend, and everyone is trying to get her to take off her sunglasses for once. Something's got to give, and it's not going to be Fitchie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
You're Not My Type by realize reviews
You rank maybe a 6.450903 on the hotness scale out of 10, and that’s on your good days. Sure, some days I find myself staring into your dull brown eyes a little longer than necessary, but I could get 11s if I tried. So don’t think you’re anything special.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Ol' Blue Eyes by Emedea reviews
“Jeez, you’re such a creeper.” Joey crosses her arms over her chest. “I didn’t know you were following me. What if I came in here to masturbate or something?” Carson shrugs his shoulders. “Hey, you wanna masturbate, go right ahead. I don’t judge.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Swing by ephemeral dance reviews
Josiah takes his place in the grass and watches her. He decides not to look at her thighs until they are fully healed. It'll be quite a shame if they scar.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Complete
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
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Vulnerability
Starting from a young age, we build up psychological defenses to protect ourselves emotionally. However, once we grow older these defenses can stunt our emotional growth, and make it harder for us to "live life to the fullest."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2013
You Color My World reviews
Was I colorblind before we met?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Complete
the ex reviews
We meet at a coffee shop. I don't know why I chose a coffee shop because I hate coffee.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete