Two unusual people result in an equally unusual relationship. rated for language. m/m slash. Currently partially down for editing and/or publishing preparation.

Mason could still vividly remember the hours he'd spent with his father, watching romance movies, talking about mommies and daddies and love and why daddy did the cooking and the cleaning instead of mommy, but actually it should have been a mommy and not a daddy. And then there was Thomas, daddy's best friend. (Slash, gay, m/m.)

*opens computer* — *falls asleep on the keyboard* — *wakes up with headache* — "Oh look, I wrote a haiku."

Sev won't analyze why he wants to spank his teacher. slash mature complete

Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash

"One day, the pianist said hello to the undertaker." Set in the early 1900's, in an average American city. Just a short little tale, with even shorter chapters, about the lonely embalmer and the girl with eyes like midnight and hair like starlight — whose lives can't help but be that short too.

"I've got another piece of shit for you to fix." "I won't fix it. I told Black I'm not doing any work 'til she moves me out of here." "You've been doing that for a week already. No-one's actually noticed the difference." Two guys. One robot. One spaceship. Several disasters waiting to happen.

Ivan has no love for adventure, nor does he have any sort of desire to see and/or experience the world around him. In point of fact, overly long trips of any sort kind of make him want to die, so there is obviously no reason for him to force his best friend on a journey across America with him. Obviously. M/M slash etc

or Cole Jensen's Survival Guide for Temporarily Homeless Street Kids. To not find yourselves in my shoes is quite easy. Just do like this. Rule #1: If you have keys, keep track of them. Rule #2: Try to stay on good terms with the landlord. Rule #3: Don't. Ever. Accept a shower-offer. 'Cause emotional bull-shit is the last thing you want to deal with when in my shoes. Slash.

How sick do you have to be/ To derive joy from someone's misery./ How pathetic do you have to be/ To bring everybody down daily./ And I can guess how lonely you are./ I believe nobody's born as a villain./ You must have changed because of some scar.

A ruined writer makes his last will and testament.

And the many different types and breeds

A Fable about a woman who wished herself thinner.

You're supposed to avoid clichés in order to become a better writer, right? Wrong. Here's why.

Gunnar wakes up in his dorm room on a Friday in April and notices three things in rapid succession. The most pressing is a text message that says "God, my ass hurts. I can't even sit down properly. Cheers to you. Coffee @ 1?" M/M slash.

It's a sales pitch for everyone's favorite element, NA! Old Chemistry assignment that I hope you find as funny as I do. Short Story.

F/F. Georgia's husband is often away, so she is a lonely housewife until one day Jaz, the pizza delivery girl, decides that they are going to be friends. But, the closer they get, the more Georgia's husband and Jaz's family have something to say about it.

It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.

Evan thinks he might be gay. Unfortunately, his only basis for comparison is his big sister’s M-rated online stories. Then he meets Rahas. …Awkward.

Two people engage in what as known as "meaningless sex." Both have troubles in their own lives and go to one another to escape, but the question arises: is it still meaningless? It's not love...but what is it? This play is not recommended for children

Scott is getting out of the kitchen, even if it means leaving Dane behind. M for a lot of language, a little sex, and some minor drug use.

A collection of more Mature gay or 'slashed' fairy tales.

A guide to proper plot bunny care. Including information on housing, history, feeding, breeding, health and training; everything you need to know about writing and caring for plot bunnies.

The Sienna Bistro's private lounge has two reservations, which happen to be held by ex-lovers and their guests. This chance encounter causes the words: "Art," "Love," and "Life" to be used interchangeably, as well as a dinner no one will soon forget.

ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.

Chapter one: In which I kvetch about uncompelling writing. And introduce the words girliphobia and girliphilia. Chapter two: In which I give acgtually good advice about point of view and related issues.

Nicky and Joey one-shot. Nicky is the luckiest evil genius in the world. Joey requires his own jar of peanut butter. Slash. M for explicit sex.

10 minutes left. That smile he gave me. I love him. He loves me. But there are only the ten minutes left. The ten minutes that controlled our lives. Ten minutes to decide. MxM One-shot

Very short one-off dealing with themes of homosexuality and violence. Complete.

Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.

Take the perfect boy, and the imperfect girl and what do you get?

Think you've got a good story but no one's reading them? Here's a list of reasons why.

-slash, oneshot- Jeff should have known that his attraction to hippies would lead him into trouble.

Tired of struggling for literary integrity? Relax! Here's all you need to know about writing slash fic! Oh my god, I am going to get so, so flamed. *grin*

Only a vampire can love you forever, but only if you let it. It's best to stop these things early.

[slash, oneshot] Sometimes Colin wishes he were as bold as his pet.

-Slash, oneshot- Love at the State Fair

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.

ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.

slash They might have loved each other for more than the Green Hall, if only they could.

Demon summoning is serious. The risks are high, and the possibility of reward goes handinhand with that of disaster. It is not for the faint of heart. Yes, demon summoning is a very serious matter. Now, if only the demons saw it that way.

[slash, oneshot] A classic fairy tale. Slashed.

We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.

[Slash, oneshot] A quiet romance between two coworkers.

[oneshot making fun of cliches] I always knew that I loved him. Some may think that love at first sight is impossible, overrated, cliché, and maybe just downright stupid. Well, maybe I am stupid and my life is as cliché as they come. [slash]

When the king gathers all the storytellers of the land, Blue finds himself amongst the ones called. But there are more interesting things in the palace than the stories being told. M/M. Slash. One-shot.

[Kind of Slashy; as in MxM] He puts you high on a pedestal, but you know it's just further to drop when you fall.

Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.