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Name: As far as you know, it's Cloud Saraneth
Age: 13
Gender: Female

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High explosives are applicable where truth and logic have an epic fail moment.
If you haven't saved the world by 14, you just aren't trying hard enough.

"The only sensible way to live life is without rules."
"Don’t tell big lies. Small ones can be just as effective."
"A good listener is usually thinking about something else."
"Follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. "
"Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!"
"Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world!"
"Hold on to the people you love forever, but know when to let them go."
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
"I know that's not very logical, but then again, neither am I."
"I had a life once. Now I have a computer."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Life itself is a game. A game where the stakes and risks are high, a game where everything and anything can be placed on the line at a moment’s notice. Because what sort of game brings the thrill, the rush, without a certain amount of peril being involved?"
"When life hands you lemons, make GRAPE JUICE, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark"
"But he let me push the buttons!"

Stuff about my stories:

Destiny3
Rating: T for violence
Latest Chapter Info: Dead/Hiatus
Author Stat: It's not 3, it's to the third power. Like in math. Sorry, I haven't updated in a long time.
ES:There are 7 gems scattered throughout Luron. One for each Element. Is it just a coincidence that the cities with power gems are getting attacked? Tabbitha, Kylee, and Aaron find out they are a part of a prophecy. How are they supposed to stop the ancient Kaiju, Maluguatu? (mal-YOU-got-TO)

How t survive a deserted island in 10 easy steps
Rating:
K+ to T haven't decided yet
Latest Chapter info:
Chapter cough Step 3 is being written. Updates on review.
Author Stat: I actually don't have anything to say
ES:
Finally, a guide for all your islandic survival needs.

Expect more soon...

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I Love Rant by Bambi Queen of the Off-Black reviews
A load of mockingly serious fuckery. I wouldn't read it. I use excessive language. Today: Bambi returns from the dead with a short note about conspiracy theorists, and why they suck donkey scrotum. Note: Until the inevitable day this is deleted, it will stay here, where it began, and will not be transferred to a blog. Like an annoying, unwanted, foul-mouthed donkey.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 9/29/2009
Alex: White Tiger by PescaDeLaPeach reviews
Darren didn't like Alex. Alex couldn't like Darren because of two secrets. One, she's a girl and Elton Cattrel is for boys. As for the second, she can never tell anyone. If you know Alex's big secret, they'll kill you without a second thought.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,338 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 9/13/2009
V sez, Episode 2: Attack of the Twihards! by V.M.Stone reviews
She's baaa-aack! Everybody's favorite-or at least I hope I am-failslayer returns to comment on and parody Twilight. Be afraid, Twifans. Be very afraid. Everyone else: enjoy the lulz. UPDATE: Seemingly removed yesterday. This is take two.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010
My Immortal Commentary by V.M.Stone reviews
I know this is probably qualifies as a fanfic, but *shrug* c'est la vie. Basically, a few friends of mine and I have gotten into a contest to see who can get all the way through "My Immortal" and write a full commentary. Hope you enjoy, "prepz."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,229 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Getting Sick From Bieber Fever by ItWasOnlyADream reviews
OMG! Tiffani, is, like, totally in love with Justin Bieber. But he doesn't even know who she is! That's a major problem. So Tiffani will stop at nothing to be reunited with the love of her life! Warning: Written by a person who does not like Justin Bieber
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010
Monster by AhoyMatey reviews
He was the 7 year old boy next door that killed his own parents. Well, mom and stepfather. I had always been intrgued with him, never seeing him again after his murder sentence. 20 years later, I want to give this 'Monster' what he never had. Love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,724 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010
Funny Random Sayings by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
This is a list of random sayings I get from God-knows-where that I like.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009
The Random Revelations of Emma Fallwell by French Shark reviews
Name: Emma / Place: Bonfire outside of Motley High School / Time: Quarter to five / *And remember to stay sober* / "Well, I guess you don't take to following instructions very well, do you?" Emma asked, flipping the paper around and showing it to Turvy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010
The Guide to Surviving Bieber Fever by CupcakeJaws reviews
A humorous ten-part guide on how to cure yourself of Bieber Fever. Written in total sarcasm by a Bieber Hater.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
Missing Silence by The Kid From Cyrene reviews
Shut your windows. Lock your doors. Make sure no one is with you while you're reading this. If you're one of us, then you'd better be ready.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010
The World's Richest Lie by Scarlet Tango reviews
I just told the richest man I ever met I'm an heiress, when in truth, I have to come to NY and learn to be a lady so my grandma will still pay for my dad's garage. Then he tells everyone and suddenly every guy wants to marry me, while that bastard watches
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,383 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
The Day Before Tomorrow or The Day After Yesterday by Scarlet927 reviews
The funny, the strange, the sarcascastic, the stupid, and the just-plain weird. I bet you can just picture the awesomness of it now. Take a peek into my mind, if you dare. But be warned, it can get very scary in there. Thoughts, memories, and ideas. Yosh
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009
Driving My Teachers And Lecturers Up The Wall by MidNight The Magnificent reviews
It's insane having yours truly for a student. Here's a little taste of what happens. All incidents have been recorded down in their entirety. Screw the "innocent". Rated T for no-holds barred sexual innuendo.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010
Caged Sparrow by Shieb Lucera reviews
She's anti-social scum, charged for almost every offense out there, and they caught her and tossed her into a cell, believing that to be the last the world would see of her. They had a tendency to underestimate her.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010
Elemental Escape by Scarlet Tango reviews
That's what they do here. They altered children's DNA, allowing them to control Elements and testing them. But I was a mistake, an error. Still, they hadn't gotten rid of me like some mistakes or locked me up like the boy at the end of the hall. Considering re-write, poll in profile!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,697 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Marked Special by Smylealong reviews
Story of a man learning a lesson of life from a boy
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010
What not to write in a Fantasy Story by Wooper reviews
A little blurb about what I have noticed about the cliche plots in fantasy stories. Really, you wouldn't believe how many stories out there that follow this plot. Reviews not neccessary, but nontheless welcomed just to let me know that you understand.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
Titanic by purplehost reviews
The name was a joke. The "unsinkable" ship sank. The "unbreakable" code will break. But only if they catch me. I need help to make sure they don't. Slight problem: I'm paranoid and on the run. Who can I trust? If I don't figure it out soon, I'll be sunk.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010
Freak Institute by G009 reviews
We are not normal. Everyone here possesses something that shuns us from other human beings. Yet however much they loathe us there is no denying that their need of us..."
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010
Simply Me by XForgottenxMemoryX reviews
If you don't like it, why read it? If my attitude puts you off, go away. I don't really care. This is me, and that's all you need to know.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 112 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Rise From The Ashes: OLD by Kobra Kid reviews
Check out the new version on my profile! Any reviews on this will NOT be returned! Thanks!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,842 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010
Ace of Spades by Kobra Kid reviews
I don't remember anything, not even my name. All I remember is waking up in this never ending ocean and struggling for my life. And as soon as I reach land, bounty hunters, thieves and soldiers are after me. Why? I have no idea. But I'm going to find out.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
Depressed Fairy Tales by Leo Damascus reviews
You know how the German version of fairy tales were darker than their English counterparts? Well, I took it a step further... Each chapter is a different fairy tale.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008
The Misadventures of a Gaiboi Fangirl by RokitToMars reviews
Kayden is on a roadtrip to see 'The Band' with her best friend. With gay hitchhikers, marshmallows, a hot band, Starbucks, haunted statues, a girl named Koolaid, epic CD mixes, and making out in Bed, Bath and Beyond, Kayden may just learn to live a little
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010
How to Survive the Oncoming Zombie Apocalypse by Nabootique reviews
GUYS. It's gonna happen, believe me. I'm just making sure that you're prepared for it. Here's your handy guide to preparing for - and surviving! - the imminent and oncoming zombie apocalypse. Rated T for language...R&R :3
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010
Missing by Amie Marionette reviews
Jennette was 6 when she was kidnapped by the government in order to protect her from the people who killed her mother. Now at 18, after being trained and brainwashed, Jennette is learning what its like to feel again. Rated T for violence and language.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010
Klaws and Katanas: My Life as a Neko Ninja by AutmnRoth NekoNinja14 reviews
Autumn is a ninja for two reasons: one, she needed something to do, and two, she was broke. While she wanders, taking jobs where she can get them, she meets a few people who might teach her how to trust again and to find out who she really is.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Anger Managment by lalalerah reviews
Kris only goes by Kris, not Kristen, not anything else. And if that alone doesn't say anything about her, then her track record will. But what happens when she is sent to a Doctor's house and meets an equally violent, hot guy by the name of James.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,019 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010
Broken by Sierra Raquel reviews
When Riley's boyfriend, Brendon, breaks up with her for no reason, she is left alone and confused. But when kidnapped, she must accept the dirty secrets Brendon was hiding from her; including one that leaves her changed for life...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,627 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010
Happy Endings Are Just Unfinished Fairytales by Treo-LeGigeo reviews
I'm sorry, I don't want to marry her, but I have a responsibility to my kingdom," he said to me. "I really do love you, it's just... I'm sorry."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Middle School Secrets by ailsaz reviews
13-year-old Cesar Roman got the superhero power...of rhyming. His 12-year-old sister Camilla can teleport, but everyone she teleports with her ends up naked. With 5 other superhero kids at their middle school, they work together to prevent a boy band's manager from becoming governor of California.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,674 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
Nothing Quite Like Us by Portraits Of An Illusionist reviews
Belle: Protagonist. More than slightly crazy. Arthur: That guy. Straight-laced. Amy: Best friend. Actively threatening Belle with bodily harm if she doesn't wise up and get with Arthur. Arthur: In love with Belle. Belle: Anti-love. Rated to be safe
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010
The Dark Secrets by Sierra Raquel reviews
Jordan has been living with her abusive father for as long as she can remember. Blamed for her mother's death, Jordan was supposedly not going to amount to much. However the truths she discovers about her past could change her life forever...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010
How To Propose To The Woman You Love by Morine reviews
He figured out he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her. The only problem was...he didn't know how to ask her. Proposals aren't as easy as they look. Written for the "Popping That Question" contest over at Ridiculously Happy Awards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
On The Run by mrsvampireprincess reviews
Running forever isn't easy, expecially when you're running from yourself, in a universe that isn't even your own... Better than it sounds! R&R please!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010
Victoria's Secret by TotallyCaesar reviews
What IS Victoria's secret? Have you ever wondered?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Harmless Fun IM Convo's by YuuYuu-chan reviews
Remember those old movies with the pie in the windowsill with an upbeat and smiling mom by the stove? Have you ever wondered what people would talk about during that time? Well, now you can find out through a harmless conversation on IM between friends.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
An Atheist's Conversations with God by comedyzombie reviews
These are the kind of conversations I would have with god as an atheist. I'm 99% sure you'll laugh, but if you don't, then you're clearly more religious than you thought... or just don't like this kind of comedy. Either way, I hope you enjoy it!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
Reborn by Kobra Kid reviews
What do I want?" The dark figure asked, pointing a finger at himself. He walked over to the terrifed boy, whose heart felt like it was crawling up his throat. The figure grabbed the back of the boy's head and he dug his nails into it. "I want death."
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2010
Where Loyalties Lie by MusicalWings reviews
Vi had a normal life. Until her friend Alex was accused of something he didn't do. Vi believes Alex. Everyone believes the girl who accused him. Everyone must decide where loyalties lie. Rated T for mild language and some suggestive content
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010
Eye of the Beholder by MusicalWings reviews
Rylie's never known her parents. Jon wishes he'd never known his. When they're both thrown into a problem involving the possible start of another Civil War, can Jon see beyond his own scars to meet Rylie halfway? rated T for Violence, some suggestiveness.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010
And So It Begins by jennyjones661 reviews
Jasmine is a mind-reader. Danny is a healer. They are two points on a five pointed star.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010
Choices by MusicalWings reviews
Erik is given a choice. They kill him, or they kill millions of others.. what will he choose? Rated T for a little bit of conversation/threat that might bug some people.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Girl by ultraviolet9 reviews
She was supposed to be her daddy's linebacker: a beast among men. The other team was going to quake at the mention of her name, and she was going to take her team all the way to states. Except, well, she's a girl.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Secret Agents Save the Day by ItWasOnlyADream reviews
These are all stories inspired by my little sister, she's very creative. It might not make sense, and it's very random. Note: formerly in the Kids section, some former oneshots are combined in one story now.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
The Truth of EVERYTHING by ZenryokuKirby reviews
We have been lied to this whole time. Everything we know, everything we’ve been brought up to believe...It’s wrong. I need to let everyone know. I need to let everyone know... the TRUTH.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010
Surviving a Mayan Apocalypse by live4air reviews
So what do you get when you have a bunch of psychotic highschoolers versus 6.8 billion zombies? One messed up story...and a lot of dead zombies. *Updates every Tuesday*
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009
101 Ways to be Permanently Banned from WalMart by AlysonSkye reviews
These are ways to be permanently banned from Wal-Mart. How do I know these ways? You really don't want to know.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009
Men Shopping by Take a Drink My Love reviews
Got this in an email, thought y'all would like a laugh. Guys and shopping don't mix...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Thinking About Thinking by thinking.about.thinking reviews
Thinking about thinking, as the title suggests.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Notepad by Blaze Moonlight reviews
school is not for learning, it is there to make children appreciate the outdoors
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Is it Genetic? by sarcasticism reviews
A rich, dysfunctional family group of people bound by shared chromosomes meet up again after a lengthy seperation for a reunion. Prepare for a blood bath.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
Do You Realize Fanfiction is Illegal? by Leo Damascus reviews
A criticism of United States copyright law.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Boxers or Briefs? by Ember Shadows reviews
Keira stays overnight at Alex's house on night, and they get into a game that gets a little too personal for Alex. Then Keira starts acting up, and Alex has one hell of a night. Little fluff, lots of humor!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Coffee by Ember Shadows reviews
Keira has a little time left before school starts, so she decides to visit Alex on the way there. Bad idea...How can so much disaster and mayhem come from a simple cup of coffee! Slight fluff.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Laws of Gravity by Beatrixx Ripley reviews
She is alone now. She is confused now. But, more importantly...she is so pissed.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2008
Save Tommy by ailsaz reviews
The most depressing political-fiction piece you will ever read.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
A Thief in the Night by Melted Crayons reviews
She was a bounty hunter accused of a deadly crime, he was a skilled thief she turned in. Together these two enemies, once friends, must work as one to save their king, their country, and their lives. Please, R/R! Chapter 12 up!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,399 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 10/29/2002
I'm A Little Teapot by Twilight Moon reviews
What happens when there is a murder in a false Utopia?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2001 - Published: 6/13/2001
Ten Funny Prank Phone Calls by Flutternut by Flutternut reviews
Have nothing better to do? Read this and try some of the very funny prank phone calls that me and my friends made up because we have no lifes. Read and review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2001