TrixieBell
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Author has written 3 stories for Romance.

Okay,

I'm an alcoholic. (not really. but my writing style suggests alcoholism at times...and I'm just being silly!)

I've always loved writing and reading, and I, like many others I'm sure, have tons of silly stories stashed away in some folder on my computer. But of course, I only just got up the nerve to actually start posting them on here, and I would be deeply honored if you would grace them with your presence and review!

So, here are some things about me: I'm seventeen years old, I like thunderstorms, candy, Lord of the Rings, 300 (the movie), Italian food and reading... and I'm generally a happy, up-beat kinda person. Yes. There's nothin' more to know about me really... :P

One little warning: ALL MY STORIES ARE FLUFFY!! (just thought you oughta know... in case you're allergic or something) _

Ms Chloe Marcello:

This was one of those stories that I'd lie in bed for hours thinking about and planning. Then finally, one day, I decided to write it! cue dramatic music...I'm not so sure about it, its okay if you like silly high-school stories. I dont know, I've always been critical of my work, but you might have a different idea of it. :) please dont be diverted by me!

This is the girl I imagined Chloe as:

PRE MAKEOVER: http:///halfofme/images/2008-08/pq_frizz.jpg (But with the face and and hair color of the girl below...basically the only thing about her that's similar is the frizziness, the braces, and the glasses.)

POST MAKEOVER: http:///2009/04/perfume_rachel_hurd-wood.jpg (Different eyes though. Chloe's are much bluer, imagine a shocking, vivid sea blue!)

Angels and Demons:

I was struck with the idea of this story on a sticky summer night at like three AM, and I had to physically get up out of bed and jot down the ideas on a stray piece of paper so I didnt forget them. Now, I'm not saying the plot is that brilliant.. its not really. But I'm slightly psychotic, so I thought I'd share that little tidbit o' news with you. Also, anyone who knows me really well will be able to spot some similarities between the story and me. (minus the whole hotel thing... and i have 7 siblings instead of 11. but still... there are some if you look closely (coughemilycough))

The story's about a girl living in a hotel with eleven siblings, and her infatuation with a guy who turns out to be - actually, i shouldnt spoil anything... GO READ IT!! pwease. :)

FUNNY THINGS!! :)

1. I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2. Do ducks think rubber humans are funny?

3. Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went through a gate and turned into a field.

4. Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.

5. ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

6. Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?

7. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

8. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Things to do while on an elevator

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dr Phil

The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realise that he must first deal with the problem on THIS side of the road before it goes after the problem on the OTHER SIDE of the road. What we need to do is help him realise how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his CURRENT problems before adding NEW problems.

Oprah

Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

George W. Bush

We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

Colin Powell

Now to the left of the screen you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…

Dr Seuss

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

Ernest Hemingway

To die in the rain. Alone.

Grandpa

In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.

John Lennon

Imagine all the chickens in the world, crossing roads together, in peace.

Aristotle

It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Bill Gates

I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your chick book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra… #@... eboot.

Albert Einstein

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

Colonel Sanders

Did I miss one?

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It's A Business Doing Pleasure With You by Lostinthenightrain reviews
She hated his aristocratic air. He hated her enigmatic persona. They were on the opposite ends of the spectrum and yet with one common need, they agreed to a marriage. With such split personalities, they united under a white flag for now. SKoW Winner! REMOVED
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Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better by Lostinthenightrain reviews
REMOVED
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Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
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The Devil and His Secret by imaskypirate reviews
Young, hot, rich and successful - that's William Byrne but for me he's nothing but a boss that emerged from the deepest pits of hell. Then I find out his secret. Now the guy won't leave me alone and moves in next door. Me? I'm stuck doing his laundry. Joy
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On Being Carly by productofdreams reviews
My car's on the fritz, my bff's a thief, the coolest guy at school bow chica-wow-wow won't leave me alone, and there just isn't enough teen angst to go around. "Are you staring at my butt?" "I'm not staring I'm...observing." I replied lamely. Sequel!
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Always Dandelions by S. Wilde reviews
"Well let's get on with it." I said with false bravado. Adrian grabbed my thighs and parted them; he came to stand between them. His large and callused hands felt as if they burned my skin...Our eyes locked and I reached for his belt and trousers...
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She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
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Hunters Moon by Carnivorous Animals reviews
He had a wonderful voice. He smelt divine. His body was powerful and manly. He had eyes of liquid gold. And god he was... He was... The most beautiful creature that she'd ever laid eyes on. Coarse Language and Sexual Content.
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Misunderstandings by DullyBeautiful04 reviews
Working for a hot-shot millionaire? Not a bad idea. Getting drunk and sleeping with him? Not so good. Getting pregnant when he has no idea about your dirty little one night stand with him? Even worse. How much trouble can Olivia get into?
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I want to belong by RMB4 reviews
I am the sensible girl, the one who does not mind guys aren't interested. So how can I have fallen for a man who can have every girl he wants? How did that happen? How can I get myself out of this mess and - more importantly - do I want to get out?
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Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
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What Can You Not Buy With Money? by Hansel Graey reviews
Mary, kicked out of her home on her eighteenth birthday, finds herself in a new world that involves working for a snobbish but terribly handsome billionaire and befriending a kindhearted sushi chef, both of whom share a dark history.
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Semantic Sin by Kanari Toneriko reviews
4 feuding, gorgeous members of a popular band. A cute, child-like, nerdy IQ 160 girl who doesn't know they're famous. They thought she's just another fly on their wall. She never thought being sweet & oblivious could actually make a rock star...horny
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The Prince and the Matchmaker by Hazel in the Dell reviews
Now, you listen carefully," she poked him, hard. "You won't pine away. You won't commit suicide because I hunt you down and kill you if you ever so much as entertain the thought of it! And most of all, you won't give up because I won't let you."
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Nacho by jinx89 reviews
He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN ME...one word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, "I don't mind obeying orders."
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Thor's Academy by sjlee304 reviews
16 year old Skyler Freedman was expelled from her old school. When she met a stranger one night, he introduces her to the world of Thor's Academy- for boys. She's faced her mother's cancer and near bankruptcy, but can she handle what awaits her next? R&R!
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Breathing Life Into a Statue by eleine kruez reviews
2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?
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Elea Dange by Emilia Belovida reviews
Elea is a young girl who has lost everything after the recent death of her father. Now she will have to find her way as a maid. What awaits her?
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Homecoming by well this is embarrassing reviews
I am not in love with Sam Keeley. He has been my best friend for ten years, and that is all he'll ever be to me. I cannot possibly be in love with him. So why do I suddenly feel like exploding into tears when I see him kissing Jessica Stavely? -FIN-
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One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
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We're not together by Eve Lindsey reviews
Best friends, sometimes enemies, drunken lovers? what will Mel and Jared do when faced with the consequences of a drunken night of passion?
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Six Reasons reviews
He felt the heat rush to his head, and his heart began to beat erratically. He stepped forward and clutched the back of her head, feeling her beautiful hair between his fingers, and, without thinking, he smashed his lips hungrily to hers. - ; R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010
Angels and Demons reviews
This is a story involving candied monks, tomboys, late night runs to the fridge, living in a hotel in Britain, having eleven siblings and guys you love to hate, and hate to love. Please read and review... I'll give you a cupcake... With extra frosting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010
Ms Chloe Marcello reviews
Okay, so my life sucks. I just moved to a boarding school where anyone who is anyone is A: Blonde or B: Pretty. So, to say I stand out would be an understatement: I have frizzy RED hair, ginormous granny-glasses and braces. And then there's De- read more
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,732 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010