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Author has written 57 stories for General, Fantasy, Young Adult, Humor, Horror, Biography, Song, Life, Nature, Supernatural, Fable, Romance, Love, Humor, Haiku, and School.

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lizzie, 16, london. unfortunately im not really active on fictionpress any more, but feel free to check out some of the stories on here or on my other accounts. if there's a particular story you'd like to see updated, message me and i'll see what i can do. other than that, have a nice day x


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One Last Tune for Lucy by Nausikaa reviews
Lucy lives in a secluded world of material possessions and false love. Convinced of her love for her brother, she becomes pregnant with his child, leading to tragic consequences.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
Compulsive Lying by RenEtAl reviews
A man suffers as a compulsive liar. --Written in skit/play form
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008
Charlotte's Game by Rage and Love reviews
Amelia, an innocent girl, is trapped in a sick and twisted game devised by Charlotte, a sadistic teenage killer. Amelia is not the only one forced to play Charlotte's game though, imprisoned in Charlotte's "funhouse", she meet's several other victims.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010
Musings on a Writer's Night by Ty Scott reviews
He finished his work, and the voice of his muse grew silent...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Dear Nobody, It's Me, Alice by The Bloodied Quill reviews
After their daughter's failed attempt at suicide, Alice Moore's family packs her up and ships her off to live with her Aunt Amelia, who owns a lighthouse on Blackwood Beach. Can Alice learn to escape her monsters? Does she even want to?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010
Honesty Day by Pure Imagination reviews
Not such a good idea, actually. Bashes the public school system.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by Doppelganger reviews
There once was a girl.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2004
Poker Faced by Hip Like Badass reviews
The most personal thing I've ever done that others will get to see.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Complete
I Didn't Mean It by sangriastrange reviews
"she gave me the alphabet magnets because she said they were like my childhood"
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2003
Collage by Praline reviews
A non-exhaustive commentary on life from 911 to cats
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2003
Blank by McKenzie Weir reviews
Questioning
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2002
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love letter to a gardener
two short haikus.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Published: 2/13 - Complete
the floors of silent seas reviews
there was a time when it was bad luck to have a woman on board a ship. back then, if one was found, the sailors simply tied her legs together and flung her overboard. this, as any sensible person will tell you, is a mistake. why do mermaids like to drown sailors, anyway?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13 - Complete
my pockets are full of stones reviews
depression is a lot like drowning, except that you can see everyone around you breathing.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8 - Complete
a fine young corpse reviews
"let me in," called the vampire outside the window. he smelt of earth, sodden and lonely like the grave they'd buried him in.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
the granny who conquered the world reviews
three not-so-innocent children are facing a dreadful peril, and they haven't even had breakfast. with the help of a vegetarian vampire, an overweight siamese cat and unusually stylish arch-villain miranda goth, the mismatched group sets off to fetch back their grandmother and save the planet from her evil schemes. but will they make it in time?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010
a collection of randomettes reviews
basically an archive of all the weird stuff i scribble down when I'm bored. quotes, poems, stories, etc. although most of it just sounds like i ate a dictionary and vomited up random words.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012
he kindly stopped for me reviews
it's the night when the undead walk the streets, so hayley figures she might as well try and get out for once.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
metamorphosis reviews
nightmares, witches and lesbians.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
the day of impossible things reviews
that day was the day the time machines landed, when the dead rose and the cities turned to crystal and the killer bees decimated the world. it was the day the buildings fell, and the humans dreamed of long-gone summers, of scorched skies and scorched lips, of hand-sewn flags and sacrificial patriots.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
with friends like these reviews
we were sixteen when we killed a man.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
light me up when i'm down reviews
so there's this girl i know. if you go to my school, you'll probably have heard of her. she's one of those people who doesn't really bother to melt into the crowd.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
the man who dreamed of mermaids reviews
there's this old guy in the park who says he used to see mermaids. every day he sits on a weathered wooden bench, staring out over the lake and smoking cigarettes he rolls himself, wearing some crusty old suit and a pair of leather shoes, like a man who went to meet his girlfriend at a party and turned up seventy years too late.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
it's a mixed-up muddled-up crazy-sauce world reviews
she wishes her boyfriend wore cherry-gloss chapstick/she wishes her boyfriend wore high-heeled shoes/she wishes her boyfriend had cheekbones that cut ya/she wishes she wasn't so damn confused
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
fingertips reviews
an aged couple look back on their life together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
the monster under the bed reviews
"it's kind of lonely," the monster remarks, sadly, "to be this scary."
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
when i was the moon reviews
it's pretty boring being the moon.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Welcome to Hell reviews
Nothing interesting has ever really happened to Amy Barlow. That is, until she and her ex-boyfriend are both killed in a freak accident and wind up in Hell. Their punishment is cruel, unusual and rather amusing - not only are they forced to endure their own company, they must also rely on each other to stay alive. Eternal damnation has never seemed so twisted.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,524 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010
ask why not reviews
the real story is not poetic. we did not live in a cardboard box, did not tame tigers and marry princes, did not travel the world and the seven seas. we walked past the chinese takeaway and back, bought two ice-creams and were caught.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Complete
can't stand me now reviews
once, the two of them were inseparable: the flamboyant, self-absorbed diva and the nihilistic music geek, both gifted outcasts, both nurturing dreams of fame and fortune. now they're poised on the brink of stardom, and there's only one problem - they can't stand each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011
beauty and the beast reviews
a series of poems about anorexia
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010
the job interview reviews
a short piece about a young woman going for her first job interview. things don't quite go as planned.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
here comes the sun reviews
a young artist tries to make his mark in a world where creativity is seen as a threat.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
a case of mistaken identity reviews
when albert the latvian gorgonzola is kidnapped under suspicious circumstances and sold at a lancre blue festival, his friend, the heroic little cheese, must embark upon a daring rescue mission. features fur hats, powdered ingenuity and motorbikes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
odd socks reviews
so what really happens to your socks after you put them in the washing machine?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
the onion king reviews
a song about onions
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete
the psychotic side of disney characters reviews
i don't even know
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
there once was a lady from maine reviews
fun with limericks
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
the cherry blossom clinic reviews
concerning the lives of four very different teenagers, brought together by the problems they share. the anorexic; the schizophrenic; the depressive; the drug addict. they've all had a pretty rough time of it, but at the cherry blossom clinic they must try and find themselves - and a life.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,217 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011
invisible to the touch reviews
when tash and her mother move into an abandoned mansion after her father's death, it's not long before tash begins to realise something is very wrong with the house. someone else is already living there, and they want her gone.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010
dreamtime
i was born in the time of blood, when the white man took our country and the hearts of our people were crushed in their breasts. we ran barefoot into battle, and wore bear claws to strike our enemies. then myma came, and nothing was the same any more.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
one day they'll sing of us reviews
romance in stream-of-consciousness
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
i don't like mondays reviews
but then again, who does?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
basically, truthfully, honestly, candidly reviews
somewhere between a dazzling satire of modernistic poetry or the acid-trip ramblings of a teenager who doesn't get enough sleep
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Complete
the misadventures of electro orange reviews
electro orange is loose and she's coming at you like a wet flannel.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
paradise temporarily mislaid reviews
the world's just about to end, and the only people standing in its way are a very incompetent demon, a very unlucky angel, a little girl named molly, and a teenage computer hacker wondering how he's going to keep all this from his mother.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011
her own little world reviews
i am that girl, the girl who's so lost in her strange, mysterious, magical world of dragons and silver armour and dancing princesses in worn-out shoes, who's so far into her own strange storyland, that the words themselves are taking over.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
the gingerbread house reviews
she ran further, into the dark wood and along the twisting path, blood dripping from her fingertips. she danced with witches and kissed monsters. she made friends with the dark creatures that lurked in between the trees. and when her parents tried to make her leave and come back home, she grabbed hold of her new friends and ran away further, because she was afraid to be alone.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
mad world reviews
when i ran away from home, i walked the whole way to paradise on the railway tracks.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
just a quick game of russian roulette reviews
after all, to live without risk is to risk not living.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
we all hate weekdays reviews
a businessman's daily journey to work.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
my elysium reviews
in my elysium, no one grows older or younger; nothing is alive; nothing you hear, feel, smell or touch really exists; and everything you see melts away once morning comes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
transformation reviews
when an ordinary office worker discovers two strange growths forming on his shoulder blades, he has no idea that it is only the beginning of a disturbing metamorphosis that will change his life irrevocably.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
quora's world reviews
the dreamer can create or destroy planets at the drop of a hat. the universe is his playground. trapped in a strange, surreal world of dreams and illusions, cora realises only he has the power to help her. but is he all that he appears to be?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2011
living life alphabetically reviews
the way my father moves is mesmerising. he steps quickly, jerkily, like an automaton; tense and poised on the edge. as if the slightest movement would send him spinning.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
strangeification reviews
the weirdness in my head.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
open the door reviews
stop wondering what's behind the door.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
cobwebs reviews
love in the time of autumn
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
keep my baby in a jar reviews
it's just a bit weird.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
dead things reviews
a mother and her son are walking on the beach when they find a dead bird rotting on the sand.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
in the sky alone (after all) reviews
if you could go, like the girl in the song. would you take me with you?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
growing pains reviews
imogen suffers from "ashley syndrome" - a rare genetic condition that traps her permanently in the body and mindset of a six-year-old. oblivious to the changes all around her, imogen stays locked in a child's world as her once-perfect family falls apart.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
rainy days and sundays reviews
a girl visits her ageing grandmother, who suffers from advanced dementia.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
screams in the dark reviews
"dear video diary," begins the girl - and with those innocuous words, katrina webb finds herself plunged into a real-life horror story where the lines between dream and reality are unsettlingly blurred.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010
mr and mrs wall reviews
when matt asked for a new mobile phone for christmas, he had no idea what he was letting himself in for.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
don't touch her again reviews
all of her tomorrows start here.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010
frozen reviews
two children, lost on the ice, are drawn closer towards the ice lady - a creature whose dangers are not to the body, but to the mind - and slowly begin to lose their very selves.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010
if that's all there is reviews
a short encounter in a graveyard.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
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