Lord Monbodo
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Joined 03-02-10, id: 714285, Profile Updated: 04-27-13

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

Age: 19

Interests: History, science, archery, reading, writing, roleplay in all its myriad forms, strategy, classic science fiction, gardening, Doctor Who (I felt that deserved special mention), and a host of other things.

If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended. That you have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream. - William Shakespeare.

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Doktor Bizarro's Bookshelf of Horrors by Jave Harron reviews
Your future overlord, the second rate supervillain Dr. Bizarro, shares his opinions of horrible books. From the trainwrecks of modern writing to the gutters of history, no standard is too low. Now, Herr Doktor reads a combination of historical fantasy and police thriller set in Japan.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 73,480 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2009
The Heartless Maiden and the Faceless Knight by Kallios the Scholar reviews
This is a story about clockwork hearts. It's also about nations and poisonings and kidnapping, about kings and cowards and heroes and beautiful women, about adventure and danger and riches beyond imagining. But more than anything else, this story is about monsters, and the realization that you can find evil anywhere in the world... and defeat it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013
Detechtive Robot by Michael Panush reviews
I. Ron Ops is an Artificial Private Investigator, a robot created to be the ultimate hardboiled shamus. I. Ron works in Space Station Omega, a floating world of vice and crime, and he'll need more than metal to suceed in a world of dames, aliens and more.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 155,014 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Modern Crones by Michael Panush reviews
Dorcus Oakshire and her three friends are immortal witches in modern day New York. Unfortunately, witchcraft has turned them into ugly crones. Warts and black magic make romance hard. Their friendship and their magic is all they have in the modern world.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
Daemonfyre by awilla the hun reviews
Sparks fly as a constantly wisecracking demon confronts a mad Inquisitor and his beautiful assistant. What happens? Rated T for just in case. R and R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009
Hell on Rails by Michael Panush reviews
The Van Wessel Brothers and Doc Torrent from Clark Reeper Tales are pitted against Judas the Chew Chew Train from the story 'A Train to Nowhere' in a deadly battle! A Clark Reeper Cross-Over Special featuring the twisted creations of Jave Harron!
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
A Thousand Bayonets by thefilmchick reviews
Newspaper chief Florian Lisel has published some dangerous things about the monarchy and, most importantly, about Baron Aisaro Graize, who has secrets not even the muckraking journalists suspect. A Baroque era fantasy. Reviews welcomed! Complete.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,659 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete