ZyggyGirl
Poll: Does a person's taste in music shape your opinion of them? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-07-10, id: 715059, Profile Updated: 01-02-13
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Coma Kids by C. Tattiana H-H reviews
HIATUS - In the future, one shot of Holy Holy lets you reach into a dream and pull it back into reality. But be careful, three in every ten users fall into permanent comas. Better crank up that music to anchor you in Second Reality unless you want to be a true CK.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011
Funny Random Sayings by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
This is a list of random sayings I get from God-knows-where that I like.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009
15 Life Answers Discovered In Films by Jack Wilder reviews
My output lately has been a bit diminished, so I submit this list I put together a week ago..just occurred to me on the way to work... Think it's good enough for a submit..
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
Stopping The Hourglass At Half by Jack Wilder
I sometimes weary of the worry. Reclaiming myself seems a recurring theme.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
Chaos Special in Aisle i root 5 by Shade the Viridescent reviews
A game show where the contestants have to buy as much crap as they can for the best deals in Wal-Mart. They spend two days and a night in Wal-Mart, then race to the checkout. Catch: the budget? 5. Insanity, however, sets in like a wormhole in a lava lamp
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Portrait of a Species by Entity Sylvir reviews
The human race, from start to finish
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Doug Chameleon by Jack Wilder reviews
Exercise from tonight-- It's about a compulsive liar that happens to be really bad at lying...but might just get better. It's a "random scene in my head" type scrap.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2011
Regaining The Reigns by Jack Wilder
I prefer posting prose, but since that's not happening lately, here's a verbal battle between myself and I submitted through a few brief lines of the poetic persuasion. Or something like that.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Walker by Comma Llama reviews
Jamie Farren is a good 6-year-old, but nothing, not even bedtime, gets in the way of his action figures. On a trek outside one chilly night to grab some toys he left in the car, he comes back with something else: a newfound fear of what lurks in the dark.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Sharo's Collection of Poetry by SharoTheFantasyWriter reviews
As the title states, this is poetry written by me. Mostly dark and angsty. Written solely from personal experiences.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010
108 ways confuse and agrivate family and friends by xoLOVEmeWITHnoRESTRICTIONSxo reviews
And basically anyone else you wanna annoy/aggravate/confuse. A list that I have compiled together. Most of things I have learned from experience, so please enjoy and review. If you have anything to add, let me know.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
Forget Rachel by Heartacheannie reviews
Written for the prompt 'I was a blank canvas' Rachel sheds the persona she once had. Does this seem like an introduction to a story to anyone else?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
101 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of WalMart by Only Odd Numbers reviews
So last year in Art Class a friend of mine decided to tell the story of how she got kicked out of Wal-Mart and thus the list was born! Seemed like time to share it. : Hopefully I can build it up to 101! Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010
End Sequence by Jack Wilder reviews
Really don't know how this came about or where it's headed. Sometimes you just need to exercise the writer-mind or else it tends to atrophy..
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010
War of the Elementals by KimmB reviews
Ellie & Addie are just two half sisters going to a small school and refining their element powers, until the two new guys attack them and gain the attention and protection of the school's 'cool group'. Love, hate and power start the journey of their lives
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010
6 Word Stories by IwriteLikeimHigh reviews
Inspired by Hemingway's famous 6 word story. # 31 is 7 words by accident...#35 explains why.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Chuck E Cheese's by The Milky Pirate reviews
One student's essay on a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
The Miracle of Laughter by Archia reviews
Just a short-short story on laughter.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
In the Dove Winged Glade by Archia reviews
I dance in the eaves of the dove-winged glade
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Of Error Windows by Dramatic Paws reviews
There's one form of conflict that the language arts lesson failed to cover - that of Man vs. TECHNOLOGY. Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Apparitons by SpaceCat reviews
During the desperation of the Great Depression, One lone alien, the last survivor of his race, comes to Earth to save the day. Dedicated to Zyggy because I CAN!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Jack of Eagles by Skyline Stanza reviews
It stared when Jack awoke suspended from a bridge. Now, on top of his missing memory, he has to deal with leeches that eat dreams, an organization who's members uses playing cards to fight them, and strange ghostly figures...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010
Revenge of the Zombie Spider by xxaznqt reviews
There's a spider in the sink. First thought? Kill it. Second thought? Put it in the trashcan. But wait! What if it crawls out and is resurrected as a zombie spider? Read story inside.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
StReTCH by Cheeseraptor5 reviews
Vincent Barlow, step right up! We promise, no stabbing! All we need is twenty minutes of your time, and you'll be free to go! Free as a full grown bird in the sky!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,896 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/5/2007
Letters by ranDUMM reviews
Alcohol. Abuse. Fear. Words Emily, her mother and brother have lived with for their whole lives. But now things have changed. Together, they escape from their dad and build a new life for themselves, that will challenge everything they ever knew.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
My Book of Little Realizations by hikaxkao reviews
A series of random thoughts that pop into my head throughout the day. A pillowbook of sorts, I guess. Though, I'm not sure what a pillowbook is.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010
How to Deal With Trolls by Dextra reviews
Have you or a friend ever been trolled on the Internet before? Here are three easy and sarcastically written steps to success when dealing with a troll.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Creators by qinop reviews
This is fact; this is life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Above Water by pretty twisted reviews
Just keep your head above the water...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
1,000 Things to Do When You're Bored by lovewithoutyourheartbeat reviews
The title says it all. Each part has fifty things in it...updated every other day
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010
Plus Rock by BullRunPicnicker reviews
A scientific study of adding a rock to many situations. Please R&R, or I will find you. On hiatus
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
How To Lose One's Mind by ImaginativeMind reviews
One-shot of a telemarketer's fall from sanity. These hilarious antics will have you rolling with laughter.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010
Doom, Darkness and Metaphors by Eponine254 reviews
On a pointless quest, lost in the Forest of Gloom and Darkness, a reluctant hero, a stubborn dwarf, a vapid elf maiden and a highly-educated troll have a few drinks and lament their plight. Written for the April WCC.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Beginning of the End by Kaamen reviews
Emilia Carrie Watson. That's the name of the girl who moved in next door... how I know this is because I can hear it being yelled everyday. For such a little girl she sure get's in trouble a lot... what will I do with her.... Please R&R! Future Lemon xD
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010
Irony by simality reviews
A poem about ironic situations.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Dustmen by Santhor reviews
Join the homeless children of Devone as they fight for their own survival in a city that has no sympathy for their own. An assassin is loose, and the children find themselves caught up in one of the biggest conspiracy theories ever to hit Hujantanha.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010
Convoluted Empire by Princess-anna57 reviews
The backpack slung on your shoulders somehow makes me judge you as a man with the curiosity of a child, but when I give attention to your affable voice, I'm unrestrained from doubt that your intelligence is beyond human capability.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010
Cosmic Odyssey by Princess-anna57 reviews
As I gently caress the edge of your atmosphere on this cosmic odyssey my existence is currently experiencing, I contemplate whether you've successfully received my satellite signal.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/29/2009
Mother Goose Exposed by Jack Wilder reviews
Mother Goose, stripped down and exposed for she is.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009
Brown Eyes by papermask reviews
A poem about a love that never was, but that always will be.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
A Story of Unfortunate Conversations by SamuelH73 reviews
A funny little scene involving a race from the AD&D world I created. The scene came from snippets of imagined conversation about war donkeys, which came from the mind of my good friend and I. Read and you will understand.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Viva la Stone Bridge! by a Cornucopia of Love reviews
Mrs. Sturtz: Mr. Person is infuriated with the amount of pizza being delivered to this school. [A collection of high school quotes!]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,966 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Asterisk by YoSwanHelloChip reviews
A poem inspired by John Frusciante of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006
Fish Face Loon by herr-handel reviews
Tune sung to RHCP's The Zephyr Song. Song about when you really love someone and hate them the next. Oh wudn't it be luverly! hehe
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004
Random Quotes by Revologrode Moon reviews
Lots of random quotes by random people. These are real quotes. Guaranteed to get some laughs!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003
Invisible by Eraserhead reviews
Sophie doesn’t really fit in at her high school; she’s actually kind of invisible to the crowds, but when something suspicious is uncovered, she rises to the occasion. *COMPLETED*
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,238 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 3/26/2002
Manager of:
Community: The White Room
Focus: General: All Categories

Staff of:
  1. Randoms
    General All Categories