Theta23
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Joined 03-08-10, id: 715249, Profile Updated: 06-25-12
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, General, and General.

My pen-name is now Theta23. In case you were wondering why pistachio53 had disappeared off the face of the Internet.

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Laws of Attraction by Puer.Scriptor reviews
Contains M/M. When university Mathematics student Oliver unexpectedly falls for Psychology student Adrian, Oliver is less than happy. But, despite the fact that Adrian didn't study a "real" science, Oliver finds himself doing two weeks of humanitarian work in Tanzania, just because Adrian was as well. Anyway, what's the worse that can happen in two weeks in a foreign country?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,608 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Gods Shouldn't Need a Cupid by Circles in the Water reviews
Ashdale Academy, the prestigious high school for the wealthy and elite, plays host to Zeus, Poseidon and Hades, aka The 21st Century Gods. As for me, I'm the unlucky one that they appointed to the job of Cupid. Feeling Privileged? Um yeah, no.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,568 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010
Good Girl Going Crazy 2 University Edition by hotcheri reviews
UPDATED! I wanted a drama free first year at university.But with my boyfriend morphing into a hard partying frat boy,a slew of new temptations and the return of an old rival,I don't think that's going to happen. NEW CHAPTER!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,225 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Thank God for Laney McNamara by jamaninja reviews
My best friend and college roommate slept with someone he shouldn't, so now I'm pretending to be his girlfriend to help him get away from his hordes of screaming fans. He owes me so big. Spin-off for Hero Complex
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,769 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011
Strawberry LemonMan by catse2000 reviews
A drabble about a little girl who has a crush on a punk-goth guy outside her apartment. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Complete
Who Would've Thought by Moros reviews
In a survey of high school students, one out of five students had thought about suicide. One out of six had planned it out. And one out of twelve had decided to put his or her plan into action, but lived to participate in the survey.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011
Hero Complex by jamaninja reviews
In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,624 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
I'm Still Here by Revenge Is Bliss reviews
Darling, remember one thing: I still love you. Why did you have to go? You've left me here and I don't want to live without you. I was supposed to be the best big sister you could have.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Thank You Pain by Revenge Is Bliss reviews
You stand up tall but you truly are weak.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Shakespeare, my ass! by Yas 'Yz' Shah reviews
There's a fine line between hate and love, they say. It took a cigarette inside a sundae, a shove into a pool, countless name-calling, odd circumstances and TONS of persistence from their friends for Romeo Williams and Juliette Summers to realize that!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,226 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009
Abigail by Revenge Is Bliss reviews
She missed her mother dearly... she wished she would come home. But her doll is the only one to comfort her.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
Standing Sex by creakingbones reviews
Xiaoxiao Liang is immature, bored outta her skull, and consequently finds it appropriate to make hacking the world as her life's ambition. Cedric, a genius detective, decides to get in her way and save the world. And, as usual, things never go as planned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,603 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/5/2006
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
How, Why, and What? by SingingSorrows reviews
Cathy seems to be invisible, but when she ticks off the school bully and has to run for life through the crowded halls, she ends up running into Ash, the hottest guy in school. So what happens then? Does he look through her, or at her? T:for stuff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,331 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Bite of the Wolf by STR1K3R reviews
Alexa has moved to Arizona and is now starting school. She meets Victor and his three friends, little does she know that they are something far more than what she expected. Can they still be around her once she finds out their secret and risk her life?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,587 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Upon A Time Undone by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. A Princess and her loyal band of men decide they've had enough of Happy Ever After. An epic quest to destroy fairy tales ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,227 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2004
Forget the Second Mistletoe by delinquent-romantic reviews
Lily Mills is all grownup and eager to attend another wedding this Christmas. She wants her chance underneath the mistletoe too. But she's not close to experiencing that so...maybe she should just forget the mistletoe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,761 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Matchmaking 101 by recreated reviews
When 'star' quarterback Todd Bentmen challenged two of the most prestigious matchmakers in Harrison High to find him a mate, he didn't intend on being the matchmaker himself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2005
Discontented by Endless Dark reviews
Kat's life is a total mess. She has family problems, can't decide which college to go to, and to top it all off, she has to deal with Jake, who is not exactly her favorite person. But when everything comes crashing down, he's the one she turns to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,472 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
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Singers' War
The Singers haven't been used in war for decades, preferring to stick to friendly competitions. But when war is declared Eliza and Nero are forced to work together to save everything they hold dear. They may work well together in battle, but when they aren't fighting for their lives, they don't get along at all. They never have, and they never will. Right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012
The Obvious Way reviews
A one shot, about the obvious way in which you and I are different.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Stuck reviews
For the first time in my life, I'm stuck. T for mild swearing.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
London Modern Music Academy reviews
Alex Wright is on her way to London Modern Music Academy for her second year. Will her band, Cover Story be able to win the Battle of the Bands? Will her and her best mate finally find love? Summary is rubbish. Rated T for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010