IrishVampire13
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Joined 05-21-01, id: 71536
February 9, 2005...

It's official. I'm not going to be posting my fiction any longer. Why should I bother? I prefer not to be flamed by less talented preteen and teenage fools. I refuse to be forced to suffer at the hands of the ignorant.

For those of you who were nice to me and enjoyed my stories, sincerest apologies. You undertand though, I hope. You know how flamers are. Who needs the scum?

To those of you truly talented writers who remain here: By all means, keep up the amazing work. I'll still be here to read your stories. If life hands you flames, use them to broil the hides of the ones who gave them to you. Good luck!

In the meantime...flame my favorites, and you die. Have a nice day.

IV13 ~^-V-^~

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The Stupid Things We Say and Do by Yellow Pillow reviews
Nothing to say really. Just read and see how stupid my friends and I can get. =)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/2/2003
A Vampire's KissRevised Ending by Kasatriya reviews
Some reviewers thought that the ending to A Vampire's Kiss was too abrupt, so I wrote another ending. PLz R&R
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004
A Vampire's Kiss by Kasatriya reviews
This is a poem that I thought of today. It's about when a vampire kills, and what happens to the victim. Not really too much detail, I might write another like it. Plz R&r
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
Random Poemfulness by Jackie-Obie reviews
A collection of weird, short poems I add on to when I'm bored. Ch. 4 up!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004
Quotes from da Hood by Jackie-Obie reviews
The title sums it up. Read for laffs!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004
You want WHAT! Tattooed WHERE! by E Chiove reviews
BEWARE! First chapter rated PG... Second rated PG13... for good reasons... you'll see. P.S. This is based on a true story. (Yes, there are really people like that out there.)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2004
Vampire-Watching by MinionRipley reviews
This is just a shortie on watching a vampire in a bar. The descriptions sound a bit detached in my opinion.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Complete
The Pointless Stupid Things Me and My Friends Say by Dark Crystals reviews
I got this idea from LilFilipinoGurl. Collected idiotic sayings from the people I know and love ^_^
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 10/17/2003
AntiTrust by Jade Crescent reviews
This is an old, old poem of mine, one of my early ones that I ran across. A friend betrayed me and I lost all trust in him.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2003
Fallen Angel by Ensign T'Starla reviews
A long-ish poem from a Demon in Hell's point of view about capturing an Angel and making him her's also he ends up becoming a Fallen Angel. One of my favs.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Complete
Random Things My Friends and I say! by nagami cabasa reviews
The title says it all. It's sorta funny! SO READ IT! ^_^V
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 4/20/2002
Paperclips by The Shady Crew reviews
Um...this is...a weird story written late at night for a friend who gave VERY liberal guidelines. Read it...if you DARE! Bwahahaha! Rated PG for utter stupidity, and brought to you by...BOREDOM!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2003
Onion Rings by The Shady Crew reviews
There's an entire summary inside. Read that. Rated PG-13 for slight profanity, a little Ian McKellan related violence (not random inane hero worship, honest) and ninja-vampire-zombie-monkeys. Of doom.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2003
Poke by The Shady Crew reviews
Not exactly a wonderfully spectacular piece to mark my grand return, but...eh. I like it. It's funny, and made with 100% REAL boredom! By...SAMURAI PLATYPUS!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2003
The Masterpiece by Chell-o Bodello reviews
Okay, so people say it's NOT retarded ... I still think it is ... O.o
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2003
A Strange Feeling by Simon Psyc reviews
I think this is the darkest thing I've written yet.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2003
The Lone Wolf by thebelletrist reviews
short piece about a warrior flirting with a barmaid
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2003
Sadon by decAying reviews
this was my audtion at an rpg for the role of an evil god, Sadon [i got the part, too, btw]
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2003
There's an owl! by Trafalger reviews
I was really bored one day.... just fiddling around on microsoft, typing random things like, ajunf iasfd gyia. You know, complete nonsence. Then i would see what the spell check gave for the options, and i picked the wierd ones. This is what came out of i
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2003
A Thousand YearsThe Beast by FanFreak reviews
He's not a monster. They've all forgotten him. The story has been twisted and he was given the role of the bad guy. But he never wanted to be the monster. He just wanted acceptance.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2003
Moonchild by Pale Companion reviews
A love poem to the moon.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2002
Things We Say by ChaosWEAPON reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words, so will a thousand words paint a picture of our lives? These are the things that we say in day-to-day life. Warning: Very, very odd.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2002 - Published: 10/9/2001
Be Careful Who You`re Stalking by Stina1 reviews
Have you ever been mad for an actor or singer? Have you ever dreamed of entering his house just to see how he`s living? Well, better be sure he isn`t at home. Please read and review. I`m dying for reviews. I NEED them.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/13/2002
Dancing With Death by Icefall reviews
Just a little thing I wrote a few nights ago when I was bored....
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2001
Yet, I was not scared. by LillyRose reviews
Fear, what do we know about it.. Everyone scared of diffent things, though death is one of things we all have worry about. Read this is you have the heart to, and remember to tell me what you think.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2001
Cold Black by Anne Sinclair reviews
"When I saw him, the word 'evil' whispered in the back of my mind." At a party, Lily is forced to deal with a personal demon...literally. Yehaw, my first post. Could you review please? If you don't, I'll suck the life right out of ya...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/26/2001
Beloved by Icefall reviews
a rather odd little one pager i wrote for the fun of it at about midnight one night....read for yourself
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2001
Blood Doll by Pale Companion reviews
A very, VERY short work...about a girl addicted to being fed on and how it ultimately ends her life. R&R please?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2001