BullRunPicnicker
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Joined 03-10-10, id: 715474, Profile Updated: 08-06-10
Author has written 6 stories for Supernatural, General, Humor, Sci-Fi, and Essay.

First, an explaination for my penname. The Battle of Bull Run was the real first battle of the American Civil War. In fact, some thought that this battle would be the Civil War, and some of the wealthy elite of Washington and their families decided to have a picnic and watch the carnage. As soon as it was apparent that this wasn't the friendly one-sided fight they were expecting (for the North, of course. These were Northern city folk all the way), the roads back to Washington were blocked by the fleeing picnickers. If you knew all of this before you read that, you are a nerd.

Secondly, I write stories(obviously). It takes me a while with my perfectionism and blonde moments to update or post, but I am probably not dead.

Lastly, please help me get better at writing with your reviews. I am really, really bad at writing, but I promise not to submit a boring, stereotypical story. Also, critic me. I realy need help.

If I could describe my view on life in a few sentences, it would be 'Life sucks, then you die. But before that, lots of awesome crap happens! FTW!'

Also, you should look at my fanfiction account. Not because it is good or anything, but because I have a better description (or implication of a description) on that account and enjoy attention. Strike that, I feed on attention, in a way similar to leeches.

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Burning Butterflies by PointlessStoriesAreMyThing reviews
This is why we're burning butterflies.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Things Not To Say To A Girl Who Has Been Dumped by Constance St. John reviews
The five worst. Avoid these at all costs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Something Happened by princessRory reviews
This story is so cool, it doesn't even need a plot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
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The Time Machine
Which three books would you have taken?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Published: 7/25/2010
Splice reviews
Surprisingly, considering the title, this is not a horror story.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010
Other Than That reviews
A supernatuaral story were no one has powers or special abilities: Why would anyone read that?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Plot Bunnies reviews
AKA, where ideas go to die. Painfully.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010
Plus Rock reviews
A scientific study of adding a rock to many situations. Please R&R, or I will find you. On hiatus
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
Float reviews
The end of a forgotten ghost story.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete