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3/17/10-

Hey peoples! I'm some person you don't know and won't know unless you read my stories! Lol :-D You can call me Essence, though. I'm new to fiction-press, but I'm more than familiar with fan-fiction (one of the greatest things that's ever happened to me). I'm assuming their one and the same, but we'll see. I'll try my best to learn the ropes quickly ;-)

I love to write (as if that's not obvious), so I'll be posting a lot.

I'm pretty young (won't tell you how young, though) and I've been writing since I learned how to scribble. If you have a story idea, I'd love to give it a shot. private message me. My current story/stories/poems are:

Exile (Complete)

Were I to Create (Complete)

The Narrow Path (In-Progress)

Of the Balance of Right and Wrong; Black and White (Back-in-Progress)

The Merits and Dangers of Modern Entertainment (Complete)

No Longer (Complete)

Phantom Shadows (In-Progress)

Ever-Changing Sands (Complete)

Alone with the Wind (Complete)

His Return (Complete)

WOOT! Its been two days since I joined fiction-press and I already have hits from:

the United States,

United Kingdom,

China,

Philippines,

Bulgaria,

Japan,

Australia,

Singapore,

Mexico,

Canada,

Romania,

and Ireland!

Thanks so much for the inspiration, guys! I will be updating soon for those of you waiting :-).

3/18/10-

As of my 3rd day on fiction press, I'm more than pleased with my progress! I current have a debate going over my essay "Of the Balance of Right and Wrong; Black and White". Go check it out and review to join the debate. there are many different opinions presented, so its nothing short of fascinating. I had no idea my English paper would evoke such emotions. Wait, scratch that--yes, I did. That's why I posted it :-)

Yay! I've reached 100 hits after 3 days! ;-) party

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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

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7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

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