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Hiya, random person reading this! i'm about 13, male, and loves CHOCOLATTE!
i love fiction. fictionfictionfiction. sorry. by the way...Don't click here!
I also have an account on fanfiction.net. Unfortanetly, my sister had bad grades and I can't get on. (censord) her.
WARNING! rabbits h ve stolen l tters from my profile! if y o se one, copy a d paste to your profile to contain the madness!! (note, they tend to breed and hide in holes.) ( 0.0 ) WE MUST CONTAIN THE MADNESS!!
saftey checking: to make sure your cars airbag works, drive your car nto your nieghbers house. if the airbag deploys you know it works.
22 Things to do in School
1. When the teacher opens a cabinet scream, "Don't open that! That's were I hide the bodies!" (Any class)
2. If your learning about fractions ask if you get a fourth of a cookie and your brother gets a fourth what happened to the other half minus a few crumbs. (Math class)
3. When you learn about adding fractions ask if ½ + ½ = 1 whole, are you talking about doughnuts. (Math class)
4. When it's time for a test look at the student next to you and say, "The voices in my head say that I'll do better then you because you didn't study last night." When they look at you, say, "That's what I looked like when they told me what you did do last night." (Any class)
5. Make a gagging noise in the middle of class. (Any class)
6. Ask about how to do dissections. When your teacher explains say, "So that's what went wrong. No wonder the poor soul ended up that way." (Science class)
7. While looking under a microscope announce that there are little green people on there. If people come over to look say that they ran off. (Science class)
8. While looking under a microscope yell that it looks like your teacher. (Science class)
9. Sit there and look bored. When the techer calls on you to answer a question say your sorry you didn't hear it you were busy thinking about is the square root of 16 added to 54 minus 300 times 89 equal to -26642 or -26641. You're not sure. (Math class)
10. Tell your teacher that you want to speak English goodly. (C.A. class)
11. In the bathroom, if there's graffiti, announce, "Yes, we know you were here. The fact that you wrote that tells us this was so."
12. In the locker rooms or the bathrooms sing.
13. When learning algebra say this makes C.A. harder.
14. When there's a pop quiz yell, "POP!" and jump out of your seat then ask if you passed.
15. If your health teacher's absent say that you think they're sick.
16. If you were absent for a day when people ask why say that you had to move the bodies before the police found them.
17. If you're absent for a few days if people ask why say, "I had a bubonic plague relapse. I'm not sure I'm completely cured I was still weak after last time." and cough.
18. If another student asks you what the answer for a question is say, "How would I know? I'm only in this grade because no one would keep me longer than they had to!"
19. If you lose your homework tell your teacher that it's because the voices in your head won't remind you where you left it.
20. When your friends says something stupid ask what have they been smoking.
21. Sneak in to the teacher's workroom and switch the coffee with decaf. Repeat for about a week then switch it to Expresso.
22. Walk into ecology singing the duck song.
i was reading a profile and i read; hate is a special kind of love we give to people who suck, and love your enimies, it gets them really confused. but if thats true, by hateing them we love them so by hating we co fuse them? now im confused.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Try And Read This:
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!!
Things to copy & paste
If you haven't d ed yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
Copy and paste if you knew Wolf is Oka in japenese
Copy and paste if you just wanted to copy and paste this
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
if your against raceisim, copy and paste this to your profile.
On Se rs hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
92 percent of the teenagers of the world would die if Abracrombie and Fitch said that breathing wasn't cool. if you are the 8 percent who would laugh your butt off copy this onto your profile.
If you are crying a friend willl ask you why, And your BEST friend would already have a shovel to bury the jerk that made you cry.
A Friend will visit you in jail,and a best friend will be sitting with you in jail saying "That was awsome! Lets do it agian!"
Smile so the World will wonder what your up to
MAKE A SUPERHERO.
use this nifty chart and the first 4 letters in your name to choose powers. (note: if you only have 3 letters, select a letter randomly.)
b-bleeding time (time control)
e-earth user(trees and vines,etc.)
o-sand conversion (change matter into sand)
p-myth shifter (shift into mythical creatures)
u-gift of gaia(control of elements and animals)
x- bringing shadows to life
z-ero scroll (draining life force
the name is up to you. cio for now!