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Hiya, random person reading this! i'm about 13, male, and loves CHOCOLATTE!

i love fiction. fictionfictionfiction. sorry. by the way...Don't click here!

I also have an account on fanfiction.net. Unfortanetly, my sister had bad grades and I can't get on. (censord) her.

WARNING! rabbits h ve stolen l tters from my profile! if y o se one, copy a d paste to your profile to contain the madness!! (note, they tend to breed and hide in holes.) ( 0.0 ) WE MUST CONTAIN THE MADNESS!!
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saftey checking: to make sure your cars airbag works, drive your car nto your nieghbers house. if the airbag deploys you know it works.

22 Things to do in School

1. When the teacher opens a cabinet scream, "Don't open that! That's were I hide the bodies!" (Any class)

2. If your learning about fractions ask if you get a fourth of a cookie and your brother gets a fourth what happened to the other half minus a few crumbs. (Math class)

3. When you learn about adding fractions ask if ½ + ½ = 1 whole, are you talking about doughnuts. (Math class)

4. When it's time for a test look at the student next to you and say, "The voices in my head say that I'll do better then you because you didn't study last night." When they look at you, say, "That's what I looked like when they told me what you did do last night." (Any class)

5. Make a gagging noise in the middle of class. (Any class)

6. Ask about how to do dissections. When your teacher explains say, "So that's what went wrong. No wonder the poor soul ended up that way." (Science class)

7. While looking under a microscope announce that there are little green people on there. If people come over to look say that they ran off. (Science class)

8. While looking under a microscope yell that it looks like your teacher. (Science class)

9. Sit there and look bored. When the techer calls on you to answer a question say your sorry you didn't hear it you were busy thinking about is the square root of 16 added to 54 minus 300 times 89 equal to -26642 or -26641. You're not sure. (Math class)

10. Tell your teacher that you want to speak English goodly. (C.A. class)

11. In the bathroom, if there's graffiti, announce, "Yes, we know you were here. The fact that you wrote that tells us this was so."

12. In the locker rooms or the bathrooms sing.

13. When learning algebra say this makes C.A. harder.

14. When there's a pop quiz yell, "POP!" and jump out of your seat then ask if you passed.

15. If your health teacher's absent say that you think they're sick.

16. If you were absent for a day when people ask why say that you had to move the bodies before the police found them.

17. If you're absent for a few days if people ask why say, "I had a bubonic plague relapse. I'm not sure I'm completely cured I was still weak after last time." and cough.

18. If another student asks you what the answer for a question is say, "How would I know? I'm only in this grade because no one would keep me longer than they had to!"

19. If you lose your homework tell your teacher that it's because the voices in your head won't remind you where you left it.

20. When your friends says something stupid ask what have they been smoking.

21. Sneak in to the teacher's workroom and switch the coffee with decaf. Repeat for about a week then switch it to Expresso.

22. Walk into ecology singing the duck song.

i was reading a profile and i read; hate is a special kind of love we give to people who suck, and love your enimies, it gets them really confused. but if thats true, by hateing them we love them so by hating we co fuse them? now im confused.


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a arm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of TH M!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the r d buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is s lent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
1 . Dr w a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a p n and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.0_0
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.(0.0)
25. Grimace painfully whi e smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, bl ck cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


Try And Read This:

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!!

Things to copy & paste

If you haven't d ed yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste if you knew Wolf is Oka in japenese

Copy and paste if you just wanted to copy and paste this

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

if your against raceisim, copy and paste this to your profile.

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On Se rs hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplift r special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! ou lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warn ng: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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92 percent of the teenagers of the world would die if Abracrombie and Fitch said that breathing wasn't cool. if you are the 8 percent who would laugh your butt off copy this onto your profile.

If you are crying a friend willl ask you why, And your BEST friend would already have a shovel to bury the jerk that made you cry.

A Friend will visit you in jail,and a best friend will be sitting with you in jail saying "That was awsome! Lets do it agian!"

Smile so the World will wonder what your up to

MAKE A SUPERHERO.

use this nifty chart and the first 4 letters in your name to choose powers. (note: if you only have 3 letters, select a letter randomly.)

a-telekinesis

b-bleeding time (time control)

c-random

d-random

e-earth user(trees and vines,etc.)

f-fly

g-grow GIANT

h-random

i-ice

j-random

k-random

l- lightning/lava

m-magic

n-magic

o-sand conversion (change matter into sand)

p-myth shifter (shift into mythical creatures)

r-acid

s- sumoning

t-transform/teleport

u-gift of gaia(control of elements and animals)

v- vaporizer

w- water

x- bringing shadows to life

z-ero scroll (draining life force

the name is up to you. cio for now!

The Rylyth Chronicles
A young Wolven named Carain and three other heroes must save Rylyth from certain doom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Published: 2/24/2012