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The Man Who Annulled Probability by Timmietimtim reviews
What happens when dark matter experiments go horribly wrong? Certainty, probability, possibility, and impossibility start working backwards.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Sympathy For The Zombie by Aleksy The Flying Onion reviews
Lilian, lost soul and sarcasm aficionado, ventures into a city that's teeming with zombies. Creepy commanders, a guitar player turned mercenary, and jokes made at the expense of the undead ensue.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,495 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2007
This Damn Relic reviews
Ethan never went looking for trouble. His friend, Rocca, brought it to him like some ill-trained Retriever. During a field trip to the museum, Rocca's impulsivity leads to them gaining possession of a 6000 year old...thing; a thing that's about to introduce a lot more secret organisations and shifty European billionaires into their lives. More than the previous 'none', at least.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012