He was department head, she was just an intern. She was bubbly and neurotic, he preferred quiet and classy. He detested the strawberry milkshake from the hospital cafeteria, but she drank it everyday. It was never a match made in heaven. So how the hell did they wind up in the radiology lab, making out over the film viewer?

I had never once felt awkward about being caught having sex. But when your one night stand turned English teacher caught you two days later with another guy buying condoms … even I knew that was awkward. UNREVISED.

Tess McAndrews stopped believing in confrontation a long time ago. Somewhere along the line she became a person who knows to stick with tiny battles, where your heart is never on the line and getting hurt is unlikely. However, some fights can't be avoided forever. Some fights are brought right to your door-step. ONE-SHOT

Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.

"You're mental," she said. Glancing down the sidewalk in the direction of the institution from which I had just escaped, I nodded. "Yes. I am. Now can I get that ride?" Oneshot.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

-ONE SHOT- I woke up with gum in my hair, my paper only half done, with thirty minutes until my interview started for my first choice job. It stared pouring, I had no umbrella, there were no cabs and I broke my favorite pair of heels. The last thing I needed at this moment was for a cranky NYPD officer to search my bag while I watched the subway pull away from the station.

The way Mason derived equations turned me on. The way Austin flexed his muscles made me want to lick his abs. But Landon's neon Spongebob boxers... were just something else entirely. Written for SKOW.

When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!

It's not that surprising that the kid who plays Dungeons and Dragons is hitting on Brenda-- what's surprising is that she's actually starting to fall for him. Oneshot.

Oneshot. I was a dumped ex-girlfriend. What else was I supposed to do? Why, go to the new girlfriend's birthday party at The Happiest Place on Earth, of course. Re-write. Includes shameless pirate pick-up lines. Rated T for swearing.

I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.

However good-looking he may be, he had just insinuated that I wasn’t a real Spain fan, and that was simply unacceptable. “This past month and the eight years preceding it, yeah,” I replied, resisting the urge to flip him off. For FIFA 2010 fans. ONE-SHOT

So I enjoyed running down hotel hallways at fast speeds, was that a crime? According to the very angry girl I ran into - yes, it was. And a heinous one, at that. ONESHOT.

ONE SHOT. “He lied. When he said that it didn’t bother him that he didn’t remember her - he lied.” Love is longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.

He leaned over just a little and, tilting his head slightly, placed a kiss on her jawbone. It was the most sensitive part of her face, and only he knew it. "You forget that I know everything about you," he reminded her. "Every single thing." COMP TO DTIA!

I never broke the best friend rule until now, when I got a little bit too friendly with my best friend. And the incidence of too much friendliness did not just involve lips. There was also a bed mixed in there somewhere. And nakedness. A lot of nakedness.

Summer is supposed to be relaxing and fun. Not full of annoying people while working at a theme park. Who said summer was fun? I have a bone to pick with them.

ONE SHOT. "Yep, I'm naked," he said. "Wanna join me?" I’ve read stories about uncomfortable and whacky situations to find your soul mate. But…me in a clown suit, him in his birthday suit and us abandoned on the roof with no way down? Alright then...

“I suggest you pair up. Grab a date and get some dinner. Maybe do a little Christmas shopping. That’s what this cutie and I were doing while you bums were all taking notes. I highly recommend it.” Her mouth dropped open and she stared at him, speechless.

He thought she had a nice ass, she thought that a relationship wasnt solely based on how good your ass was. He competed with her, she's still trying to figure out who won. ONESHOT.

COMPLETE! When Nessa White is told she only has a few weeks left to live, she panics and gives up her virginity to a guy she meets at a club. What happens when the two meet again a few months later and Nessa is still very much alive?

I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.

In a fit of boredom, he sent an e-mail to a complete stranger. Her response was bizarre and less-than-charming, but they kept in contact anyway and launched a game of "Guess Who?". Was it insane? Certainly. But it sure was fun.

“Would you go on a date with me, Shea O’Connor?” “No.” His face fell. “Yes.” He raised a brow. “Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know.” She inhaled sharply. “I like bananas.” ONESHOT

LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?

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