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Author has written 3 stories for General, Romance, and Life.
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From the Cradle to the Grave by NiteSkyStar reviews
Sweet, geeky boy next door Chris was Meredith's favorite babysitter when she was little. Almost a decade later, their paths cross again... and Chris is now charming, wealthy, successful, and incredibly handsome. As they grow closer, Meredith finds their smoldering chemistry harder and harder to resist. Problem? She's 17. He's 26. Worse? He's getting married...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 166,129 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 1/22/2004
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Room 475 by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
"We don't really have a healthy relationship, Jonah. We met in a Psych ward." I sighed and pulled his arm tighter around me. "I know, Becks." He paused, and I looked up at him. "You're dying, and I tried to die. It's really... kind of perfect."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
How Unfortunate by Live As If You'll Die Today reviews
"My cooking does not smell like garbage, you ass!" Eleanor Reid didn't like most people. She especially didn't like the infuriating man who just moved into the apartment across the hall. - CURRENTLY ON HIATUS -
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011
Like A Rolling Stone by Live As If You'll Die Today reviews
Iris didn't know why she felt so inclined to help the boy she'd deemed 'Cigarettes'. He was rude, and he'd barfed on her shoes, but he was dangerous. And if there was one thing Iris Smith needed in her life, it was a little bit of general excitement.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,875 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011
Dilemmas of a Class Clown by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT. He's funny. I'm funny. You'd think we'd go together, right? Wrong. He's hot. I'm not. And that's my dilemma in a nutshell. It's hard falling for a guy that wouldn't be the least bit interested in you. *Nominated for Best One-Shot SKoW round 12*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
The Hole Already Filled with Weird by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One Shot. Sometimes you fall in a hole and there's only one person you want to be there with you. Sometimes the hole is literal.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Complete
Suddenly Slowly by ithinkimae reviews
"I think I love you, Hal." He said lackadaisically. I pushed his hands off my shoulders. I couldn't listen to his nonsense and it didn't help that I let him act this way with me. "You need help Gavin. Plus, you're drunk." This was too much for a girl to handle so late at night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/15/2005
All the things I'd Rather do by Eeliahs reviews
"I find you neither intellectually or physically appealing, the very idea of engaging in sexual activity with you makes me want to throw up. I'd rather have my tongue stapled to the ceiling then be anywhere near your naked or clothed body."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
Less Than Three by Pinkamoo reviews
"You jerk, you could have told me," I smack him with my battleaxe and he grabs his side dramatically, eyes rolling into the back of his head. "Don't you get all melodramatic and unserious on me you make me angry."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
The Gospel According to Seth by Rhapsodie reviews
Seth isn't your average nerd, nor is he the average varsity jock; Blake isn't your average rich bitch miss Popularity either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 72,990 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
On Being Carly by productofdreams reviews
My car's on the fritz, my bff's a thief, the coolest guy at school bow chica-wow-wow won't leave me alone, and there just isn't enough teen angst to go around. "Are you staring at my butt?" "I'm not staring I'm...observing." I replied lamely. Sequel!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,803 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010
For Your Eyes Only by Koki Enwai reviews
Her shorts might be on backwards. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Wings of a Wish by Calico Ink reviews
When a wish doesn't come true. Very Short:
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Walking Through Life by Mailai reviews
Sometimes two people are just meant to be together, but Lauren finds that it's not easy convincing Erik of this when he is hung up on their six-year age gap. One shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Stupid, Heroic Acts by City Nights' Skyline reviews
A little one-shot. Logan Callister is confident, charismatic, and hot, and he just loves playing with Sadie Jensens. Sadie tries to ignore it all, but she can't help but admit that the sexual tension may be her fault too, well only a little bit.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You by Mailai reviews
I realize I'm a new girl transferring in senior year, but is abandoning me at a carnival really necessary? One shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Your Cat Is Dead by invisible.writer reviews
She considered sending him a text message, but perhaps it was too cold. "Your cat is dead, come take care of the mess" did see rather heartless. Grudgingly she dialed the oh-so familiar number that was his...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Kinda, Sorta, Maybe a Fairy Tale by aileenrose reviews
The fact that I can't stammer out a full word in front of a hot guy is probably a blessing in disguise, right? Right? ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Of Mikki and Of Jonah by thesummerair reviews
Be my girlfriend." - "You just met her!" - "You did just meet me. Unless you've been stalking me, in which case I'd have to say yes since you've tried so hard." - "So the only way you'll be my girlfriend is if I told you I've been stalking you" / FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 123 - Words: 154,912 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Confessions of a Sex God's Girlfriend by aileenrose reviews
For dating a Edward Cullen wannabe, I'm remarkably unhappy. And there's always his perfectly normal, perfectly hot roommate to consider...ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Forget Me Not by It is all in your head
In books, people usually say that the body of a dead person looks very calm. Happy, almost. This however, was not true, I thought, as I looked down at my own body. Cold, stiff and awkward.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Fish Know About Love by AceChant reviews
I wanted a dog, I got a stalker. I wanted hot chocolate, I got a kiss. Really, things are just not working out very well since Golden The Fish declared war on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
Hotel Hallways by Kyllex reviews
So I enjoyed running down hotel hallways at fast speeds, was that a crime? According to the very angry girl I ran into - yes, it was. And a heinous one, at that. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
In the Amber Light by F. Stop Fitzgerald reviews
I don't know why watching him kiss some girl --for MY photography project, even!-- annoys me so much. But one thing's for sure, I'm not jealous. Nope. I just want an A. Really. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
You Belong With Me by Sophelia reviews
One-shot. I know the cheerleader is always the villain, but that band geek Cinderella really has the nerve to claim my boyfriend “belongs” with her. Based on the ubiquitous Taylor Swift song.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Roger Goes A Courtin' by Clever Classless and Free reviews
She comes to every show, in the very front row, smiling and watching me; she's always there. I love this girl whom I've never met, and I'll sing Layla till we finally find one another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Leather Jacket by Meorna reviews
.."ONESHOT"..There were specific things that irked Emma Burke to ends, things that made her eyes twitch. But there was something she hated more than anything else; and that something came in the form of a certain boy, Drew Anderson.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Lumberjack Shirts, Spilled Coffee, and Consciences by MermaidMidna reviews
For some odd reason, Tucker Mason has a conscience. And his conscience won’t let him leave her alone. She feels like a social experiment through Mason’s eyes, and she doesn’t like it one bit...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Movement by currentlyaway reviews
The first thing he ever sees is her swinging left orange Converse shoe; it’s dirty, scratched and doodled on. And he can’t stop staring. Romantic, pointless one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
I Got This by Kyllex reviews
“Don’t worry – I got this,” he said with an air of confidence much too optimistic given the circumstances. “You got this?” I shouted. “Your house is on FIRE.” “So?” “So, why haven’t you called 911 yet?” “I already told you,” he said. “I got this.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
The Crazies by effection reviews
It's probably best not to fall in love with a crazy person. This is most likely why normal people don't find their significant other in a psych ward. But then again, if you're stuck in a mental facility... how normal can you be?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010
Midnight Disappointments by artofjula reviews
When Jack finds rejection stamped on his forehead, his parents snogging on the kitchen counter, and his porn stolen, he is anything but happy. Then he meets Ingrid. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
of boys in flight and shakespearean heroines by brittle hearts reviews
They meet for the first time when he falls from the skies and lands in her backyard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
The Only Exception by mais.CAPITALS reviews
“Lie to me,” she says to the boy. “Am I pretty?” One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Dehydration by lips and lashes reviews
He fell in love on a rainy day. He had to make her his - but how? A list of options was drawn up: bump into her; get her hair caught in his watch; the bend and snap; and more. With his prowess, there's no way they wouldn't work... right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
We're Like Dom Perignon by punkturnedwriter reviews
Summer buys a lot of Kleenex and lets her sleep in her bed and Zach emails her about how sexually frustrated this is making him. Because apparently a boy and a girl can't be friends. First in a series of one-shots about The Champagne Gang. Various OCs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/15/2010
Christmas Customers by Written Automatic reviews
Some customers that I get around Christmas are just plain stupid. Most of them make me want to scream. But him...he's different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Run, Regan, Run by FizzyLizzy reviews
Featured in Project Fiction's One Shot Archive. I am Regan Keller. Caleb Dickens is a tricky bastard. And we told each other how to live. one-shot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Train Rides by FizzyLizzy reviews
SKoW Nominee, Round 9. I see him every Thursday morning on the train with a clouded look in his eyes and all I want to do is make it go away. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
The Unexpected Benefits of Bowling by jeepers09 reviews
I'm mad, and I'm getting out my aggression by throwing a heavy ball at ten stubborn pins. But it's not the bowling that makes me feel better - it's the pin boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Winning Aylee Ruan's Heart by IncapableDreams reviews
One-shot. He eyed her carefully for her reaction. No blush. No tremor. No fiddling. No nothing. He frowned to himself. "I was stabbing the picture I drew of you," Aylee flatly replied.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Safe With Me by Bomb in the Garden reviews
Amelia West has a secret: she can read minds. It's an ability that brings her into contact with a multi-pierced, tattooed boy named Mitch Cooper. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
1:32 AM by realize reviews
ONESHOT.“Well, what else am I supposed to think!” I yell. “You barely talk to me anymore, you have secret phone calls, you sneak out at night, and you come back smelling like perfume!”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Learning To Write by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "Romance stories are always the same – boy meets girl, things happen, they fall in love, blah blah blah." She thought clichés were stupid...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Crazy About Wishes by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
He was the boy that wore all black. I was the girl that made my own luck. We were both quite odd. "You're the reason I'm still crazy," I told him. He looked at me eyebrow raised. "Me?" he asked. "Yeah," I said grinning. "I'm CRAZY 'bout you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Just Because by candii-apple reviews
Because being with him isn't just anything - it's kind of everything. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Carnival High by Le Meg reviews
Finn learns a very important lesson from a girl at his school's fundraiser carnival: rain checks are for pansies. Inspired by the TaD writing prompt from issue #4.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Just Nutty by pixiepoptartz reviews
ONE-SHOT. Deodorant? Check. Irresistible charm? Always. Minty fresh breath? You got it, dude. Underwear? Oh snap. John’s not used to getting the cold-shoulder treatment, but after meeting Kandy, he’s been getting a lot of cold shower action.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Daisies in December by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
"You're mental," she said. Glancing down the sidewalk in the direction of the institution from which I had just escaped, I nodded. "Yes. I am. Now can I get that ride?" Oneshot. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Litter Bug by Ravina reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Exchanges Only by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
My Fragmented Fairytale by candii-apple reviews
So here I am, standing ‘innocently’ inside my neighbour’s garage, possibly eavesdropping, when next thing I know I’m being swept off my feet – no joke. Let me tell you this is not my idea of my fairytale happy ending. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Worth a Thousand Words by Kendal reviews
Saying farewell is never easy.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Our Memories by awaitinglove reviews
ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Quest for the Quiche by invisible.writer reviews
We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
The Red Carpet by You Are So Last Summer reviews
A story of prep school's elite, set against the backdrop of Hollywood lifestyles and heartbreak. First loves are unforgettable, especially when it's the infuriating, charming It boy who just returned from boarding school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,886 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
I hope you're ok like I'm ok by ithinkimae reviews
i can’t remember when we first called each other friends. and i can’t remember when we stopped.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Report Card Hell by Chaos Apple reviews
All I want to see is red..mark me up and down with penCorrect Me..
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006
Misery by Chaos Apple reviews
has driven her insane...it's such a fine line to cross
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2006
Hollywood Highlights by a Leader by Default reviews
My thoughts as I take out the trash one perfect Hollywood night.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Kohl by Callisto Jean reviews
[DONE] He wore eyeliner. That fact alone was enough to keep them worlds apart. But, in an exchange of secrets for secrets, worlds aren't so far apart. And lines separate just as they connect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Fate and Laundry Soap by invisible.writer reviews
She looked like any other student, except it was Friday night and she was sitting on a washer reading Sociology instead of partying. Maybe that's why he noticed her. They claim it was fate. oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Three Big Fat Poems by Pennfana reviews
Three poems reflecting on the nature of being fat.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Toilet Humour by tawnyfawn reviews
ONE-SHOT. Is it possible to meet your soul mate through graffiti in a public toilet?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2006
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
The Look by ithinkimae reviews
But for us, looks are the only things being exchanged A game for shy girls, or arrogant boys
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
They Say by ithinkimae reviews
Sometimes aphorisms prove to be true
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
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The Fact about being Fat reviews
Fat girl woes, freeverse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Chew me up & Spit me out reviews
One-shot "Um, you dropped this." I stare at the cute guy from the gas station weirdly as I see what's enclosed in his hand. "That's the gum I just spat out..."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
The Grand Exit reviews
I wasn't ready to slip away like the ink from a pen. I just had to keep scribbling until I could find something to use until I was ready to leave." A short one-shot on a young girls last moments.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete