"He is insane because when he loved you, you didn't notice"- Donald Barthelme, The Dead Father

An unconventional way I broke a good man's heart.

It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot.

I needed a ride home and he was the only one who could understand my drunk text messages. But in that moment, I was too intoxicated to understand why, exactly, that was. Oneshot.

I've observed the world for so long, what happens when someone's been watching me all along too? One-shot.

After a never-ending stream of bad relationships, Elise has decided to give-up on finding her forever, choosing instead a life of cats, sweat-pants, and comfortable shoes. Unfortunately, somebody is not entirely enthused with this plan. ONE-SHOT

FIN - Felicity has been on the move for two years with her family to runaway from the debt collectors her Dad made and then left. She needs to be strong, stubborn, and a bitch in order to protect her family. During her recent move, she meets Justin Lewis a rich, cocky and a player boy who can easily pay off her debts. When an opportunity arises, does she take the money and run?

You don't easily forget your first crush. **ADOR Star-Cross'd Round VIII One-Shot: 'The Guy' Prompt**

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to bring my guy best friend to the beach every day. Especially when trying to seduce the hot new lifeguard. /one-shot/

What happens when Miranda accidentally runs Frank over with her car?

What are the odds of (alleged) former stalker Earl being a donor match for the girl he was once obsessed with?

Lacey fell in love with Kallen the minute she saw his Scooby Doo notebook in the fourth grade. She's been in love with him ever since. They grow up together, and life is nothing short of a rollercoaster. Lacey might just tell Kallen how she feels...someday. Maybe in ten years or so... Their love is years in the making, that's for sure.

How long is nice guy Bobby supposed to wait for not so nice Angie to come to her senses?

Erin is doing just fine at her day job in a restaurant, when her childhood crush turns up unexpectedly for dinner. If only his eyes weren't quite so blue... [One Shot]

My heart is a mute. And I, the liar.

"Aren't I your true love?" "I want you. I want you so bad that you have no idea. But if I were to show myself to you – what I really look like under here – you would never see me again." Stand alone one-shot between two of my characters.

He was the fat kid. She was the school Slut. Now they're 25 and two lost souls. Will they find each other?

Do you remember that time in eighth grade when you got sick, still went to school, and I told everyone how disgusting you were for spreading your virus? How about sophomore year? Did you remember when I got you in trouble from the pizza joint you were working for, which later caused you to lose that job? TWOSHOT

It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.

ONE SHOT "I was going to harass that boy like there was no tomorrow until I saw his adorable cheeks turn red." ADoR Star Cross'd Challenge Prompt *Runner Up/Reader's Pick for Best Challenge Response SKoW*

Alexia, the bad girl jock, knows she has nothing in common with Martin, her best friend's sweet, nerdy, younger brother. Not like it matters, because she's in love with him anyway. ONESHOT

*REMOVED* She doesn't talk to anyone and she's secretly stalking everyone in the school. What happens when the most popular guy at Washington High asks the Secret Stalker for her information and the cheerleaders decide to interfere?

“They all come for her eh?” He asked. I nodded. “And does anyone ever come for you?” At that, I had to laugh.

It was meant to be a joke. Just to unnerve him. But then, whoever thought that the saying, 'Jokes are half-meant' was totally true. ONE SHOT.

"We were talking about me liking you." "Do you?" Adam asks. "Do I what?" "Do you like me?" "No." All of Tony's friends insist that she likes her enemy, Adam, and she's just in denial, but she's reluctant to change her mind. Oneshot!

All Liv wants to do is work her shifts at the campus library in peace. But no, Smart-Ass Sawyer has to show up, with his rude comments and his stalkerish persistence! And why, oh why, does Liv have butterflies in her stomach? One-shot.

I love you. I love you very much. However, your happiness means more to me than that. Go ahead, have a girlfriend. I won't stop you.

When I was fifteen and you were fourteen, I fell in love with you - but then, I never told you that part, did I?

A romantic comedy about a girl who sets out to get herself a boyfriend and finds a male stalker instead. Please R&R! Rated T for language.

That day, I broke your heart by rejecting your confession. You broke mine in return by telling me it was just a bet. And yet despite being broken hearted I thought it might be for the best. Oneshot.

When Jessica receives a love letter, she is curious about who sent it, so she follows the letter's instructions. Will Jessica find true love or something else? Short Story

The woman in question was tall and had perfect, definitive blue hair, spilling over her dining apron. Life on the farm had beaten some crude features on her, like her squared jaw and freckled arms, yet he found her no less attractive.

She's always wondered, and it was time to find the answer.

How many hours does it take for a new romance to take flight... while waiting for your flight?

I can't believe it, I'm in love with a boy that I know since 4th grade of Primary School, yet I've just fell in love when I'm in 10th grade I've liked you since the first time I know you, yet you never realize my presence.

Thierry is quirky, gorgeous and quick with the insults. And me? I'm just trying not to get burned. ONESHOT

May, is hopelessly in love with a guy named Luke. Though she loves him very deeply she cannot ever imagine confessing to him with confidence and to make it even hopeless the only thing they have in common is that their lockers are right beside each other!

-ONE SHOT- Fallen recieves a love letter, same as usual *sigh* But...why is this one different? Why does this boy intrigue her like none before? Oh crap, he didn't leave a name. Asshole. "So, are you gonna open your eyes now? I bring a chocolate muffin…”

It was just one drunken kiss. He believed it was love, and just like that, I had a stalker.

THREESHOT. Sawyer Clancy is clueless, awkward, and more concerned with getting headshots on COD than putting the moves on me, his one and only girlfriend. But it's Valentines Day and I'll be damned if I don't get my first kiss by sundown.

One shot about young girl falling for a young boy. "..I waved to you. On Tuesday. I gestured a ‘hello’ to you, the boy with brown eyes in the beautiful blue sweater.."

Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT

One-shot. I was the only one alone, without a date. And then Dylan had to come over and push me right out of my seat.

“Why won't you go out with me?” he asked, his eyes boring into hers with an intensity nobody could match. She slowly looked up at him to meet his eyes and whispered, “Because ... you would hurt me.” One shot.

She was blackmailed into an arranged marriage. She was forced to move to a different country. All she could see was darkness but all he could see was her.

Lucy receives three notes. And in them are three words. ONE-SHOT

It was Senior Ditch Day, and I was probably the only senior attending school today, except him - he's here for his detention. Or at least, that's what he told me. OneShot.

“You better not hear what I’m saying next or I’ll kill you,” he said. I automatically turned off my IPod without him noticing. *Insert evil grin here; smirk.* Jeremy's just a best friend. And I'm an idiot for thinking that all these years.

He couldn’t walk right, he couldn’t form words correctly, he couldn’t do math or read, and he couldn’t understand a lot of things. He was different. But that’s why she loved him. One-shot.

ONESHOT Jaden, the captain of the bloodthirsty football team, and possibly the strongest guy in the school stood stuttering before me, "I fell in love with you. I don't know when or how," he flinched, "Don't kill me?"

I'm at a new school and everyone seems pretty nice. Except for one outstanding exception. What did I ever do to him? Why is he so mean? And why can't I stop thinking about him? - Completed!

One-shot: She may be blind, but she could see better then anyone else, it seemed to him.

I wanted a dog, I got a stalker. I wanted hot chocolate, I got a kiss. Really, things are just not working out very well since Golden The Fish declared war on me.

“Why do you like him?” I shrugged. “He has a girlfriend, you know.” I nodded. “I know. Why are you rubbing this in?” He looked down. “Why don’t you like me, you know, romantically?” I think I just had a heart attack. One-shot.

Annette Wilson is your average 16 year old. She's got great friends, decent grades, and a loveable family. The only problem is Lucas Fort, the guy that she absolutely hates. And he just so happens to be madly in love with her. COMPLETE AND EDITED!

..."I'm a mistake," he continued. "You deserve someone better." I smiled suddenly..."Are you saying you love me too?" ONE-SHOT

He used to be a playboy in denial, but she changed him. Everything was perfect, but then she left him. She had to. Or so she thought. Oneshot.

“So, let me get this straight,” he started, putting his textbook aside. “You want to go out with me.” I nodded. “Emma and Christian?” Nod. “Sitting in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G?” Besides, how bad could it be? Famous last words, I’d realize later.

ONE-SHOT “He stares at you.“ “He doesn’t stare, he watches.” “Same difference.” “It’s not the same thing!” I realized my voice had risen a few decibels and toned it down. “Staring is creepy, watching is… something else.”

Aiden Carlisle: noun 1. Snobby popular guy in my Calculus class; 2. Has barely talked to me or acknowledged me, ever; 3. Dedicated a song to me on the radio. Wait a second. What?

Who would have thought a simple trip to a café would turn the world’s biggest Valentines Day cynic into something quite the opposite? Why, a charming stalker of course!

So it's Valentine's Day, and I've gotten a rose delivered to me in every single one of my classes. Oh, but they're not from my boyfriend. No, he didn't get me anything, because he's thoughtless. Actually, these roses are from my best friend. ONESHOT.

One-shot: This is a love-letter, with a twist. Girl pours her heart out to her first crush - love, hate and complete confusion mixes to form a mad angsty rant. Written ages ago so forgive the bad writing, just give me some feeback : T for language! Tots

"Every time I want to say hello, every time I want to stay, I go. Can't ever find the words to let you know, sometimes you plague my mind a million times." This is the story of a shy boy and the girl he's hopelessly in love with. ONESHOT.

Total geek James Hampton is in love with average girl Leah Anderson. Leah is the only one that's nice to him. He moves and Leah is finally free from his stalkish ways. A year later, he moves back and is a complete and total hottie. WAIT WHAT!

“You’ve been writing notes to him all day because you’re an idiot. He’s been writing back because he has no other choice and for the record, I’m not deaf.” Whoops. Het. One-shot.

Experiment of mine. In all dialogue. "'Ugh! Stop smirking! People are going to think you're a stalker if you keep following me around' 'Well, they're going to think you're a madwoman if you keep screaming, so we're even.'" Please R&R! Oneshot/EDITED

Nila talked to nerdy boys, who played World of Warcraft, who read Starship Troopers, who were on the debate team. Not boys like Brice Abrams, who played football, baseball, and a little pick-up basketball on the side. -previously published under tastethekiss-

At exactly 11:11PM every night my cellphone rings. He's always on time. Always.

One-shot. He eyed her carefully for her reaction. No blush. No tremor. No fiddling. No nothing. He frowned to himself. "I was stabbing the picture I drew of you," Aylee flatly replied.

She always looks at the back of his head during class. He always looks at the back of her head walking home. An extremely short one-shot.

ONESHOT.“Well, what else am I supposed to think!” I yell. “You barely talk to me anymore, you have secret phone calls, you sneak out at night, and you come back smelling like perfume!”

Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?

As long as I'm here, you will never have to mow again." Samantha is a secret romantic who despises mowing. When a stranger offers to mow her lawn, she never suspects that her love story is about to be written. But not all love stories have happy endings.

Anton was really good at fixing things and cleaning up messes. He was what my father liked to call a good man, even if he was a little rough around the edges with slightly loose morals. That was why I called him. Our children are going to love that story.

Ace Reporter Lucy has to get to the bottom of the story...about the roses in her locker.

“I love you.” “W-what? When?” “Last night.” He had to be kidding. This couldn’t be possible. This wasn’t supposed to happen. This wasn’t the plan. “And I’ll wait for you forever.” ONESHOT

“Is that Sarah?” the caller had the nerve to ask. “Yeah,” I started, now royally pissed. I was totally prepared to give him a piece of my mind when he did something unexpected. He started singing. One-Shot.

As a favor to her sister, Jasmine agrees to be part of a bachelorette auction. Never did she imagine who would buy her and what happens after. One-shot.

Adele has always waited patiently for her first kiss. But after reading a journal from when she was young she finds out that she has in fact already been kissed. A one-shot. Sometimes your true love is in your first kiss when you were six years old.

“I’m fully aware of what I’m doing,” I assured him. “I don’t hate you. I got over that way back. I like you Duncan, I think I might actually be in l-,” but he never let me finish that sentence. Instead, he clamped a big hand over my mouth.

FOR RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONESHOTS CONTEST! I've been in love with my best friend for as long as I can remember. Unfortunately, we're thirty-two and he still hasn't figured it out.

A girl confesses her feelings toward her sworn enemy in a letter. Secrets and discoveries can crush a person's heart. ONESHOT

I'd spent twelve years being your best friend, but that changed at age seventeen.

“Please understand that I don’t want to be your best friend forever.” ONESHOT

“What?” I rolled my eyes, “Please, Jake would kill me if he knew I was even hanging out with you in the wee hours of the morning… especially since I’m asking you to check me out and give me your honest, unbiased opinion.” Sweet, fluffy One-Shot

He kissed her in the train station, left his coat with her, and disappeared. Who was he? She ran ideas through her mind trying to figure it out, but when it came down to it, she knew nothing about him and didn't know if she would ever see him again.

“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT

*oneshot* - You see, once there was this little girl in pigtails playing with a boy in day care when he told her, “You're not allowed to smile. You're even scarier when you smile.” And after that, the little girl never knew how to smile ever again. R&R.

ONESHOT. He always stole my Halloween ideas. When I came as a piece of ham, he was cheese. When I was a princess, he was supposedly my prince. Then I came as LC, and he said he was Brody Jenner. I wonder what idea of mine he’s going to steal this year...

Lydia's boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend. Since then, she could never trust anyone. Until the most popular guy in school started to talk to her... Problem? He's got a girlfriend.

-ONE SHOT- He was just the creepy dude who insisted on hovering over my shoulder every morning while I tried to drink my coffee. Obviously the only reason I let him keep doing it without punching him in the face was because he always helped me finish the daily crossword. That had to be the only reason... right?

Grace hates James with a burning passion, and she doesn't try to be discreet about it either. So then, why does he refuse to leave her alone? please please review!

It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.

Oneshot. Today is 5 years from the day I confessed my love to you. 5 years from the day you rejected me, 5 years from the day I saved you, 5 years from the day I died for you, and 5 years from my first day in heaven.

*EDITING: CHAP 1-5 Editing Complete* She loves him but he's a playboy. So, fine. When she finally decides to forget about him, he develops feelings. But how's she supposed to choose when another man turns up and tries to make her fall for him?

ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"

That was the first thing I saw when I opened my cell phone. The number was unknown and they wouldn't tell me who they were, but I replied to the text message anyways. One shot

The number one reason to avoid coffee and donut shops: the ex-boyfriend you never got over is a cop, and you can never be too sure where or when you’ll run into him. ONE-SHOT

-ONE SHOT- Sara had the tried and tested technique of letting guys down gently. That was until her best friend set her up on a blind date with the one guy that wouldn’t take no for an answer.

I raised my eyebrow and looked at him expectantly. ‘Are you some kind of stalker?’ ‘I’m not a stalker,’ he replied, smiling, ‘I’m your soul mate.’

Slash? Het? You decide: Everyday, Eli receives pieces of a letter, and with every piece, he becomes more infatuated with the writer. But who is the mysterious letter writer?

I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.

Leon wants Brianna to review his work. OneShot.

I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.

“Wait. Did you say you love me?” I nodded. “As in married people love?” I nodded. “Love love?” I nodded. “So it worked? You love me?” I rolled my eyes. “Just kiss me.” One-shot.

Leana's stalker could be described as tall, dark, and handsome... but mostly just dark. She won't, of course, admit the handsome part, because she's a woman of repute and he's, well, her stalker.

A blind princess and an ugly knight might just be meant for one another. A fluffy fairy tale.

In the second grade, I stole his juice box. And it didn't stop there. Who knew that one event would put everything into motion?

Did you just tell me you love me?" He asked. "No, I told your chest that I love you." one-shot

ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.

“Wait!” Jonathan ran towards me, again. He tripped over thin air and fell, again. He looked up from the ground with a boyish smile. “My horoscope said that if I fell down twice in front of a girl I like, she’ll fall in love with me!” One-shot.

‘And for how long have you liked me?’ He asked. ‘Oh,’ I replied. ‘Its been 2 years, 3 months, 1 week, 4 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 21 seconds…not that I’m counting, of course.’

ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.

Closet stalker and starer, I may have been. Sure I was a wee bit conspicuous but that didn't mean that I was willing to come out!

Jen has never had the greatest life. In fact, it's been miserable since day 1. All that she really wants to do is pass highschool, but that's pretty hard to do when the new student is obsessed with you. Brent Carriere, school hottie, Jen's worst nightmare

Nicole's in love with her best friend's boyfriend. She has never told anyone about her feelings, except her diary. Unfortunately, the most arrogant, not to mention the most popular boy at her school gets his hands on it. [COMPLETE]

I'm supposed to hate you. We're supposed to be enemies. We have been, up to now. So... why did you kiss me? And why did I kiss you back? Oneshot.

[Oneshot] I always dated losers. I always asked him What's wrong with me? He always said Nothing. But I never, in a million years thought he would change that.

The best birthday of the year...Honestly, it would have never happened without her worst enemy. ONESHOT

I wanted simplicity. But then I fell in love, confessed out of nowhere, and walked away. Guess being simple doesn't mean you can't have drama. Oneshot.

[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'

.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.

OneShot: “No! God, why can’t anyone understand that Noah does not and will not ever like me in a romantic fashion!” I shouted. Funny how life works out.

“Did you realize how long I waited for it to rain and for you to actually forget your umbrella?” he questioned.

He told her he loved her hair. She chopped it off. Yeah. She hated him that much. One-Shot.

[my second oneshot] So I was going to the prom with a guy I had a crush on for three years. Perfect, right? Nothing could go wrong. But then his best [girl] friend in the universe asks him. Dr. Phil, where are you when I need you?

I wrote a letter to a guy I pretty much think about all the time. Was I actually going to give it to him? No way! Then it falls out of my pocket. Oh god. [one shot.]

[ONESHOT] A girl gets more than she expected on Valentine's Day.

Brittany is finding charms in her locker from a mysterious admirer. After getting so many, will she finally connect the dots and figure out it's who she's wanted it to be all along?

In the eighth grade, he told her they were going to fall in love. Seven years later, Emma begins to question just how right Jacob was.

Never did she think she would have a stalker. Over shadowed by her sister, she didn't give much thought to guys. But as she meets her stalker, she finds out she's falling for him.

To put it simply I was obsessed, but who wouldn't be? I couldn't help but fall for the mysterious rocker Reese Meyers. Did he ever notice me? Nope, but that was going to change and I would accomplish my mission. Short Story.

[One-Shot] So her best friend's been avoiding her for a couple days. No big deal, right? Yeah, that's what she thinks...until he "tells" her why.

Completed! Lily Reeves and Nick Forester have hated each other since kindergarten. He's an arrogant jerk. She's a laidback, former geek. But when a chain of events happen, will their feelings towards each other change? R&R

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Melody suddenly finds out she has a secret admirer. But she already has someone she too secretly admirers. Will she be happy that there's a chance it could be him or be heartbroken that it isnt? COMPLETED

Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]

Paige always considered herself plain in comparison to her sister. That's why she's surprised when she learns she has an admirer!