TotallyCaesar
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Joined 03-26-10, id: 717830, Profile Updated: 09-11-12
Author has written 5 stories for Life, General, and Humor.

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“Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.” -Meg Chittenden

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Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
The Guide to Surviving Bieber Fever by CupcakeJaws reviews
A humorous ten-part guide on how to cure yourself of Bieber Fever. Written in total sarcasm by a Bieber Hater.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
Sins by Makeshift Contradictions reviews
Seven teens, seven deadly sins. . .
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Scarred by brit02 reviews
Skyler has been gang raped, and it's all she can do to forget that night and continue living for her little brother. But when Zack, the only other person who knows what happened to her, appears after a few months, can she allow him into her heart?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,966 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
Snow Angel by Agent Striker reviews
Hello!" she called, "Isn't it beautiful?" Before I can stop them, the words tumble out of my mouth, “Not nearly as beautiful as you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
I Believe In A Thing Called Unsuspected Love by Writer'sBlock7 reviews
Tess has known Alex all her life, he is after all, her twin brothers asshole best friend, but what happens when Alex wants to be more than just her friend, and who will he have to compete with? BAD SUMMARY!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,959 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010
Tick Tock by ViridianaSynklair reviews
Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Closed Casket by Coffee Cups and Candle Jars reviews
I'm the toy you wanted, played with, and then got sick of.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Middle School Secrets by ailsaz reviews
13-year-old Cesar Roman got the superhero power...of rhyming. His 12-year-old sister Camilla can teleport, but everyone she teleports with her ends up naked. With 5 other superhero kids at their middle school, they work together to prevent a boy band's manager from becoming governor of California.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,674 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
Forever Entwined by Tomorrow's Memories reviews
So could we slow it down? Freeze the frame, I don't want to leave this moment, With only a name,
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Mission: WalMart by Imogen Superstamp reviews
Wal-Mart. Two girls. One mission: act ridiculous. Based on a profile post. What if I had to do these ridiculous quests in a local store? This is how it would turn out to be.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Breaking Up With Writers Block by PapaMike reviews
It's not you, it's me... okay it is you, but let me wallow in my cliches.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Randolf by bookkwyrm reviews
A small ficlet I wrote. Don't read if you value your childhood.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010
Mercy by Blushy reviews
As I got older, I couldn't help but think about the irony. The town of Mercy. Where they burned little girls.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
MADE IN CHINA by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Everywhere I look... MADE IN CHINA, MADE IN CHINA, MADE IN CHINA
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Lape The Grape by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Once upon a time there was a grape named Lape. He had a very boring adventure. The end... or is it?
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
How to Manage Your Demon Alarm Clock by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
We've all had those mornings. Be-be-be-beep, be-be-be-beep, goes the alarm clock. Will it never shut up? No. Here are your instructions on how to show that thing who's boss!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
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Victoria's Secret reviews
What IS Victoria's secret? Have you ever wondered?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
UnFreqently Asked Questions reviews
I've heard some of the strangest questions.... One-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Wings reviews
Be safe." Seth called after them. "I'll be fine, Dad." Becca called back. The call came later, and Seth would never forget the words...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
I'm Sorry reviews
A free-verse about child abuse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
What Am I? reviews
It is there, but you can't feel it. It's an amazing thing, but most don't use it enough. What is it?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete