Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Romance.
Hey everybody! Some of you might know me as Rhiannon321 on facfiction.net, but here I'm using ElissaSilver21. I'm hoping to write several stories here. I already have two that I've uploaded elsewhere, and I'm thinking of posting them here too, so watch for them please. :) If any of you have any suggestions for stories, I'm new here, (obviously) so shoot me a message with the link. I like most romance, so pretty much any romance story I will probably like. Thanks. :)
Books - Twilight, HP, pretty much all fantasy/fiction books, and I also love Nora Roberts, Susan Mallery, and Janet Evonavich (sp?)
Music - I like a little bit of everything, but I mostly like rock, alternative, country, and classical. (I know, weird combination.)
Movies - Fantasy, romance, action, and comedy.
Twilight - Twilight gets it's own category, cause it's amazing. I know it's a typical thing to love, and I'm not like CRAZY obsessed about it. But I do really love it. The books were incredible, the movie was really good, but it would have been better if you hadn't read the book. Does that make sense? Anyway, books and movies are amazing, and I can't wait for New Moon, which comes out the day before my B-day. Yay!
I love to write stories, all of them works of fantasy. I also love reading, though I tend to go through alot of books really fast. Once, I bought four books, all of them 200 pages or more, and I was done with them in a week.
I also love: horseback riding, drawing, singing, dancing, swimming (I'm in love with water), watching T.V/movies, and hanging with my friends, who I love. Even when they're totally dorks. Lol.
8/1/11 The next chapter is up! Yay! I hope you guys like it. XD Thanks so much to everyone who's read, faved, or reviewed. :D
Quotes from my life:
My friend Angela and I were fighting for some reason or another, about something small, so we were fake fighting and blowing things out of proportion to entertain ourselves.
Me: Don't be mad, I love you..
Angela: No you don't!
Me: You know you're the only one.
Angela: ... That's not what Fabio said!
Begins to fake sob
Me: ... He meant nothing to me!!
Several hours later, we see someone who looks like Fabio, and is undeniably HOT!
Me: I changed my mind, Fabio means everything!!
Me: I'm so bored! Entertain me.
Naomi: Sorry babe, I'm not going to have sex with you at school.
Me: ... Why not?
Look at each other, and burst out laughing like maniacs, and get strange looks from the entire cafeteria.
Me: Fuck I hate wearing heels. They're so hard to run in!
Angela: Belle can run in heels.
Angela: Completely. Belle, you remember that time with were at that place, at you were running to get someone. Then I was like "Woah! She can run in heels! She's like Beyonce!"
Belle: Oh yeah! Hah! That was hilarious.
Angela: Yup, then Monika was like "Or a prostitute."
Laughter, and several moments of silence from Belle.
Belle: What's a prostitute?
Angela and I look at each other.
Me and Angela: You've got to be shitting me.
After arguing for several minutes about whether or not we should try and explain to Belle what a prostitute was, Angela's brother Alan came downstairs.
Belle: FINE!! If you won't tell me... ALAN!!
Belle: What's a prostitute.
Alan:... I'm not prepared to have this conversation with you.
Belle: Damn it!! Why won't anyone tell me??
Angela's mom comes home.
Belle: Karen, what's a prostitute?
Karen:... Someone who has sex for money.
Belle:... You can do that for money??
Everyone slaps their forehead in frustration.
For this story, you must watch National Treasure to know about the awesomely awesomeness of Riley.
Sitting in the tiny park on a tinier bench. I thought about Riley, and laughed. I'd told Angela about this before, so when I looked at her and said, "Snorkel," she wasn't at all confused. She laughed.
"Saxophone." Belle happened to be with us, but HADN'T heard the story. She looked around the park in enthusiastic confusion.
"WHERE??" Angela and I looked at each other and considered taking her to the nearest mental hospital.
Angela gets a text from her guy friend, Jerry. "Cait, I need something to say to Jerry. He asked me what I'm doing, but what I'm doing is boring, so I want to make something up."
"Tell him you're hanging out with one of your sluts." I said.
"Okay." Gets a text back.
"What did he say?"
"He asked why 'one of my sluts'. Do I have more than one?" she asked.
"How many? Pick a number between one and thirty."
"Excellent." Gets a text back. "Which one are you."
"The twenty first, cause I'm beastly like that."
"Sweet." Gets text back. "Wow. He asked why if I have twenty one I'm not sharing."
"Cause, you're my pimp, so you own me." I said. Angela laughs hysterically.
Several years later, still talking about Angela being my pimp, and still fighting over who has rights to what.
"You know what, why don't we just make a freaking contract?" Angela asked.
"Sounds good to me. Saves us from all this confusion." I said.
"I'll do it. Just watch me!"
"I don't deny it." I said, but secretly I knew she'd eventually forget about it.
"NO! Her booty is mine!!" Angela whines. Naomi sighs in frustration.
"Well, I want a piece!" she said. I look around.
"Wow. Really? Just keep talking about me like I'm a piece of cake or something."
"Shush, this is serious business we're talking about." Angela said, hands on her hips.
"Fine. Naomi, you get my boobage, and Angela gets my booty." Angela and Naomi look at each other.
"Works for me."
"Me too." I roll my eyes.
Five minutes later, after serious thought on the subject...
"Wait, if Naomi has average boobage, and I have above average boobage, if she claims my boobage, does that combine it to make SUPER BOOBAGE?" I asked. Naomi and Angela fall all over themselves laughing.
"Totally. I have above average boobage too, so you and me make SUPER DUPER BOOBAGE!!" Angela said.
"Niiiiiice." I reply.
Next day, Angela tells me that she is Tom Riddle, who is actually a girl, and I decide am Harry Potter, who is actually a girl as well. "WAIT!! Does that mean we have SUPER DUPER WIZARDLY BOOBAGE?" I asked.
"YUUS!!" Angela replied.
The day after that, Angela put a temporary pop-tart tattoo on her boob. "Nice. So now you have SUPER DUPER WIZARDLY POP-TART BOOBAGE."
Note: I'm not actually lesbian or bi, me and my friends just get bored and tease each other. Though I have nothing against the gay community. I support you all! :D
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 laughing you ass off.
I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (you know what's wierd? These all describe a small part of my personality!! haha!)
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people? Copy and paste this in your profile if you do!
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MSN Messenger/Tagged/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
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-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
These quotes are compliments of theoneandonlyher on fanfiction.net. Go check out her profile. It's freackin amazing!!